went to the carnival this weekend threw an 89 mph fastball

[Vegas39]

What did your letter to these coaches say? I went to a carnival and won a big stuffed donkey because I threw 89mph at a tarp?

Hey, guys I just made a free throw, maybe I should see if I can get a free agent signing with the NBA!!!

[brainfreeze]

Kid is just an attention seeker

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...next-year.html

He wants to be a pro....bad.

[ShogunRua]

Kid is just an attention seeker

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...next-year.html

6'6 215

bench max 295
squat max 205

Oh lord, anyone with half a clue can see you've never lifted or played sports in your life just by the numbers you posted there.

[crustyme]

lol i can throw a ball almost 85-90 mph consistently but that doesnt mean i should be an mlb pitcher ..

this lying pos claimed he got magic +9 when it was 6 everywhere. and yet still lost by 50. i wouldn't believe this pathological liar if his tongue came notarized.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/2763702-magic-9-a.html

[TonyTall]

i wondered if the radar was off

so i asked the guy and he said he hasnt seen above 85 all summer

im very flexible and i think im able to bend enough to really gain power thru my trunk. i never said ever i would be in the majors but if i get the right coach i could probably land a scholarship for next fall

[stealthyburrito]

But the truth is, those carnival radar guns are not exactly accurate. If the aim, or your position varies, the range of accuracy on the gun can be as much as 10-20 mph.

So what you're saying is he could've broken triple digits with that margin of error.

What a story that would be, tony gets discovered at a local carnival.

Would be a nice change of pace from all those cubans washing ashore in the US.

[You mad bro]

i wondered if the radar was off

so i asked the guy and he said he hasnt seen above 85 all summer

im very flexible and i think im able to bend enough to really gain power thru my trunk. i never said ever i would be in the majors but if i get the right coach i could probably land a scholarship for next fall

those radars are off by a couple MPH .. not by much

[SamDiamond]

i wondered if the radar was off

so i asked the guy and he said he hasnt seen above 85 all summer

im very flexible and i think im able to bend enough to really gain power thru my trunk. i never said ever i would be in the majors but if i get the right coach i could probably land a scholarship for next fall

Now you're just trolling Tony.

You're not going to get a scholarship based on one pitch hitting 89 at a carnival.

[greenhippo]

Crusty with another hilarious post, two in two days.

[You mad bro]

Crusty with another hilarious post, two in two days.

[ZIPPER HEAD]

My wife clocked my load coming at her eye at 103mph the porno producers are ringing my phone off the hook

[remeedella]

My wife clocked my load coming at her eye at 103mph the porno producers are ringing my phone off the hook

Off to the bank

[manny24]

Tony had to peel his rooster off the sheets when he woke up from this one

[TonyTall]

whatever call up the carnival and ask the guy if a really tall guy with a dallas cowboys had on backwards threw 89 this weekend. dare you

[Big Bear]

i wondered if the radar was off

so i asked the guy and he said he hasnt seen above 85 all summer

im very flexible and i think im able to bend enough to really gain power thru my trunk. i never said ever i would be in the majors but if i get the right coach i could probably land a scholarship for next fall

baseball scholarships are worthless anyways. Nobody watches college baseball they dont give full rides like football and basketball. Only dudes that get offered full rides are the guys projected to get drafted in the top 3 rounds like HS school pitcher from Texas who throws 100mph

[remeedella]

whatever call up the carnival and ask the guy if a really tall guy with a dallas cowboys had on backwards threw 89 this weekend. dare you

Read what you just wrote and don't hate your life; It all started with the word carnival

[ZIPPER HEAD]

whatever call up the carnival and ask the guy if a really tall guy with a dallas cowboys had on backwards threw 89 this weekend. dare you

And what would that phone number be? 1 800 ass clown?

[ZIPPER HEAD]

Off to the bank

Remee what games you got this afternoon?

[BennyBigNuts]

TonyTall stick to posting them props buddy.
Enough with these phony Seaweed like threads.

[I/O]

Read what you just wrote and don't hate your life; It all started with the word carnival

[newguy]

whatever call up the carnival and ask the guy if a really tall guy with a dallas cowboys had on backwards threw 89 this weekend. dare you

I did - he confirmed it happened. Absolutely yes he said. Carnies always have access to working mobiles so this was easy to find.

[quote=TonyTall;22029117]i wondered if the radar was off

so i asked the guy and he said he hasnt seen above 85 all summer

im very flexible and i think im able to bend enough to really gain power thru my trunk. i never said ever i would be in the majors but if i get the right coach i could probably land a scholarship for next fall[/quote]

Absolutely you could. 100%.

[Mase of Base]

Tony I wouldn't bother trying for the scholarship.

Here's how I see it:

1.) Go to your nearest MLB game.
2.) Do a few warm ups early (maybe throw a few heaters at kids having fun, they'll be keen to play catch and make sure to yell at them if they have any passed balls from your perfectly located gems).
3.) Now it's time to shine, when the first pitch is about to be thrown get your ass out there and tell them you got this, security may be an issue here so you're going to have to be quick.
4.) Throw gas (doesn't matter where it goes it could be a good thing if you barely miss a managers head), everyone will be so impressed that you should be almost guaranteed a contract. ESPN will pick up the story and you'll at least get 10 minutes of fame.

GL Tony, you got this.

[Big Bear]

Tony has a better arm than 50 cent apparently

[remeedella]

Remee what games you got this afternoon?

with that horrible loss it may have to be big on Cleveland & milwaukee, then SD and maybe texas. Astros had this game given to them, nobody can tell me arizona is playing the better game

[El Nino]

Tony, serious question.

Are you retarded?

[TonyTall]

over at raysbaseball.com they are having a charity auction. $900 for pitching lessons with grant balfour. thats 5 units almost for me but that would get me in the facility and on the mound in front of mlb guys

[Cappinpicks]

over at raysbaseball.com they are having a charity auction. $900 for pitching lessons with grant balfour. thats 5 units almost for me but that would get me in the facility and on the mound in front of mlb guys

[d2bets]

Even guys who throw 100 fail in the minors because they have no location or no secondary pitch.

If you throw 100 but have no movement on it, it just goes in a straight line, you will get teed off on

Ummm, really, there are not too many guys that can hit 100mph consistently.

[NrmlCurvSurfr]

The guns are calibrated to make guys look good in front of their gals and to make kids look good while throwing away money.

[lovetobet]

fuk you ill throw a pitch off the side of your head b1tch

I'm sure he's really scared, watch out Tony the Twink is going to drill you with his 43MPH fastball, RETARDED!!

[byronbb]

Wow looks like you are going to have to head back to the carnival and win a new asshole.

[manny24]

over at raysbaseball.com they are having a charity auction. $900 for pitching lessons with grant balfour. thats 5 units almost for me but that would get me in the facility and on the mound in front of mlb guys

back away from the inhalants Tony

[bigtymer56]

Guy probably passed out high and drunk while watching reruns of Eastbound and Down and that was the dream he had

[smitch124]

might have been set to KPH

[pavyracer]

Laser gun was off by 20 mph. I once threw a 99 mph pitch at a carnival and it was a knuckleball.