Bobcat walks into bar, attacks patrons

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  • obama our lord
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 12-24-08
    • 562

    #1
    Bobcat walks into bar, attacks patrons


    A bobcat attacked three people in a community in central Arizona, including two men who were bitten when the animal wandered inside a bar.

    Officers called to the Chapparal Bar in Cottonwood arrived to find the bobcat in the parking lot, where they shot and killed it, KVRD-FM radio reported.


    Tests were ordered to determine if the animal was rabid. It wasn't clear how seriously the victims had been injured.


    Cottonwood police say the animal attacked Monday when it scratched a woman who thought she had hit it with her car. Then police got a report of a bobcat acting aggressively toward a woman outside a Pizza Hut.


    Later came the call from the bar that a bobcat was inside as patrons climbed atop bar stools to get away.

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    A bobcat walks into a bar.

    He orders a beer.



    The bartender says, "That'll be $10.





    You know, we don't get many bobcats coming in here."



    The bobcat says, "At $10 a beer, it's not hard to understand."
  • Willie Bee
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-14-06
    • 15726

    #2
    Originally posted by obama our lord
    Later came the call from the bar that a bobcat was inside as patrons climbed atop bar stools to get away.
    Yeah, climbing up a few feet will keep you out of harm's way when it comes to bobcats. They should run IQ tests on the bar patrons. Imagine they might discover they shot the wrong animal(s).
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    • BatemanPatrickl
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 06-21-07
      • 18772

      #3
      Originally posted by Willie Bee
      Yeah, climbing up a few feet will keep you out of harm's way when it comes to bobcats. They should run IQ tests on the bar patrons. Imagine they might discover they shot the wrong animal(s).
      I am calling fake here; that sounds like cougar behavior to me. Personally I would have dropped a tornado spin kick on that cougar and had my way with her but I kicked that habit a long time ago.
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