Attn: BIGDAY - What do you think of MR. WAR MACHINE?

[RubberKettle]

RONALD what ever happened to your boyfriend mathy. I miss him lying to me telling me he owns nightclubs that my friends were heavily invested in at the time.

Those night clubs in Canada he owned. Mathy where you at

[RubberKettle]

^ What is she doing shaving her unibrow in that pic or nose hairs? LOL..

That is a tiny short girl.. A spinner for sure....What is she 4'11? Midget with a nice ass I see and a ton of ugly tats.. What girl shaves off half her head hair also? Weird chick that's for sure..

War Machine looks pissed off in that pic.. LOL...

Curling her hair bro. Ever been with one of them high class hoes? They spend 2 hours doing that.

[ronald]

Those night clubs in Canada he owned. Mathy where you at

Have lost touch with Mathy. Last time I saw him was over the winter. Golfed with him, ROY HALLADAY and RICK BAUER down in Winter Haven. Mathy and Doc are friends from Doc's days in Toronto.

[RubberKettle]

Have lost touch with Mathy. Last time I saw him was over the winter. Golfed with him, ROY HALLADAY and RICK BAUER down in Winter Haven. Mathy and Doc are friends from Doc's days in Toronto.

Mathy and doc are real close from what I remember.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I've never seen a guy with a wood on both sides of the crotch area...this motherfukker is wild!!!

Yeah, he don't fukk around.

[Bumdeal]

Assuming everyone has seen this

[El Nino]

Assuming everyone has seen this

Unreal. Funny, but so bad.

[Vegas39]

he was just arrested in California

[Vaughany]

Simi Valley Police Department
Friday August 15th, 2014 :: 03:08 p.m. PDT

AdvisorySimi Valley Police Assist United States Marshal with arrest of Jonathan "War Machine" Koppenhaver at Simi Motel.
The United States Marshal's Service requested assistance from the Simi Valley Police Department to effect the arrest of Jonathan "War Machine" Koppenahver on 8/15/14 at approximately 1:45 P.M.


The United States Marshal possessed an arrest warrant for Koppenhaver stemming from an incident in Las Vegas Nevada last week. Koppenhaver was a former resident of Simi Valley and the Marshals investigation indicated he was possibly staying in Simi Valley, CA.


Further investigation revealed he was staying at the Extended Stay America Hotel located at 2498 Stearns Street in Simi Valley. Simi Valley Officers along side United States Marshals pinpointed his exact room and arrested him without incident.


Inside the room was a small quantity of cash and some pizza. The United States Marshal's Service turned Mr. Koppenhaver over to the Simi Valley Police Department for booking on his warrant from Nevada. He was transported to the Ventura County Jail.


All further inquiries should be directed to the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department or the United States Marshals Service. Simi Valley Police are providing this as notification of the incident and have no further investigative role in the criminal investigation.

[Russian Rocket]

there were about 3 short hours of driving between him and a Mexican border...the dumbass couldn't even figure that out

[Vegas39]

there were about 3 short hours of driving between him and a Mexican border...the dumbass couldn't even figure that out

Was my thought too, not the brightest dude

[Deuce]

there were about 3 short hours of driving between him and a Mexican border...the dumbass couldn't even figure that out

With an APB it would have been nearly impossible.

[Vegas39]

With an APB it would have been nearly impossible.

he he could've got across first day it happened I'd think

[Russian Rocket]

he he could've got across first day it happened I'd think

exactly...just lay on the back of the fukkin car or a van...that boarder is so easy to cross, I've seen some cars fly over 40miles an hour through the actual checkpoint

[ronald]

I can confirm that Mr. Machine has been taken into custody.

Please reserve judgment until all court proceedings have concluded.

Barrister Ronald

[dfish]

http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/11359413/fugitive-fighter-war-machine-captured-us-marshals

[Ghenghis Kahn]

I can confirm that Mr. Machine has been taken into custody.

Please reserve judgment until all court proceedings have concluded.

Barrister Ronald

ronald, do you have a little crush on this war machine kid?

alpah kenny body

[JuicedUp]

War Machine was scared of the DOG! Didn't want to leave his room and end up on CMT.

[Russian Rocket]

This idiot was actually abusing another chick at the hotel...and that's HOW the cops found him.
This shit is too funny

<iframe src="http://sports.yahoo.com/video/mma-fighter-war-machine-arrested-060005385.html?format=embed" allowfullscreen="true" mozallowfullscreen="true" webkitallowfullscreen="true" allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0" height="360" scrolling="no" width="640"></iframe>

[Russian Rocket]

<iframe id="kaltura_player_1408294367" style="border: 0px solid #ffffff;" src="http://cdnapi.kaltura.com/index.php/kwidget/wid/0_c5rj4dhh/uiconf_id/6740162/st_cache/57664?&" height="360" width="640">Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames.</iframe>

Dog the Bounty Hunter is going high tech, because he's now figured out a failsafe way to unleash the dog pound on criminals ... thanks to War Machine.

We got Dog at LAX Saturday when he talked about his manhunt for the MMA fighter, who cops caught Friday. Dog says he's never used social media before, but he'll never be without it again, after his troops mobilized in an incredible way.

And Dog drops a bombshell ... he says War Machine may have beaten another woman while he was on the run ... like he allegedly beat Christy Mack.

[BIGDAY]

I liked Robin Williams..
He was a wrastler.
[ATTACH]71691[/ATTACH]

Back to this guy...

Funny as I actually thought the movie Jack was funny growing up...

whole new new meaning to the speech now..

[GUMMO77]

This idiot was actually abusing another chick at the hotel...and that's HOW the cops found him.
This shit is too funny

<iframe src="http://sports.yahoo.com/video/mma-fighter-war-machine-arrested-060005385.html?format=embed" allowfullscreen="true" mozallowfullscreen="true" webkitallowfullscreen="true" allowtransparency="true" frameborder="0" height="360" scrolling="no" width="640"></iframe>

Why is this guy so cursed!

[Vaughany]

Why is this guy so cursed!

hmm because he is a bit of a c.u.n.t.

[El Nino]

Wrong place in the wrong time. Poor War Machine. Why can't he ever commit his crimes without repercussions!

Prob the only guy I ever cashed a +300 wager on, fresh out the pen.

[blittydeuce]

[mirinquads]

^Idiot

[marzwoody]

^Idiot

LOL