Dysphoria's money makers

[Jcole94]

how is dortmund winning 3-0 against bayern lmao

[adrupert]

Dortmund wants revenge for the 0-3 earlier in the season.

Indeed it's why I put a large chunk on the over today. Still gonna be down a bit from that game it seems though. Bayerns home crowd is MAD haha

[adrupert]

I really need Barcelona to win big or its a rough morning for me.

[adrupert]

Best part about live bets is its not only 90 mins +injury. AET counts too.

[edabramov]

It does? On 5dimes I live bet it always warns me:

MARKETS DO NOT INCLUDE OVERTIME UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED.

[adrupert]

It does? On 5dimes I live bet it always warns me:

MARKETS DO NOT INCLUDE OVERTIME UNLESS OTHERWISE STATED.

Hmm I think you're right. I was using bovada but it mentioned nothing about "90 minutes plus injury time" on my live bets or tickets as per usual but I guess it's implied or in some other writing somewhere.

[SlowNsteady]

Barca bunch of scrubs

[adrupert]

Barca bunch of scrubs

I'm srsly just pissed off this morning. Soccer is betraying me today haha.

[adrupert]

Sanchez > Neymar IMO

[Jcole94]

Barca losing to Granada wtf is going on ahahhaa sorry bro

[edabramov]

Look on a bright side, you destroyed bookies yesterday. Just try to stay on the positive and don't second guess your self.

Barca is feeling the Atletico Madrid effect.


Bayern Munich is feeling the Moyes effect, their recent form sucks

[SlowNsteady]

You had a great day yesterday!! Successful gambling includes accepting losing days. Slow and steady wins the race.

[adrupert]

I've decided to stop watching and go to the gym before I make more dumb choices.... Like this one:

Barca ml +145 $1000

Not going to check the scores at all. At least Roma is doing okay.... So far :x

Don't let me down barca.

[adrupert]

23 shots, 80% possession, no goals. Only Barcelona.

[Jcole94]

23 shots, 80% possession, no goals. Only Barcelona.

lmao

[adrupert]

Welp placed a -2.5 -160 bet on real madrid at a bit after half time at 1-0, and came back ten minutes later and was up 3-0. I thought the line was steep but whatever. Not going to count it for the thread because I literally didnt have time to post it.

[adrupert]

This is going to be a painful update LOL:

Sociedad +1/2 -150 +$300
pick +120 PUSH
ml +210 -$100

Bayern ml -220 -$660
-1 -130 -$300
o2.5 -190 +$400

Roma -1 -165 +$600

Villarreal -1 -120 PUSH (90th minute miracle, today coulda been EVEN UGLIER. Yikes!)

Barcelona -1.5 -130 -$1430 (Go penetrate yourself neymar who can't aim a shot better than he can dance around like a ballerina)
-$1000 live barcelona ML


-$2190 on soccer today O_O (new PR for losses in one day)

+$7843.50 Thread

Thought the damage was worse just glimpsing at my sportsbook but I forgot I have over 2k locked in on Pacquiao tonight.

[Pride In Battle]

Just a bump in the road. Any picks tonight besides Pacman?

[adrupert]

I swear my bookie is high, how many goals is madrid supposed to score? I hate middling bets but:

Almeria +5 -280 $2800

[edabramov]

What the hell +5? Well, Madrid can score 2 quick ones but 3 in under 9 minutes? Lol.

[adrupert]

LOL thanks bovada for letting my parlay this:

Atlanta braves ML -142
Atlanata braves -1.5 +160

Parlay +340 $700

they will probably correct this and void my wager but take advantage if you can still! Ive had a few weird bets like this go through.

[adrupert]

What the hell +5? Well, Madrid can score 2 quick ones but 3 in under 9 minutes? Lol.

Right? I thought -2.5 at -160 was a little bit weird when it was 1-0 at half. It's like my bookie thinks madrid has one more than it does. They are at 4-0 though now so maybe I know nothing.

[adrupert]

Gah they already caught my Atlanta Braves bet.

Still going to take the line, I like Alex Wood tonight pitching.

Braves -142 $355
-1.5 $250

[adrupert]

+$1000 on Almeria +5. So silly of a line.

$8843.50 thread.

Heat ml -210 $630
Heat -5 -110 $330

[adrupert]

Pacquiao time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[adrupert]

braves ml +$250
-1.5 +$400
heat -$960 ml/-5

-$310

+$8533.50 thread

[Jcole94]

braves ml +$250
-1.5 +$400
heat -$960 ml/-5

-$310

+$8533.50 thread

dw i had a rough day too

[Pride In Battle]

Cash Pacman

[adrupert]

Getting on pacquiao now

Pacman -210 $2100

+$1000 for pacquiao

+$9533.50 for thread

[adrupert]

Cash Pacman

Yessir!!! Good fight, glad to see him as champ again

[chickyass]

+$1000 for pacquiao

+$9533.50 for thread

I'm curious adrupert. How much bankroll did you start with considering you're a college student?

[NYSportsGuy210]

Any thoughts on the Chelsea at Swansea soccer match tomorrow?

[adrupert]

I'm curious adrupert. How much bankroll did you start with considering you're a college student?

I started with $20 a long time ago, I kid you not. I actually lost all $20 and won on my free $10 wager and built from there. I grinded my way slowly up to about $800 and then I ended up hitting a "lucky" $5 parlay on a 11 fight ufc card where I won $3000 picking every fight. That's when I started making larger plays and doing better for myself.

[adrupert]

Any thoughts on the Chelsea at Swansea soccer match tomorrow?

On paper looks like a low scoring affair. Either side scoring more than 2 would be shocking IMO. Chelsea will either ride their momentum from champs league or crash from it. I think the prior. I haven't finalized but I'm leaning Chelsea ml and U2.5 I see a 1-0 maybe 2-0 for Chelsea.

[Jcole94]

I started with $20 a long time ago, I kid you not. I actually lost all $20 and won on my free $10 wager and built from there. I grinded my way slowly up to about $800 and then I ended up hitting a "lucky" $5 parlay on a 11 fight ufc card where I won $3000 picking every fight. That's when I started making larger plays and doing better for myself.

I'm like you except I got to $3000 and lost it. Right now I'm on $700(because of terrible run last night). any advice on how i can hit 10k?