And the biggest attention whore at sbr is????.................

Immortality · 03-25-09, 08:15 PM

Originally posted by The Prick

goldstein needs ta go get a emergency weinermouthectomy 'fore he asyphixiates on sammy jizz

The HG · 03-25-09, 10:37 PM

thread of the year candidate - mods please DO NOT move to private zone

Fischnasty · 03-25-09, 10:57 PM

great analysis nicky. great thread. completely agree with the #1 pick. bumping th is back to the top

Chi_archie · 03-25-09, 11:12 PM

lol

great thread...

Bread · 03-25-09, 11:14 PM

Ladies & gentlemen....our future generation of college graduates!

Immortality · 03-25-09, 11:18 PM

Yeah that is signature worthy

Chi_archie · 03-25-09, 11:19 PM

why did he add in the "you can milk anything with nipples" part..... random information inside of a rant and insult..... Sammy is kinda a strange ranger...

Nano Shark · 03-25-09, 11:43 PM

gr8 thread 2 b my 1st

The HG · 03-26-09, 12:33 AM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

why did he add in the "you can milk anything with nipples" part..... random information inside of a rant and insult..... Sammy is kinda a strange ranger...

Yes, very curious. Not to mention, seemingly completely wrong, at least on the surface. There are many many things with nipples that you absolutely can't milk at all.

What is the meaning and purpose of this seemingly absurdist aside, this dubious aphorism, this baffling koan???

But, I would say questioning sammy is a bad idea, better to try and learn when confused by what he says. I mean, the guy comes on here ostensibly as an 18 year old punk, but in the meantime, is schooling and pwning everyone and everything left and right - and then, once he has the FULL attention of the forum, transmogrifies into an explosive monster of Nixonian rage.

Very very curious.

Chi_archie · 03-26-09, 12:36 AM

and the only thing capitalized in the post is NIPPLES

I think there is a deeper meaning in here...

onthewhat · 03-26-09, 12:37 AM

Sammy's life is SBR and gambling, I would say as of now he is only -110 to graduate

wtf · 03-26-09, 12:55 AM

imagine hooking up SHANTY AND SAMMY

the words, the decimation to the english language, and the color

The General · 03-26-09, 12:57 AM

Do we think Sammy even really knows what an attention whore is? He's just a poster who likes to gamble.

unknown Gambler · 03-26-09, 01:01 AM

Originally posted by SamsNCharge99

faggot, go ****ing suck on your sisters tites some more until you get some milk.

You can milk anything w/ NIPPLES....go back to your farm and milk some ****ing cows. Then you can **** them you faggot.

congrats on another sbr award slammy,febuary it was poster of the month, march gets you attention whore of sbr for a year.

mom and dad must be proud

, and great acceptance speech.

bettilimbroke999 · 03-26-09, 02:40 AM

Sammy is posting nearly 1000 posts a month, holy shit that's over 30 a day, gotta be a fukin record, sammy and ryanxl should be given some freeplays or somethin they spend more time posting on here than most people spend at their job

jjgold · 03-26-09, 07:55 AM

The thing is Sammy is active in contests, posting plays, vids and general posting and that does not make him an attention whore. The kid is good at what he does and some guys are jealous which is ok.

pavyracer · 03-26-09, 07:57 AM

jj...take his sausage out of your mouth when you post.

thanks.

SamsNCharge99 · 03-26-09, 07:59 AM

Originally posted by onthewhat

Sammy's life is SBR and gambling, I would say as of now he is only -110 to graduate

3.4 GPA 1st semester

this semester, down a little, 3.025 for midterms

SexyMit · 03-26-09, 08:03 AM

Originally posted by pavyracer

jj...take his sausage out of your mouth when you post.

thanks.

I said that the other day as well. JJ has a crush on Sammy I think. He doesn't have a post now that doesn't have Sammy's name in it at least 1 time

pavyracer · 03-26-09, 08:03 AM

When other college kids party with coeds on the beach on spring break Sammy posts at a gambling forum that frequents single gay middle age men.

sickler · 03-26-09, 08:07 AM

For whatever reason, JJ's trying to build Sammy up to be bigger than he is.

