OT: strange things happen to me all the time

[Lucas]

I am moving every 2 month.. I am pissed off. Now I live with two south American indians, I rented one room in a house - so do they. As you know I have morning right now, so my day/night order is that after night betting I am going to swim to swimming pool. Today when I returned I found some girl/drunken hooker type in my bed. I tried to persuade her to leave my bed: no result. Than came some Indian guy /I have never seen him/ and took her away (with my duvet-I found it later in a hall). Omg... I sitted to my chair checking bets and WTF...the whole chair was full of some hot liquid - I HOPE water.

Well time to move out, again!

[JoshW]

Pretty crazy, use some of your gambling money and get out while you can. Either that or start enjoying hookers more.

[Stumpage]

Wow...I had a bird crap on me this morning, but after reading the above I consider myself fortunate.

[moses millsap]

Today when I returned I found some girl/drunken hooker type in my bed. I tried to persuade her to leave my bed: no result.

[isetcap]

...I found some girl/drunken hooker type in my bed. I tried to persuade her to leave my bed: no result...

When that happens, you join the bed with her.

One of the best posts ever was when Lukas gave us the photos of his apartment. Fucking classic!

I'm going to go find it...

[Lucas]

I was decided to move out, before this funny/absurd/disgusting story (you are lucky that you have not seen the woman). I pay quite good money for the stupid room and my greedy landlady, taht is not able to get lock into my door, sent me twice SMS in the middle of my live bet that I should turn off heating when I leave. This was only cherry on the cake.

time to get my Neteller ATM card

PS. I rather do not make photos of this department. It is too much even for Iset - too big spiders and rotten walls. Seriously I will buy some offshore house.

[isetcap]

I was decided to move out, before this funny/absurd/disgusting story (you are lucky that you have not seen the woman). I pay quite good money for the stupid room and my greedy landlady, taht is not able to get lock into my door, sent me twice SMS in the middle of my live bet that I should turn off heating when I leave. This was only cherry on the cake.

time to get my Neteller ATM card

PS. I rather do not make photos of this department. It is too much even for Iset - too big spiders and rotten walls. Seriously I will buy some offshore house.

You can stay at my place in Prague. You will only have to live with 2 South Africans and 1 boy from Cameroon.

[Lucas]

You can stay at my place in Prague. You will only have to live with 2 South Africans and 1 boy from Cameroon.

Only if you have 5$ for the lock.
And please, tell your friend that I am going to buy something like this:

[tacomax]

Wow...I had a bird crap on me this morning

That's one heck of a fetish.

[isetcap]

That's one heck of a fetish.

Oh man, I hate myself for laughing at Taco's posts. I think I need a doctor.

[darkghost]

Oh man, I hate myself for laughing at Taco's posts. I think I need a doctor.

What do u mean? Taco's a madcap, a modern day King of the one-liners.

[Stumpage]

That's one heck of a fetish.

Hey, I am an "animal lover"

[Mudcat]

It sounds like your neighbours are not exactly the Flanders, Lucas.

[moses millsap]

It sounds like your neighbours are not exactly the Flanders, Lucas.

Neighbors? They're his roommates.

[Willie Bee]

JJ's probably got a room you can rent out cheap in Newark, Lucas. But meet him in Camden first to pick up some scotch before you head to see the new place, ok?

[Dead Money]

Roommates just suck, bottomline.

Everything always seems to start off well, but eventually the stupid things that people do will start to get on your nerves.

It works out good financially, but it wears on you mentally.

Good luck Lucas finding a new place.

[Mudcat]

Roommates just suck, bottomline.

Everything always seems to start off well, but eventually the stupid things that people do will start to get on your nerves.

It works out good financially, but it wears on you mentally.

Sharp post.

[Lucas]

Thanks 4 mental support guys,
I do not know what is better live with some Africa jungle-guy or JJ.

Seriously, I am considering what is less worse for me: live alone and do not talk for days with anybody or live with roommates, who always suck. I have not financial problem. And I do not want to live with friends because I lost many thru roomating (btw same reason why is not good to sleep/date with friend). The worst thing of all possibilities: live with the owner of the flat.

I think I am extremely tolerant (not as one girl I remember, who could not stand my style of walking - so I rather left), but I do not want strange persons in my bed. Evidently too much.

[isetcap]

The way you walk pisses me off, Lucas.

[Lucas]

I am glad that I do not live with you ISET!!!

[Mudcat]

I do not know what is better live with some Africa jungle-guy or JJ.

Ah yes, the age-old question.

[pags11]

what the hell was the hot liquid?...