10. Recent posts have been devoid of any words with more than 2 syllables. I think TSoprano used a 3 syllable word, but he's Italian so all his words are stretched out to at least 5 syllables.
9. Cooking advice in the chat room. The manchild can cook a mean piece of pork. I am not talking about the pork he gets from the streetcorner either! He gave me a recipie for a marinated pork dish that REALLY was good. Hell the rest of us get our cooking advice from Paul Sorvino in Goodfellas (make sure you cut the garlic REALLY thin)
8. For every gay picture he posts, 5 hetero pics show up from other posters soon afterward. The last two days, I have seen a lot of threads about sports and gambling and stuff like that. What is this a Gambling Forum? We need RogueScholar to get out hetero juices flowing so we can post more hot pictures of Kelly Clarkson and Victoria Principal!!!
7. I miss the WOW factor. Very few posters on here have it. I certainly do not. ChiArchie does with his vids. JJ does with his half ass Soprano wannabe stories, but that's about it. With RogueScholar, you know when he posts, it is going to either piss you off or make you go hmmmm. The man causes more divide than a lumberjack and a pair of WNBA tickets.
6. He used new gay words never heard in a hetero community. I used the word twink about 3 weeks ago. Never heard it until RogueScholar used it as a noun. I could have sworn it was verb. I was wrong. Good thing he was around to set me straight. (I mean set me correct).
5. I have nobody to buy or sell my dope to anymore. Jeesh, I just bought a kilo of Peruvian Flake off of some bastinido on the shores of the Juarez Canal thinking after markup and sale to Rogue, I could retire and buy myself a trophy wife. Wrong I was. Now I am stuck with more snow that Alaska in December. FYI, it doesn't make a good sugar substitute.
4. Gossip. We all love gossip here. RogueScholar is our Perez Hilton. Without him here, the juiciest thing I have read on here was that SamsNCharge had a decent first day in the NCAA tourney
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3. His sports capping is dead on!! Okay I'm lying, it's not. Honestly though, he is pretty good at Tennis. I know that's not a sport, but I digress. Considering I bet on the O/U on the Super Bowl National Anthem, I guess betting on Tennis is not much of a stretch.
2. AstroGlide sales have skyrocketed since Rogue's dissapearance. Why is that a big deal? Let me tell you why. The more free time Rogue has, the most gay sex he has. the more gay sex he has, the more lube he uses. The more lube he uses the harder it is for me to find some at Walgreens for myself!! Why do I use it? Ever try to do the "Risky Business" underwear slide on a hardwood floor without lube. It ain't easy...oh yeah... it is also good for masturbating.
1. With RogueScholar gone, the mods may wake up and start to pay attention to 5Teamer again. I don't need to see this Canuck banned again anytime soon!!!
9. Cooking advice in the chat room. The manchild can cook a mean piece of pork. I am not talking about the pork he gets from the streetcorner either! He gave me a recipie for a marinated pork dish that REALLY was good. Hell the rest of us get our cooking advice from Paul Sorvino in Goodfellas (make sure you cut the garlic REALLY thin)
8. For every gay picture he posts, 5 hetero pics show up from other posters soon afterward. The last two days, I have seen a lot of threads about sports and gambling and stuff like that. What is this a Gambling Forum? We need RogueScholar to get out hetero juices flowing so we can post more hot pictures of Kelly Clarkson and Victoria Principal!!!
7. I miss the WOW factor. Very few posters on here have it. I certainly do not. ChiArchie does with his vids. JJ does with his half ass Soprano wannabe stories, but that's about it. With RogueScholar, you know when he posts, it is going to either piss you off or make you go hmmmm. The man causes more divide than a lumberjack and a pair of WNBA tickets.
6. He used new gay words never heard in a hetero community. I used the word twink about 3 weeks ago. Never heard it until RogueScholar used it as a noun. I could have sworn it was verb. I was wrong. Good thing he was around to set me straight. (I mean set me correct).
5. I have nobody to buy or sell my dope to anymore. Jeesh, I just bought a kilo of Peruvian Flake off of some bastinido on the shores of the Juarez Canal thinking after markup and sale to Rogue, I could retire and buy myself a trophy wife. Wrong I was. Now I am stuck with more snow that Alaska in December. FYI, it doesn't make a good sugar substitute.
4. Gossip. We all love gossip here. RogueScholar is our Perez Hilton. Without him here, the juiciest thing I have read on here was that SamsNCharge had a decent first day in the NCAA tourney
. 3. His sports capping is dead on!! Okay I'm lying, it's not. Honestly though, he is pretty good at Tennis. I know that's not a sport, but I digress. Considering I bet on the O/U on the Super Bowl National Anthem, I guess betting on Tennis is not much of a stretch.
2. AstroGlide sales have skyrocketed since Rogue's dissapearance. Why is that a big deal? Let me tell you why. The more free time Rogue has, the most gay sex he has. the more gay sex he has, the more lube he uses. The more lube he uses the harder it is for me to find some at Walgreens for myself!! Why do I use it? Ever try to do the "Risky Business" underwear slide on a hardwood floor without lube. It ain't easy...oh yeah... it is also good for masturbating.
1. With RogueScholar gone, the mods may wake up and start to pay attention to 5Teamer again. I don't need to see this Canuck banned again anytime soon!!!
