Leaving For Jamaica Tonight

[jjgold]

Flying on the red eye

Have a couple of meetings tomorrow and will be home tomorrow night.

Spiro declined to meet me and I have no clue why. I prmote his book as top 3 all the time.

[Brick Tamland]

Maybe he realizes that a tab of acid won't really get you in his office.

[bigboydan]

JJ, what type of meeting do you have lined up tomorrow ?

[jjgold]

Danny.......some sports guys

Hey this is nuts, it is fukkin pouring out here in Newark and I am leaving in 5 minutes and some guy is picking me up and we are going on a moped. I am going to get soaked and I do not think an umbrella is going to work as it will blow out.

No boys I can afford a cab, the thing is a moped is faster as we can zig zag in traffic and ride on the center stripes.

A few more psots and I am gone.

[bigboydan]

boys I can afford a cab, the thing is a moped is faster as we can zig zag in traffic and ride on the center stripes.

now thats why your so sharp JJ, you can find advantages in everything in life.

[pags11]

have a safe trip JJ...

[jjgold]

Pags I have arrived and in the hotel. A couple of guys are picking me up in an hr or so to go to breakfast and start our meetings.

[SBR_John]

We just left yesterday and they were already preparing for you. I think they were a little nervous. I think it will be a good meeting. Remember, The Greek has a great sense of houmor but any Greek jokes will be like finding a terd in the punch bowl. He hates Greek jokes.

[natrass]

jj ... these guys havent asked you over there after reading your posts about blowing old men off for money have they?

Could be some crossed wires at this "meeting".

[compaqDikk]

Coach, don't forget the lie dector tricks you taught me when you hit border customs tomorrow

-Do math in your head. During control questions do something mentally complex. For example, count backwards in your head as quickly as possible or do some quick long division, as you are answering the question.

-Think about something exciting or frightening (racoons under bed); think of things that make you ecstatic, fearful, or frustrated (not getting laid in 13.5 years)
.
Bite your tongue. Bite the side of your tongue hard enough to cause pain, but not so hard as to draw blood. Practice this in a mirror to be sure the polygrapher cannot detect it. This is highly effective, but may be detectable if you have to speak for an extended period, because you can’t bite while you’re speaking. Only use this method if you can give a quick “yes” or “no” response, which, luckily, will be most of the time.

Insert a small nail or tack in the toe area of your shoe and press down on this during the control questions to elicit a pain response. This is a sound method, but it is easily defeated if the polygrapher asks you to remove your shoes.

Contract your anal sphincter muscle when a control question is asked. While also highly effective, this method may (or may not) be discovered with the use of pressure-sensitive seat pads that are now commonly used.

good Luck

[jjgold]

I did not like Jamaica, women were bad fuks too. The ones that I nailed were pretty heavy. It seems lots of heavy women down there. I had 3 a night all over me at the club and had to choose which one to fuk. Spiro set me up with a chick that was 210 pounds and he acted like he was doing me a favor and I had to fuk her because I did lead her on. The Country is ok, books were cool.

I met Scotty from Bet Jamaica also and we went out and partied. I smoked some fukkin strange shit with him through a long pipe. I think it was a variation of weed they call Larga. It was strong. Scotty likes to fuk anything down there. The clubs are cool but the food is lousy.

I would not go back.

[HAPPY BOY]

fat jamaican women coach???? heh heh SSSSSSS ohhh good ganja man, oh me tinks me gets da munchies how bout some jerk goat pizza with a nice big slice of guava pie. Im sure youve heard this JJ Fvcking is like pizza no matter how bad its still pretty good.

[pags11]

you are so full of it JJ...but you make me laugh...lol...

[jjgold]

Pags do you want to see my tickets?

Pags I will bet you $15,000 I was there

[pags11]

jj,

you don't have $15,000 your your name buds...

[jjgold]

Pags I will have 15K sent to Billy Dozer by 1:00PM, please do the same and then I will fax him the airline tickets and other proof I was there. I have a picture also of me with Scotty of Betjamaica grabbing his pecker (we were fukkin around with each other) as proof in front of a major hotel their.

[pags11]

was that kind of like when you gave that guy head when you were low on money?...

[jjgold]

Money sent Pags

We are waiting for you

[pags11]

jj,

you really are a silly man, but you amuse me...

[jjgold]

Pags if you default this bet you have to give me $2,000 through neteller, those were the rules. I will extend deadline until tonight.

[HAPPY BOY]

I want to see another picture of JJ. Please keep the pictures comming. No im no fagot as a matter of fact i would rather fvck my dog with the runs than some hairy ass. That said if those pictures sent by Compaqdik r Pics of JJ then we need more ,Heck SBR should chuck the bull logo and use a JJ logo. by the way something JJ if u were living in some cats basement and asking BBD for some cash how the hell do u have 15k. Dude u need to keep your schtick in order u make no sense and u loose credibilty for the masses who still believe u. Im gonna have to be your manager if your gonna make a dime in this business. now most managers charge 10% fvck that i charge 20%.

[compaqDikk]

you asked for it happy.

read his myspace acct. before he was enrolled in the walMart security training class, he was a jerkOff greeter. got like a $1.20 raise for the promotion

[HAPPY BOY]

wait a frekin minute hombre. This aint fvckng JJ. ive been snookered. Thats a picture of the gay butler Riff Raff in the Rocky Horror Picture show. damn it compaq I trusted u.

[pags11]

jj working at walmart...that's classic...

[jjgold]

This is the hottest place in NY to get blown. This is the place I go to and put my unit through a wall and a hot chick blows you. The sides sometimes are a litle rough so be careful if you do it. It is great because of the discretion involved.

[HAPPY BOY]

please note picture if of Elmer.

[pags11]

how do you know it's a girl that's blowing you JJ?...