Jameis Winston arrested for stealing crab legs

[opie1988]

Not an arrest. Wasn't charged with crime. Blown out of proportion.

Apparently the rapist is also a klepto.

Nice combo.

Troof.

[TwoWays]

Apparently the rapist is also a klepto.

Nice combo.

Troof.

don't make him pull the race card. black is >>>>white

[TheCentaur]

who the fukk are you? never even heard of you how do you know me? and no he didn't have to steal it my point is its time to start paying cfb players what are you like 7 of course he didn't have to steal

Your reading comprehension sucks bro

Also, check out your post, #50, and how you said he had to steal

[manny24]

Jaboos gotta eat

[GUMMO77]

I use to be the manager of a liquor store and I saw some awesome thievery attempts. There was one time where two women came into the store with a giant duffle bag and loaded it up with a case of Colt 45 and numerous bottles of Hennessy. After they passed cashier's line I stopped one of them while the other woman jetted out the door. Another employee went after her, grabbed her by the sweat shirt, but she twisted out of it. She ran down the street completely topless, no bra, to God knows where free as a bird.

[teaserpleaser]

Your reading comprehension sucks bro

Also, check out your post, #50, and how you said he had to steal

you're a retard that better ? You like how I didn't say your like the dumb rednecks on here? How's that for reading comprehension guy who spends his whole day on sbr

[daneblazer]

I use to be the manager of a liquor store and I saw some awesome thievery attempts. There was one time where two women came into the store with a giant duffle bag and loaded it up with a case of Colt 45 and numerous bottles of Hennessy. After they passed cashier's line I stopped one of them while the other woman jetted out the door. Another employee went after her, grabbed her by the sweat shirt, but she twisted out of it. She ran down the street completely topless, no bra, to God knows where free as a bird.

I worked at one in college. Saw some 350lb black lady put a half gallon of Hennessy and a 2 Liter coke down her bra and you couldn't even tell it was there.

[jbart28]

Its fuking racist this guy wasnt arrested. The white duke lacrosse players would have been executed over this.

[pavyracer]

He said we walked out of Publix and forgot to pay. And NFL teams are going to trust him with learning the play book.

[Killer_Demo]

who the fukk are you? never even heard of you how do you know me? and no he didn't have to steal it my point is its time to start paying cfb players what are you like 7 of course he didn't have to steal

Fukkin bammer smoking *

[GUMMO77]

I worked at one in college. Saw some 350lb black lady put a half gallon of Hennessy and a 2 Liter coke down her bra and you couldn't even tell it was there.

Wow!

[Bluehorseshoe]

Can't wait to see how Jameis fares on the Wonderlic.

I wondered the same thing when I heard this. He'll be fine. Here's the first question on the Wonderlic........


1) "If you want crab legs and have zero money, How fast do you have to run to keep those crab legs without getting caught??"

[stealthyburrito]

He said we walked out of Publix and forgot to pay. And NFL teams are going to trust him with learning the play book.

Incentivize.

Every 25 pgs. of playbook he memorizes, free crab feast for him and his home boys.

[pavyracer]

Where is Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson now? Demand justice for Publix.

[teaserpleaser]

Fukkin bammer smoking *

I got fire I saw that little box of cookies you didn't even grow that shit looked like schwag that you threw up on icmag ...dude stop embarrassing yourself man Im growing animal cookies, plat cookies cherry pie docs somoas i picked up the GG4 at the cup i'm smoking fire im in LA you in Fresno on the Farm smoking hay watching Triple A baseball rooting for some team that's almost 3 hours away get a grip weenie.

[El Nino]

Like, I have been saying, And like I’ve been saying, we control our own destiny, and those men look me in my eye and said: “We got this Jameis.” And I said: we said – are you – I said: are you strong? They said: I’m strong if you strong. I said we strong then. Now let's steal these crabs legs.

[GunShard]

They should of gave him crab legs instead of the Heisman Trophy.

[konck]

Red Lobster was closed?

