Do you like football or hand egg?

[Jamie_UK]

[betplom]

James, American football (egg chasing) is for wankers, futbol is a much better sport.

[Matt Rain]

[WileOut]

We like winning wars in 1770's against a far bigger power in Britain, taking our country for ourselves and creating the worlds biggest superpower of all time. And for some reason we like to bail Britain out of huge wars.

P.S. Our footballs are kicked too. And our kickers on average are probably better athletes than your average soccer punk.

Soccer would be a great sport if they would simply take away the offside penalty. It ruins the game, makes it unwatchable and unplayable.

[Immortality]

Why did we dumb Americans create a different sport and have to steal the name of it. Couldn't they have come up with a new name.

[WileOut]

No, we did it to show who the real superpower is. We can name our sport what we want and Britain has to say "yes sir".

Then to make them ashamed we make the British men wear skirts. To try to avoid embarassment the men act like they are doing it on purpose and call them "kilts".

[Immortality]

No, we did it to show who the real superpower is. We can name our sport what we want and Britain has to say "yes sir".

[Jamie_UK]

Why did we dumb Americans create a different sport and have to steal the name of it. Couldn't they have come up with a new name.

its not that simple , football was rugby football, and football (soccer)was association football.

[ShamsWoof10]

"EGG CHASING" is the best sport on the globe... You can kick the egg too you know...

[BatemanPatrickl]

We like winning wars in 1770's against a far bigger power in Britain, taking our country for ourselves and creating the worlds biggest superpower of all time. And for some reason we like to bail Britain out of huge wars.

P.S. Our footballs are kicked too. And our kickers on average are probably better athletes than your average soccer punk.

Soccer would be a great sport if they would simply take away the offside penalty. It ruins the game, makes it unwatchable and unplayable.

Soccer would be a great sport if guys didn't run up and down a field and do nothing. The sport is boring and should only be played in Europe.

[pavyracer]

Soccer is the king of all sports. It is the only sport that is equally viewed by both men and women because is so simple (except if you are a white trash redneck hillbilly from America).

[Willie Bee]

Hey, it's my old buddy JamieUK. You should be a good foil for the anti-soccer poster bconn-something or other with this stuff Jamie. Just be careful because Pavy could very easily surmise you're another one of Bill Dozer's 'business ghosts.'

[reno cool]

stupid egg ball. It's the most fun sport to bet on though. And at least it's not golf.

[Mudcat]

I doubt the ratings would be as good if they called it Monday Night Hand-egg.

[unknown Gambler]

Jamie,i like brits,but if it wasnt for FDR and all those other americans in uniform, there would be no football in britain today, matter of fact there would be no britain at all.

so just be happy both countrys now got a game they both call football!!

[reno cool]

Is that the only ignorant answer you ****s can ever give? get real. We know you've been taught a bunch of bull, but do you have to repeat it in every conversation?

[pavyracer]

If it wasn't for the Russians to open a second front with the Nazi's the Americans could have been playing soccer today and football would have been history now.

[raydog]

plommer on the loose again

[betplom]

plommer on the loose again

Raydog, I bumped a few of Jamie_UK's threads and then they all got deleted!

Tried searching for his posts and only a handful remain!

Strange!

[reno cool]

betplom

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[betplom]

betplom

2010 Poster of the Year!

Joined: 09-20-06
Posts: 11,448
SBR Points: 14
this should not be forgotten

Reno buddy, I'm not sure which part you are referring to that is making fun of me, please clarify.


PS: I blew my points in the SBR sportsbook and ordered some swag (coffee cups and beer glasses.

[reno cool]

I just don't want this picture to go away when you change avatars.

[betplom]

I just don't want this picture to go away when you change avatars.

LOL, make sure to save it somewhere safe, like an external drive or CD/DVD.

Reno, I'm here to amuse pal.

Just let me understand correctly, you think the avatar is funny? or Gay? Lame? Cool?

[reno cool]

funny, amusing yeah. Somehow appropriate. It's good.

[betplom]

funny, amusing yeah. Somehow appropriate. It's good.

OK, cool, sometimes I forget that some of the guys here actually dig me.

I'm so used to the haters.

[raydog]

haaha i love it when plom gets on a roll... i saw the mods are hating again though, its disappointing

[reno cool]

yeah, don't get yourself in trouble man. We can't afford to lose any more good posters.

[betplom]

footy

[36mafia]

calling handegg football is the best example of u.s. incompetence and arrogance

[ShamsWoof10]

calling handegg football is the best example of u.s. incompetence and arrogance

Shut the f*ck up you arrogant f*cks... The Brits think they are better but show NOTHING to prove it...

During a game of American Football the ball is KICKED to start the game, to score a FG or Extra Point, and to punt it to the other team...

Why do you act like the ball is never KICKED with the foot..?

The stupidest point made about SOCCER being the best sport in the world is that it's the most popular in the world... If you see an ad for a mid size sadan and the commercial claims it's the best selling car in America does that mean it's the best car period..? People must like that car better then a Ferrari according to the global idiots logic out there...

Soccer is not complexed at all and it's a simple sport for SIMPLE MINDED PEOPLE!!!

[pavyracer]

Out of 60 minutes of an American Football game the foot comes in contact with the ball between 20-25 seconds per game and I'm being extremely generous here.

[gryfyn1]

its called football because it one of the three codified variations of the original football game

[ShamsWoof10]

Out of 60 minutes of an American Football game the foot comes in contact with the ball between 20-25 seconds per game and I'm being extremely generous here.

That's because in Soccer they kiss and fondle the ball all the way down the field and call it action...

Soccer = ball fondling

[stealthyburrito]

That's because in Soccer they kiss and fondle the ball all the way down the field and call it action...

Soccer = ball fondling

agreed, how lotta nothing to score about 3 times in 90 minutes.

[donjuan]

its called football because it one of the three codified variations of the original football game

3?

Association football
Rugby union football
Rugby league football
Australian rules football
American football
Gaelic football