Tonight for the first time in my illustrious 34 year life, I tried to pick up a fat girl. She was a bartender, and she said no. Thank God I went 3-0 on my games tonight. Time for another beer.
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Don't give up Casper, shes just playing hard to get.
She wants your pecker, guaranteed.Comment -
Originally posted by SlickFazzer
I leave town tomorrow at noon. She will not have my pecker. It's alright. Sometimes you need to get shot down. Thank you for the morale boost though
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Casper, fukk her.
All that matters is that we gamble on our Celtics.
Fukk everything else.Comment