Anyone ever hear those ads that run like crazy on the radio and tv where a guy named Rocky Bozelle sells naming rights to stars?You pay something like $60 to give the gift of naming a star after a loved one.Who the hell made Rocky god where he took it upon himself to be the grand pooba of naming stars?hehe!It's like selling real estate on the moon to rubes who frame the deed and hang it on the wall.I think Rocky found a good scam to support his gambling addiction.I noticed a whole cluster of these ads right before the NCAA basketball tournament and before the super bowl.
I'll one up Rocky.Why not have a registry where you can buy the naming rights to kids of pro jocks who have kids out of wedlock.I''ll pay $60 to name Tom Brady's last kid Wheatina.Latrell Sprewell and Shawn Kemp would be a gold mine for naming all their out of wedlock kids.How about Cream of wheat for Sprewell's last kid or Mapo for Kemp's last kid.I'm on a hot cereal theme here.
I'll one up Rocky.Why not have a registry where you can buy the naming rights to kids of pro jocks who have kids out of wedlock.I''ll pay $60 to name Tom Brady's last kid Wheatina.Latrell Sprewell and Shawn Kemp would be a gold mine for naming all their out of wedlock kids.How about Cream of wheat for Sprewell's last kid or Mapo for Kemp's last kid.I'm on a hot cereal theme here.