Anyone Every Fake A Resume??

[jjgold]

Looking to get a sales job in computers and was going to make up a resume that I have worked 10 years in the field and make up companies I worked at. I am going off the bases they do not checkas many do not if lower level sales job. I figure $25k base plus commission , even going to say I went to StoneyBrook ..small college so they will not check. Its worth a shot even to see if I get an interview.

Thoughts?

[$nakes]

JJ you might have to provide references? ... in that case, how many #'s do you have? ala George Costanza

[rkelly110]

We must be on the same wave length, I was just thinking this, this morning. Maybe omit some of my work history
so as to not be over qualified. Seems employers want bodies instead of smarts.

[Smoke]

Worth a try coach.

[ParlayininHTown]

Coach, just include that you worked for Vandaley Industries. I'm willing to pretend like you used to be one of my latex salesmen over the phone if the company checks out the reference.

[jjgold]

Yes I think I need to be vague

I can pay off guys to be references I think

You see I am going for low level sales job that nobody wants wit horrific commissions

I do not give a fuk just to eek out a salary even if I get fired in 4 months if do not meet quotas

I have zero intentions of selling just going to collect salary and make up leads and calls I went on and actually go to the track and take shots with money

[Bostongambler]

Put down ur real last job on the resume , Paperboy. I doubt they will check the neighborhood on you.

[Russian Rocket]

Coach did you fake your resume to get hired by SBR?
Coach I have feeling that you've told them that you know how to gamble, pal

[Smoke]

Do whatever it takes to stay in the game corbin

[brooks85]

We must be on the same wave length, I was just thinking this, this morning. Maybe omit some of my work history
so as to not be over qualified. Seems employers want bodies instead of smarts.

lol who do you think you're kidding?

sound like muldoon when he says he isnt a liberal nut hugger.

[jjgold]

Coach did you fake your resume to get hired by SBR?
Coach I have feeling that you've told them that you know how to gamble, pal

Rocket lets go man..give me ideas

I know I can count on guys here

[stevek173]

Find places that went out of business recently only one or two, you don't want to make it obvious, then have maybe 3 where a friend answers the phone with a company name and does verbal verification.

[gauchojake]

25k

Who even pays that

[BigPage25]

Gotta fake it til you make it

[Spedizzo]

I lied that I had an Accounting internship to get my last job in the Accounting field

I also lied that my college GPA was 3.4 when it was 2.8

[El Nino]

Sounds like a smart plan, jj. I doubt a company involved with computers has ever heard of google.

[BIGDAY]

Put me down for a reference.

[Smoke]

Put me down for a reference.

Edgar Sanchez?

[Big Bear]

Looking to get a sales job in computers and was going to make up a resume that I have worked 10 years in the field and make up companies I worked at. I am going off the bases they do not checkas many do not if lower level sales job. I figure $25k base plus commission , even going to say I went to StoneyBrook ..small college so they will not check. Its worth a shot even to see if I get an interview.

Thoughts?

all the time. They never check that shit. Everybody and their brother went to college these days. Nobody is going to make you show proof unless u trying to be a doctor or some shit.

[texhooper]

25k

Who even pays that

i'm not lying, i went on an interview one time for some insurance company, job advertised "salary plus commission", which is very rare. most sales jobs, if they have a "salary", is more just a draw that you pay back. anyway, i'm at this interview, and one of the first things i brought up to this guy as something i liked about the company was the salary + commission thing, and he was like, we'll get to that. he went through the whole damn spiel about this and that, and at the end revealed that the guaranteed salary was $7400. and i was like, 'seriously, seven thousand dollars? that's for the year?' to which he responded, 'yes.' i guess basically what that means is should you have a super rough time, you'll at least have like $72 for the week after taxes.

[Auto Donk]

never a resume, only a few orgasms just the chick wouldn't feel bad about herself.....

[newguy]

10 yrs a lot coach. Just do a few years. 10 yrs and you better be able to talk like you know the game a bit!!

[Pauulzcappin]

fukking illiterate 1st shift jj.

[Booya711]

Looking to get a sales job in computers and was going to make up a resume that I have worked 10 years in the field and make up companies I worked at. I am going off the bases they do not checkas many do not if lower level sales job. I figure $25k base plus commission , even going to say I went to StoneyBrook ..small college so they will not check. Its worth a shot even to see if I get an interview.

Thoughts?

two things here coach on why you wont get a good answer:

1. majority of people at SBR have jobs where a resume was probably not needed
2. the only thing people fake here is bets and betting tickets.

enjoy the rest of your day

[Grits n' Gravy]

post your resume on oldbaldfagswhosuckdickfordollars.com. you won't need to lie about a thing for that gig.

[warbux]

Don't make up companies jjgold first thing first, if they are at least somewhat competent there gonna know there competitors and by listing a bunch of fake places will raise red flags. List companies that have gone under maybe is a better chance or changed ownership so there really isn't a definitive trail of who was employed there.

[stevek173]

Yeah and when they punch your credit report and see other employers and dates on it you'll be laughed out of the building.

[PAYTON20]

[minet123]

Looking to get a sales job in computers and was going to make up a resume that I have worked 10 years in the field and make up companies I worked at. I am going off the bases they do not checkas many do not if lower level sales job. I figure $25k base plus commission , even going to say I went to StoneyBrook ..small college so they will not check. Its worth a shot even to see if I get an interview.

Thoughts?

Again
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[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

ala George Costanza

JJ this should be your jumping off point for more endeavours.

Just give them phone numbers for references of people you trust to Bullshit.

Rocket could probably sounds like a former employer. You worked for a software development company with a number of ex-KGB operatives.
Making Iphone apps.

[kidcudi92]

JJ this should be your jumping off point for more endeavours.

Just give them phone numbers for references of people you trust to Bullshit.

Rocket could probably sounds like a former employer. You worked for a software development company with a number of ex-KGB operatives.
Making Iphone apps.

2 thumbs up

[laclippers504]

It goes on alot

[jjgold]

A lot sharp guys here with very solid advice

I would think you could use make up company names also

As long as I look good with the suit on and I should be fine

Maybe I'll make a video of my simulated resume/ interview then you can judge it

[Ratpack]

and speak clearly and proper and dont use fcuk every other word you should be okay and make sure you get that bald head of yours shined before the interview

[warbux]

jjgold with a nice suit you look like a ceo of a fortune 500 company. congratulations and good luck.