Hong Kong Dong

[betplom]

On a business trip to the Orient, Joe decided to spend his last night having wild sex with a Geisha Girl.

Upon returning home three weeks later, he noticed a very weird green, festering sore growing on his penis.

He went to the doctor, Dr. Jones, who, after hearing of his Orient trip and extracurricular activities, told him he had Hong Kong Dong and the only cure was complete amputation.

Joe was horrified, and decided to get a second opinion. Joe contacted Dr. Smith and showed him the green growth. Dr. Smith said, "I am sorry but Dr. Jones is correct. We must amputate right away".

Joe could not accept this. His friend suggested that he visit an oriental doctor. They must deal with this all the time.

He went to Dr. Chu Wong. Dr. Wong agreed with the diagnosis of Hong Kong Dong, but said

"These Amadican Doctors - so quick to Chop Chop chop. Amputation not necesally."

Joe was relieved.

Dr. Wong said "You wait three weeks and it fall off on its own."

[betplom]

Q: What's the difference between a pot of lobsters and a group of Chinese tourists who've just been run over by a steamroller?

A: There's no difference, they're all crustaceans ("crushed Asians").

[pico]

Geisha is japanese you ignorant asshole

[betplom]

Geisha is japanese you ignorant asshole

copy/paste pico, I don't make this stuff up, I just locate it online.

Now go get laid, you miserable chink.

[pico]

what is with all these std threads after your cuban trip. are you frustrated that the chink massage girls won't touch your little plommer now?

[betplom]

what is with all these std threads after your cuban trip. are you frustrated that the chink massage girls won't touch your little plommer now?

Crotch rot is not an STD, you ignorant fvck, its similar to athletes foot and is caused by a fungus.

Pico, I don't visit MP's staffed with asian girls, I prefer eastern European women.

Never a problem getting a massage girl to touch the little plommer, pal, NEVER!