Baby Faced Boy NOT the Father!

[VegasDave]

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/145359-baby-faced-boy-father-13-a.html

DNA tests show that Alfie Patten is NOT the father!

http://www.nationmultimedia.com/2009/03/27/headlines/headlines_30099041.php

"The 300 pound test was conducted on him after half a dozen boys claimed to have slept with schoolgirl pal Chantelle Stedman, 15.


Although Alfie was convinced he was the dad after a single night of unprotected sex with Chantelle, the DNA test proved the 4ft-tall pupil was not the father of her tot Maisie Roxanne.


According to the Mirror, Chantelle had told her half-sister Jodie O'Neill, 17, that her daughter's father could have been one of the boys she slept with at her parents' home in East Sussex.


The paper further reveals that the teen girl also said that her mother Penny had ordered her to keep saying that she has been a virgin when she slept with Alfie.


The result will be a blow to Alfie who was "devastated" by the boys' claims and "adored" Maisie. Chantelle became pregnant aged 14 after she "forgot to take" her contraceptive pill last May."

[VegasDave]

Half a dozen kids wanted some of this action:

[onthewhat]

[Bread]

OMG!!!

[BestPlay2day]

They should of put this shit on Maury. Can you imagine the 13 year old doing a "victory dance" when Maury says "Alfie, you are NOT the father!" Now the kid can go back to playing with his Yugioh cards and Wii.

[Bread]

haahha...nice BP2D. I love me some Maury..this would've been the greatest episode of all time.

picture it.

Wildebeest goes running backstage crying as kid is dancing around. Maury runs back with cameras "Isn't this what you wanted? Come back on stage."

They come back out and Maury asks kid if he's still going to be there for the kid and kid says "No I got a new coloring book!"

I just had way too much fun imagining all of that.

[VegasDave]

That's the first thing I imagined as well when reading this story.

Kid just flips out his pokemon cards and starts airmailing them into the stands. Would be priceless.

[CaneDawg]

what is our world coming too

truly sad

[Rich Boy]

That chick is a nasty buttaface.

[tacomax]

That chick is a nasty buttaface.

Buttaface? Buttawholefrickinbody more like.

[mmike032]

best news of that kids life

[007Fatty]

Oh GAWD!
that is sick did she rape the little kids?
wat kind of a guy is that desperate to sleep with her lol
EWWWW.

[Matt Rain]

Oy.

[Hells Kitchen]

Statutory Rape?
I didn`t fvxk no statue

[VegasDave]

Buttaface? Buttawholefrickinbody more like.

Beat me to it.

[VegasDave]

He looks 6. A little creepy that she'd find him attractive at 15...

[so im zach]

best news of that kids life

.

[Doug]

Can Eddie Munster's boys swim ?

[pavyracer]

This is unreal. How many boys did she sleep with?

[tacomax]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2435283.ece

[onthewhat]

When does this Maury episode air?

[BatemanPatrickl]

This world is ****ED!

[bobbyfk]

wow...

[Willie Bee]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2435283.ece

Taco, there is so much material in that story, where does one begin?

How about with the name of Britain's Children Secretary: Ed Balls What the fcuk is a Children's Secretary anyway? Love the caption under his photo in the story: "Outraged...Ed Balls"

The Sun pictured 4ft Alfie with Maisie and Chantelle in February. The schoolboy believed he’d become Britain’s youngest dad, saying: “When my mum found out I thought I’d be in trouble."

Tory leader David Cameron said the case raised “worrying” questions about modern Britain.

Yes Mr. Cameron, none of this EVER went on before the modernization of Britain. Taco, how many in the Tory party have been caught having extramarital affairs in the last five years or so?

And finally, a quote from the father of the baby's father:

Speaking in February, Tyler’s dad Chris Ireland said: “I’d no idea Tyler was at Chantelle’s house because he was meant to be with a mate.

Indeed Mr Ireland, your son was with a mate.

[pavyracer]

I think when Jefferson was president he had a few 14 year olds as mistresses both black and white.