I had it, lost it, had it, lost it, had it and now lost it again but will be a pro again. It should be every posters dream to become a professional bettor.
Is It Your Dream To Become A Pro Gambler?
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jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#1Is It Your Dream To Become A Pro Gambler?Tags: None -
dwaechteSBR Hall of Famer
- 08-27-07
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#2Without having to put in the effort the way most of the math guys do? Yes please.Comment -
tullamoreSBR MVP
- 07-17-07
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#3JJ, the goal is to make money, no one cares if you call yourself a professional gambler.Comment -
SlickFazzerSBR Posting Legend
- 05-22-08
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#4I tried to think of something to type, but instead I'll go with this:
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FiascoSBR MVP
- 11-02-08
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#5my goal is to never have a traditional "job"
if being a pro is that (which it is) then of courseComment -
SlickFazzerSBR Posting Legend
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sallysnax8SBR MVP
- 01-22-09
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#7na i enjoy my profession to much to waste everything i've earned...i bet peanuts compared to others here..just for fun i love a little action thoughComment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#9There is not better feeling to have the tag "Pro Gambler" associated with your nameComment -
UntilTheNDofTimESBR Hall of Famer
- 05-29-08
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#10I think most of you dont no how to identify a pro gambler, a pro gambler is not someone who bets thousands of dollars a game, rich people do that everyday and loose as much as JJ gold. A professional gambler is one who supports his style of living simply off gambling with no other means of income. If you win 500 dollars a month and you live broke but that's your only means of income, you are a professional gambler. It means that is your PROFESSIONLast edited by UntilTheNDofTimE; 03-10-09, 09:38 PM.Comment -
MonkeyF0ckerSBR Posting Legend
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DukeJohnSBR MVP
- 12-29-07
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BOL JJ, you'll find your way back, you always do...Comment -
The HGSBR MVP
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#13
Then you can be all chilled out about it when you tell people what you do, and then they go "oh my God, really??" all wide-eyed, and then you just calmly go "yeah". You know, all super cool and chilled out. Maximum respect, ultra ultra cool. That's the dream, baby.
Even then though, there's still no chicks in it. Being a pro gambler is the one thing, more than any other, where you can reach the top of your game, and still get no chicks from it. Even the head elite honcho dungeon master at D&D conventions still gets the one or two hot chicks around that are into D&D. A pro gambler gets no chicks for it. Chicks aren't even impressed. Some gamblers have girlfriends or wives of course, but those are women they met in other ways, women they could have gotten even if they just had any old crappy job or life's work.Comment -
DukeJohnSBR MVP
- 12-29-07
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#15You know that is one thing I haven't been able to do... I mean I am usually embarrassed and say I am a private investor, semi-retired, I own a small online company, things like that... I mean saying you are a professional gambler just really doesn't pull a lot of weight in this world and most successful people will just look down on you... You are right about the women also... They don't seem to look at you as a stable prospect... well not the financially successful ones anyway... lol...Comment -
DeuceBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 01-12-08
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#16About as real as being a professional sports player or a race car driver. Don't quit your day job, you're terrible.Comment -
onthewhatRestricted User
- 05-14-08
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#17You didn't make it pal....I made it pal...I was a big time successful professional gambler in my prime and I will be back there again someday...Comment -
pat vendittoSBR Posting Legend
- 05-07-07
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#18Hangin with the bigboys in vegas. Askin who corbin likes.Comment -
SamsNCharge99SBR Aristocracy
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SlickFazzerSBR Posting Legend
- 05-22-08
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#20.....pack my bags and move to Vegas, hanging out in the sportsbooks all fukkin night....people
askin who corbin likes.....Comment -
pat vendittoSBR Posting Legend
- 05-07-07
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#21Onthewhat/Sammy 120 pound featherweight battle at the mgm grand
sammy +110
onthewhat -120Comment -
SlickFazzerSBR Posting Legend
- 05-22-08
- 20209
#22give me -120 for a croaker.Comment -
willybackSBR Wise Guy
- 11-15-07
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#23Hell Yeah...
Who wants to work for a capitalist? I'd rather be the capitalist and work for myself. I want to partake in the exploitative rewards of surplus-values. That's the 'American Dream.'
The government can keep that bullsh*t picket fence for itself. I just want the cash.
Theoretically speaking, there's no need to achieve pro gambler status if your gaming activities are purely recreational (have fun). But for the rest of us that are trying to turn their sportsbook winnings into an early retirement fund, I encourage you to achieve pro gambler status.
That's why I bet. (Ching, Ching... Bitches)Comment -
ElCapitanSBR MVP
- 08-19-08
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#24DukeJohn,
This is your signature:
Final 2008-'09 NBA & NHL: +48.27 Units
Final 2008 MLB: +46.24 Units
Final 2007-'08 NBA & NHL: +48.10 Units
So if these records are accurate, at $1000 per unit, as of today since the beginning of the 2007 NBA/NHL season (roughly October), you made $142,610. Do you play $1000 per unit?Comment -
onthewhatRestricted User
- 05-14-08
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#26Nicky is sharp as a nail....
Venditto just went broke offering that lineComment -
SlickFazzerSBR Posting Legend
- 05-22-08
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#27Soft number at -120, the sharps pounded it up to 360 in less than 90 seconds.Comment -
MonkeyF0ckerSBR Posting Legend
- 06-12-07
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#28Odds Nicky and "onner" are gay for each other:
Yes -653862
No EvenComment -
PublicsmoneySBR Hustler
- 02-03-08
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#29No way, I love my Family too much to put myself in this position. A wasted life, if you ask me.Comment -
DukeJohnSBR MVP
- 12-29-07
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#30DukeJohn,
This is your signature:
Final 2008-'09 NBA & NHL: +48.27 Units
Final 2008 MLB: +46.24 Units
Final 2007-'08 NBA & NHL: +48.10 Units
So if these records are accurate, at $1000 per unit, as of today since the beginning of the 2007 NBA/NHL season (roughly October), you made $142,610. Do you play $1000 per unit?Comment -
SamsNCharge99SBR Aristocracy
- 10-22-08
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MonkeyF0ckerSBR Posting Legend
- 06-12-07
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#32He just knows that's how long OTW usually "lasts"...Comment -
SamsNCharge99SBR Aristocracy
- 10-22-08
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#34
I have never been in a real fight, I wrestled in High School, that's it...I don't go to the gym, I'm 5-10, 125-127 pounds of all skin and bone.
Watch my videos, I'm skinny, and weak.
I admit it, I would get beat up...I wouldn't pussy out though, I would fight them, but inside know I would most likely lose.Comment -
Nicky SantoroSBR Posting Legend
- 04-08-08
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#35patty would be even a bigger fav over this kid than onner. patty seems like an edgy guy. if you get him too mad, he would go nuts on you. hes got a wicked temper and is not scared to attack someone if you upset him.
who would win in a fight
patty -730
sammy +590
sammy might be the weakest fighter in forum history. i am sure the girls he goes with push him around too.Comment
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