haha, i applied to AIG as a joke and got a job interview tomorrow

[pico]

i'll be asking the guy to give me 180 billion as my signing bonus.

[Tsoprano]

tell em uncle madoff sent ya....

[pico]

tell em uncle madoff sent ya....

i'll be wearing a yamaka for the interview.

[MonkeyF0cker]

They're gonna need a ton of new derivatives traders soon by the sounds of it.

[Tsoprano]

[diogee]

Good luck Pico...if you get hired maybe you can get a paid vacation for your first week.

[RogueJuror]

give SBR as a reference

[wtf]

oh shit that is going to be a hoot

tell them your part of the idle rich and want to help bail them out

[Bluehorseshoe]

Pico: "My positives? Well for one, I'm very good at hiding money that was recently injected into a company."


Interviewer: "Welcome aboard son."

[strictlywinners]

Hahaha I know a girl that is pretty high up over there. Ask for Dana Efermovska, she is in charge of getting rid of all the unliquidable assets (basically the little companies they own that are worth nothing now.) And corporate restructuring.