Kid would get eaten alive and feel two-feet tall posting with vultures where he isn't under the umbrella of the head honcho & moderators.

wtf · 03-26-09, 08:19 AM

Originally posted by sickler

For whatever reason, JJ's trying to build Sammy up to be bigger than he is.

Kid would get eaten alive and feel two-feet tall posting with vultures where he isn't under the umbrella of the head honcho & moderators.

oh yea

wish jj can tell us what sammy's taint tastes like

Chi_archie · 03-26-09, 08:22 AM

alot of hate and jealously surrounding this sammy character.....

He is the future of the industry though....

sickler · 03-26-09, 08:24 AM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

alot of hate and jealously surrounding this sammy character.....

He is the future of the industry though....

If he's the future, it's doomed.

Chi_archie · 03-26-09, 08:26 AM

nope, due to an influx of college age guys like Sammy that are getting addicted to sports gambling and poker at a very young age... the offshore industry is looking very bright...

pico · 03-26-09, 08:27 AM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

ok boys, the verdict is in.. in my 10 yr career posting, i have come across probably around 213,000 different posters.. some have lasted 1 post, then disappeared, some have lasted forever.. and in this career, i have NEVER in my life ran into a bigger attention whore than our very own..................................... ............

Sammyncharge..

I'm sorry sammy, no hard feelings, i love you and all, but man, if you look up the word attention whore in dictionary, you will see 22 pictures of yourself. you're still a kid, but boy oh boy, the 23 vids a week, some about you watching yourself watch games, of you watching a vid.. that's when you iced it..

So Congratulation sammy for winning this award.. you deserved it.. you are the man, sammy boy.. keep up the good work..

So once again, a big congratulations goes out to you and your family sammy for being the recipient of the 1st annual biggest attention whore at sbr.

thank you all for playing along.. don't forget to join me back next year at the same time for the 2nd annual sbr attention whore of the year.

Take care everyone, and drive home safely.

nicky is back. you were off for awhile after your god's pick. but this thread made it

look how much shit you stirred up here

pavyracer · 03-26-09, 08:31 AM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

nope, due to an influx of college age guys like Sammy that are getting addicted to sports gambling and poker at a very young age... the offshore industry is looking very bright...

Do you own any offshore books? I could care less if the offshore industry vanishes tomorrow.

sickler · 03-26-09, 08:35 AM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

nope, due to an influx of college age guys like Sammy that are getting addicted to sports gambling and poker at a very young age... the offshore industry is looking very bright...

Broke college kids with $50 to their name shouldn't be the target market.

pico · 03-26-09, 08:42 AM

Originally posted by sickler

Broke college kids with $50 to their name shouldn't be the target market.

they'll have more money once they graduate

sickler · 03-26-09, 08:45 AM

Originally posted by pico

they'll have more money once they graduate

If they find a job, and even then could be years until they're out of massive debt from repaying student loans and the maxing out of credit cards.....and even then they could be wise to the fact that gambling is a losing proposition for the majority.

big joe 1212 · 03-26-09, 08:49 AM

Originally posted by pico

they'll have more money once they graduate

IF they graduate!

jjgold · 03-26-09, 11:22 AM

Do you see how Sammy works the poker tables. I was watching him live last night via skype and could not take my eyes off the screen and listen to why or why he did not call, raise, ect in various situations. Also I have made money off him by backing him in contests. I am smart because I surround myself with bright minds.

sickler · 03-26-09, 11:26 AM

JJ, your infatuation is unhealthy.

Shark79 · 03-26-09, 11:51 AM

Nicky.

Great thread.

I disagree with #3 and #5 ... I think those should be inverted ... Archie is a stand up guy and bring info to the fourm.

Anyway the #1 spot is definitely Sammys. This kid is unreal ... theres a thread with like 10 vids of him playing poker ... wtf.

This kid needs to go outside more ... I am worried though that his parents have a liquor store ... he can get seriously injured with alcohol.

Sammy do a vid of yourself hammered.

Bread · 03-26-09, 11:56 AM

Sammy Overkill make a video of yourself making a video. Then film yourself uploading the video. Then film yourself posting it and watching it.

That'd be rich.