Confirmed: Tiger Woods is a Steroid User

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  • isetcap
    SBR MVP
    • 12-16-05
    • 4006

    #1
    Confirmed: Tiger Woods is a Steroid User
    It's so obvious. Look how much bigger he is than when he first turned pro! His head is much bigger also, and I think his teeth are too. Plus it appears that he may be balding. The only feasible explanation for all these physical changes is steroid use.
  • Tchocky
    SBR MVP
    • 02-14-06
    • 2371

    #2
    Don't be a hater. It's a waste of energy.
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    • isetcap
      SBR MVP
      • 12-16-05
      • 4006

      #3
      Originally posted by Tchocky
      Don't be a hater. It's a waste of energy.
      He's just not that good. He only wins the tournaments that count. He never does anything when he's playing in the important exhibition events like the Ryder Cup. So what if he's won 6 PGA events in succession? A hen can lay six eggs in a row. I can roll six gutter balls with nary a strike or spare in between. He's just not that special, and now that it has been confirmed that he is a steroid user, I think it's blatantly obvious that he'll never be included in the Baseball Hall of Fame.
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      • McBa1n
        SBR MVP
        • 01-02-06
        • 2642

        #4
        yeah, no joke!
        I heard he corks his golf clubs and when his opponents aren't looking, he emory boards/scuffs their golf ball.
        Notice how his opponents always shank everything into the woods?
        mmhmm...
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        • isetcap
          SBR MVP
          • 12-16-05
          • 4006

          #5
          I think Mil Phickelson is the one whose been wronged in all this.
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #6
            Roids woul do nothing to help a golfer, weights also ruin a golfer

            Its a finesse game
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            • tacomax
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-10-05
              • 9619

              #7
              No need for a judge and jury on this case - there's no way you can hit a ball like that without putting the needle in your ass.

              Colin Montgomerie now moves up as the greatest player that has ever played the game.
              Originally posted by pags11
              SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
              Originally posted by BuddyBear
              I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
              Originally posted by curious
              taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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              • isetcap
                SBR MVP
                • 12-16-05
                • 4006

                #8
                Originally posted by tacomax
                No need for a judge and jury on this case...
                There's never a need for a judge or jury in any case, Taco. Those things are just so antiquated especially when we have so many well-informed people and an unbiased media to eloquently encapsulate and present their worldly knowledge.
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                • pags11
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 08-18-05
                  • 12264

                  #9
                  nice imitation of jj isetcap...lol...
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                  • psycho44
                    SBR High Roller
                    • 07-08-06
                    • 240

                    #10
                    steroids and golf don't belong in the same sentence.

                    that's like saying all those teenie Korean female golfers are on steroids.
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                    • isetcap
                      SBR MVP
                      • 12-16-05
                      • 4006

                      #11
                      Originally posted by psycho44
                      steroids and golf don't belong in the same sentence.

                      that's like saying all those teenie Korean female golfers are on steroids.
                      Hey listen, psycho; any athlete that I don't like has used steroids at some point in his/her career. This is what allows me to call them cheaters and completely diminishes their accomplishments. I don't need any proof, just hearsay and innuendo and maybe a "non-fiction" book or two.
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