If I don't have a winning record today, it's time to take a long bus ride to nowhere.
Actually, I have some things to do at work tomorrow. I better pass on today's games.
Actually, I have some things to do at work tomorrow. I better pass on today's games.

What the hell was that?!? I only hope that guy was on a sheet of acid...

Especially if you have a can't lose game, then double down against yourself.