[TheCentaur]

you're a retard that better ? You like how I didn't say your like the dumb rednecks on here? How's that for reading comprehension guy who spends his whole day on sbr

OK let me give you a little math lesson

You:
19,175 posts / 2084 days since joining = 9.2 posts / day

Me:
6,384 posts / 1036 days since joining = 6.2 posts / day

Yes, my post total just increased by one, but I rounded my post/day total up already to try and help you out

I don't expect you to recognize the errors in your statements, I expect many more excuses or rationalizations

What I do hope is that others who are reading are convinced of what a joke you are

[Killer_Demo]

I got fire I saw that little box of cookies you didn't even grow that shit looked like schwag that you threw up on icmag ...dude stop embarrassing yourself man Im growing animal cookies, plat cookies cherry pie docs somoas i picked up the GG4 at the cup i'm smoking fire im in LA you in Fresno on the Farm smoking hay watching Triple A baseball rooting for some team that's almost 3 hours away get a grip weenie.

Animal cookies more like "mexican brick weed" You so wish you had the REAL girl scout cookies. I own you here AND on IcMag

[Killer_Demo]

OK let me give you a little math lesson

You:
19,175 posts / 2084 days since joining = 9.2 posts / day

Me:
6,384 posts / 1036 days since joining = 6.2 posts / day

Yes, my post total just increased by one, but I rounded my post/day total up already to try and help you out

I don't expect you to recognize the errors in your statements, I expect many more excuses or rationalizations

What I do hope is that others who are reading are convinced of what a joke you are

Teaserbammer buried again 20k posts bammer weed cant comprehend basic math

[teaserpleaser]

yeah I got owned I didn't know how many posts I had or how long ive been here centur is a beast man kinda lame actually that he took the time to break that shit down or actually cared enough but yeah most of that was back in in game threads and silly non sense like that I probably posted 100 posts in a day at one point when I was gambling all day im so ashamed you got me good thanks for my lesson as for you demo you know whats good I see you looking at my page on icmag following me around like a broad would do you post your grow pics i'll post mine something I don't do for security reasons but lets do it have you ever been to La who the fukk smokes Mexican brick anymore down here and the GSC cuts aren't hard to come by they are considered REAL GSC check the cookie thread Forum OgKB animal are all being passed off to Clubs as real cookies incase you didn't know cookie fam can call bullshit and say its just bag seed but it is what it is These ARE REAL GSC cuts and they are down here. If you want i'll send you some with that growing ban you guys got in fresno and all

[pavyracer]

One paragraph one sentence 300 words

[paco]

Unreal

[teaserpleaser]

One paragraph one sentence 300 words

pavy don't you have some bets to lose or some soccer to watch am I really be graded on grammar at the fukkin chitty chat room that im ashamed to tell anyone I post at and paco shouldn't you be more concerned with getting out of Detroit metro than being on here all day?

[paco]

pavy don't you have some bets to lose or some soccer to watch am I really be graded on grammar at the fukkin chitty chat room that im ashamed to tell anyone I post at and paco shouldn't you be more concerned with getting out of Detroit metro than being on here all day?

What does me living in Detroit have anything to do with anything? U mad cuz I put a laughing emoticon? U telling me this story isn't funny? Or is it ur mad I'm laughing at a black person?

[teaserpleaser]

What does me living in Detroit have anything to do with anything? U mad cuz I put a laughing emoticon? U telling me this story isn't funny? Or is it ur mad I'm laughing at a black person?

I aint mad at shit "unreal" or you laughing doesn't matter to me you look black people call you a sand N@##er behind your back so why would I be mad about that my brotha Detroit is a 3rd world brah that's what im getting at and don't try and tell me its not I still have family there that refuses to move I might be going for the cup maybe

[mcdonae101]

No he didn't have to
Just because you don't have something doesn't mean you need to go steal it
No one is surprised by your post though

Yes he did have to. If ur not stealing, then ur not black.......

[daneblazer]

[daneblazer]

[pavyracer]

It's kinda of hard to walk out of supermarket with 5 lbs of crab legs and not get noticed. I wonder if they offered to carry his crab legs to his car.

[TheCentaur]

Posts 99 and 100 pure gold

[Roadtrip635]

A local TV station interviewing eyewitnesses



"It happened so quick. He grabbed my lil cousin and sprinted toward the front."

[stealthyburrito]

clearly it was a big deal to fsu.

suspended indefinitely from the baseball team.

[CWD]

It's kinda of hard to walk out of supermarket with 5 lbs of crab legs and not get noticed. I wonder if they offered to carry his crab legs to his car.

thats that bold OG shit like the people that fill up a shopping cart and and just push it out the door like its nothing