In the midst of sagging poll numbers, and to convey to the American people that the Administration is willing to make sacrifices they are demanding of the people, the current Administration has decided to cut costs by outsourcing Barack Obama's job to India.
Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel noted, "when we looked into who wasn't pulling his weight, who was the empty suit, who had nothing productive to contribute -- the cut back was obvious."
Former President Obama's duties are being handled by New Delhi resident Mastiff Dique who is being compensated at the rate of 6 American dollars per hour. As an initial duty, Mr. Dique is addressing America by videotape. The tape is said to have Mr. Dique giggling and chuckling like some kind of deranged pothead as he discusses the seriousness of the economy.
Former President Obama is now said to be employed pimping 20 dollar crack hos on the south side of Chicago.
Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel noted, "when we looked into who wasn't pulling his weight, who was the empty suit, who had nothing productive to contribute -- the cut back was obvious."
Former President Obama's duties are being handled by New Delhi resident Mastiff Dique who is being compensated at the rate of 6 American dollars per hour. As an initial duty, Mr. Dique is addressing America by videotape. The tape is said to have Mr. Dique giggling and chuckling like some kind of deranged pothead as he discusses the seriousness of the economy.
Former President Obama is now said to be employed pimping 20 dollar crack hos on the south side of Chicago.