So dudes ...

[ParlayininHTown]

Wish you and her all the best, EP.

Hope the ninjas continue to do your bidding.

[vividjohn45]

They have adopt. A pet at the local shelter.

[ACoochy]

Mine is already a lunatic. I'm ahead of the curve. JJ, I'm a lifer here. If I'm gone, call the police because I've been iced.

EP youtube hot crazy matrix if you havent already seen it. Youll get a laugh for sure

[thechaoz]

Sorry for your loss

[Big Bear]

JJ, I got it about as good as I'm gonna get. I could go trollin' at bars and such and work my ass off to score some tail, but I got a good piece. F that effort. Went out for my bachelor party and watched a buncha dudes makin' fools outta themselves for hot pieces of ass working at the place we went too. Suckers probably spent $100 on drinks and a tip and didn't even get their ass grabbed or their ego stroked enough.

exactly. And if they did laid they were probably too drunk to remember it.

congrats pal welcome to the big leagues.

[mikejamm]

Congrats Eagles, You're a class act all the way dude. Best of luck and get that kid of yours swinging a tennis racket early, that's where the real money is at!

[Sledge187]

I hope your future wife blows the best man on your wedding day.

[Big Bear]

Congrats Eagles, You're a class act all the way dude. Best of luck and get that kid of yours swinging a tennis racket early, that's where the real money is at!

that and pole vaulting its amazing easy to get a college scholarship as a pole vaulter.

you dont have to be the best in town bc chances are you will be the only pole vaulter in town.

[swordsandtequila]

that and pole vaulting its amazing easy to get a college scholarship as a pole vaulter.

you dont have to be the best in town bc chances are you will be the only pole vaulter in town.

[beefcake]

Congrats man....Previous poster was right about blowjobs...but if you ever have a kid you will lucky just to grab a boob every now and then.

[EaglesPhan36]

The real question is how many 2nd half bets can I get in NCAAF on Saturday before/after the ceremony. It's at 6pm. Gotta make sure the phone is charged. I don't really have anything to do but get dressed up in the monkey suit at some point, so I'll be sticking to my degenerate behavior the best I can.


Groom's Suite at the place we're getting hitched has a TV and there will be a beer cooler. So hopefully I can speaka da English at the appropriate time for a 20 minute ceremony.

I think the appropriate answer when they ask her to say do you take this man, yada yada yada and she says yes is for me to blurt out ... phag. Correct?

[jjgold]

Eagles does she know you gamble?

[EaglesPhan36]

Yes sir. My bachelor party started at the horse track a couple weekends ago ...


I'm also smart enough to know that why she needs to know what I do, she does not need to know how much I win and how much I lose.

[jjgold]

Good job Eagles better to be pretty honest with the gambling and you won't have any problems

[EDDIE MONEY LINE]

I'll be surprised if you make it to the alter. Police gotta be onto you by now for stealing the veterans leg at the eagles giants game to get money for one last bet. Good luck

[mikejamm]

I'll be surprised if you make it to the alter. Police gotta be onto you by now for stealing the veterans leg at the eagles giants game to get money for one last bet. Good luck

That was hilarious until I found out it was a pretty cool dude who sings at all the Eagles games and it was two or three hateful drunk bitches wearing Eagles gear no less, who stole his leg and left it on a subway! Glad to hear he got his leg back.

[Robber]

Best wishes, roasting time is over

I think eagles is well done now

[EaglesPhan36]

That was hilarious until I found out it was a pretty cool dude who sings at all the Eagles games and it was two or three hateful drunk bitches wearing Eagles gear no less, who stole his leg and left it on a subway! Glad to hear he got his leg back.

Yeah it was some drunk chick who took it too. Alright, I'm going to Defcon-4. Got about three more hours or so to myself today before heading out.

[jjgold]

Best of luck Eagles your a good guy

[Dollars2Donuts]

Good luck buddy, and congrats.

As a man that got engaged last weekend, I will be watching all of this VERY closely......

And good luck in the NCAA today!

[EaglesPhan36]

Hey congrats on the engagement. Make it a long one, ours was two years ... although I think we expected more like a year to year and a half. Don't rush any wedding preps. That shit gets time consuming and stressful usually for one person or the other.

Fist deep in a bourbon & Dr.Pepper right now. Probably gonna hit a 2nd one before I even get to the Chapel where my boy has me set with a straight bourbon flask if needed.

Most of my nerves - which are very few - are just centered around being the focus of the dog and pony show in front of family friends. Basically my most nerve racking part of this is the 20 minute ceremony and then it's a f-ing party with no damn worries.

My wedding gift from the future today was some boudoir photos.


Try to get you boys a reception photo later if I can think straight. Kegs + two cases of wine. That might be unlikely, but um I think you already know that I'll be looking to make a half time bet in NCAAF later tonight to celebrate. Check me for that. I might only have time to hit that out on Twitter - same as my SBR handle. Hopefully it's a great celebratory bet!

Thanks for the roasting and well wishes.

[Vegas39]

Congrats EP

[swordsandtequila]

Have a fukn' blast and make sure your Horny Toads cover 10 today!

[EaglesPhan36]

Should have a couple pics up tonight.

[jjgold]

Congratulations Eagles get back here as soon as possible

[EaglesPhan36]

Alright, trying to find an approved pic of us together. But here's the individual ones. Bride and some peeps from the wedding.

[EaglesPhan36]

My stupid face. Sorry I'm not as fat as some of you had hoped.

[sneakerhead]

Congrats dude

[zizoudane10]

Good looking bride. The one in the first pic isn't bad either

[Guinser]

Congrats man

[The Giant]

After seeing the pictures of the bride and groom, only one thing can be surmised.

EaglesPhan36 either has a 10 inch cokk or industrial sized bags of cocaine at his disposal.

Either way, congrats, pal.

[EaglesPhan36]

Must be the coke

[texhooper]

wait, you got married?

[SteveKerrsJunk]

Congrats man

[SteveKerrsJunk]

wait, you got married?

Haha. good stuff.