Congrats once again on Sienna. As far as your "bet" goes, me thinks the only thing you will receive is accolades from a couple of fellow posters and your own Top Ten List. Sammy, here are ten people you should challenge to a fight/capping contest/whatever
10. Sammy vs. RogueScholar (These two should have a mandicapping contest. They could put 50 naked men in a room and they would have to decide which ones are "Twinks" and which ones are college students. Whomever has the most right guesses wins. Don't worry Sammy, I don't think you are gay.)
9. Sammy vs. Michael Bay ( I alluded to the "Pearl Harbor" & "Armageddon" fame in response to a JJ video. What Sammy and Bay have in common is they both make WAY TO LONG videos. The contest would be which one could make a video that would keep us awake the longest. My $$ would be on Sammy just because after watching "The Island" with Ewan McGregor I ended up in a coma.
8. Sammy vs. Nicole Richie ( Both of you are way skinny. If I didn't know any better, I would have thought you were anorexic. Contest would be who could eat more before passing out or throwing up. Beer does not count because that would be an unfair advantage to Nicole)
7. Sammy vs. Rocky Balboa ( Both are consummate underdogs, both shocked the world by taking down the "champ" in their respective vocations. Both mumble incoherant dialouge in their videos. Contest would be a "trash talk off". Rocky has "Go For It", Sammy has "Do Work".
6. Sammy vs. Chi-Archie ( Doesn't matter what type of contest, as long as you tape it, I guarantee it would be fun to watch. Seriously, make it happen guys.)
5. Sammy vs Sammy Sosa vs Sammie Sandwiches ( Okay, a three way battle of the Sammys. Which one can put more $$ in your pocket. Sosa in his heyday CARRIED the Cubs and carried my bankroll in many games. Quiznos Sammie sandwiches are inexpensive and saves me $$ for important things like beer and SamsNCharge is a decent capper. SamsNCharge gets my nod here
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4. Sammy vs Barack Obama ( The contest would be who can say more in a certain amount of time and not say anything at all. Come to think of it Sammy and Barack cam onto the scene at about the same time. Sammy has won a couple of bets here and there, but needs to win an SBR contest. Obama has won the hearts of media prostitutes, but that's about it. Barack wins this one. I think he is on Jerry Springer this week.)
3. Sammy vs Chuck Norris ( Sammy is so bad ass, he drunk dialed Chuck Norris one night and Norris got a DWI)
2. Sammy vs Godzilla ( Has anybody ever beaten a big lizard with fire breath, bad skin and no hair, which brings me to..........)
1. Sammy vs JJ ( Game...Set....Match.)
10. Sammy vs. RogueScholar (These two should have a mandicapping contest. They could put 50 naked men in a room and they would have to decide which ones are "Twinks" and which ones are college students. Whomever has the most right guesses wins. Don't worry Sammy, I don't think you are gay.)
9. Sammy vs. Michael Bay ( I alluded to the "Pearl Harbor" & "Armageddon" fame in response to a JJ video. What Sammy and Bay have in common is they both make WAY TO LONG videos. The contest would be which one could make a video that would keep us awake the longest. My $$ would be on Sammy just because after watching "The Island" with Ewan McGregor I ended up in a coma.
8. Sammy vs. Nicole Richie ( Both of you are way skinny. If I didn't know any better, I would have thought you were anorexic. Contest would be who could eat more before passing out or throwing up. Beer does not count because that would be an unfair advantage to Nicole)
7. Sammy vs. Rocky Balboa ( Both are consummate underdogs, both shocked the world by taking down the "champ" in their respective vocations. Both mumble incoherant dialouge in their videos. Contest would be a "trash talk off". Rocky has "Go For It", Sammy has "Do Work".
6. Sammy vs. Chi-Archie ( Doesn't matter what type of contest, as long as you tape it, I guarantee it would be fun to watch. Seriously, make it happen guys.)
5. Sammy vs Sammy Sosa vs Sammie Sandwiches ( Okay, a three way battle of the Sammys. Which one can put more $$ in your pocket. Sosa in his heyday CARRIED the Cubs and carried my bankroll in many games. Quiznos Sammie sandwiches are inexpensive and saves me $$ for important things like beer and SamsNCharge is a decent capper. SamsNCharge gets my nod here
.4. Sammy vs Barack Obama ( The contest would be who can say more in a certain amount of time and not say anything at all. Come to think of it Sammy and Barack cam onto the scene at about the same time. Sammy has won a couple of bets here and there, but needs to win an SBR contest. Obama has won the hearts of media prostitutes, but that's about it. Barack wins this one. I think he is on Jerry Springer this week.)
3. Sammy vs Chuck Norris ( Sammy is so bad ass, he drunk dialed Chuck Norris one night and Norris got a DWI)
2. Sammy vs Godzilla ( Has anybody ever beaten a big lizard with fire breath, bad skin and no hair, which brings me to..........)
1. Sammy vs JJ ( Game...Set....Match.)
I think Chuck takes him in a majority decission.
