Why does Cindy Crawford hate Bread?

[fiveteamer]

What is her problem. Yeah, I know sometimes we all want to rip Bread apart but this is no way to behave

[The Prick]

mebbe shes just really anxious ta get to the gurgly inside parts of bread

[betplom]

Since she had a mammoth yeast infection that took 3 months to cure she has developed a hatred for all yeast based products.

[bobbyfk]

[Mudcat]

My baked goods fetish is finally going mainstream. Hopefully soon we'll have websites full of girls in swimsuits ripping apart bread, stomping on pastry crusts, wailing on Yorkshire pudding, etc. etc.

[Willie Bee]

Man, that is one lucky loaf if you ask me.

[Bread]

I turned her down. Hag.