Top 10 Little-Known Facts about SBR Posters

**big joe 1212** · 03-10-09, 07:46 PM

I thought all of this stuff was common knowledge

**VegasDave** · 03-10-09, 07:46 PM

Originally posted by daggerkobe

4. VegasDave speaks with a lisp and is slightly overweight

This might be the nicest thing anyone at SBR has ever said to me

**pavyracer** · 03-10-09, 07:49 PM

11. CrazyL picks heavy chalk women tennis games based on players appearance and not performance.

**blittydeuce** · 03-10-09, 07:52 PM

Originally posted by daggerkobe

10. Richkas lives in a trailer park with him mom

9. Nicky loves the Montreal Canadiens

8. jjgold sucks at gambling

7. The Think Tank gang takes turns giving Ganchrow handjobs/blowjobs

6. patty stiffs more posters than Derek Jeter stiffs supermodels

5. Dac posts locks that lose 120% of the time

4. VegasDave speaks with a lisp and is slightly overweight

3. burito lives in a mudhut in the jungles of El Salvador with his pet
donkey: El Burro

2. Tsoprano loves the Smeltics

1. mudcat used to be a mod here- Ive heard this between 7-10 times

12. Fishead and his crew beat the slots to the tune of 250k in the mid-nineties

**Immortality** · 03-10-09, 07:59 PM

13 Dagger thinks half the posters here are breads ghosts.

**Willie Bee** · 03-10-09, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by VegasDave

This might be the nicest thing anyone at SBR has ever said to me

See, someone has noticed your outstanding effort!

14) The Prick is neither my brother nor my ghost, and I do not ghostwrite as Chance Harper.

**Immortality** · 03-10-09, 08:03 PM

Originally posted by Willie Bee

See, someone has noticed your outstanding effort!

14) The Prick is neither my brother nor my ghost, and I do not ghostwrite as Chance Harper.

Then who do you ghost as?

**Nicky Santoro** · 03-10-09, 08:05 PM

very accurate and good observation.

**Willie Bee** · 03-10-09, 08:07 PM

Originally posted by Immortality

Then who do you ghost as?

Crash Test Dummy, a test account as the name implies, and xxxfort.

**Bread** · 03-10-09, 08:07 PM

**dwaechte** · 03-10-09, 08:08 PM

You forgot that Taco is Ganch.

**pavyracer** · 03-10-09, 08:16 PM

The Prick = Willie Bee
tacomax = Ganchrow
Bread = Smarmy
SBR_John = Immortality
BigBoyDan = BadNina
jjgold = ronald = mathdotcom = 100 other guys too lazy to list

**Immortality** · 03-10-09, 08:21 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

SBR_John = Immortality

**Willie Bee** · 03-10-09, 08:27 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

The Prick = Willie Bee

You flatter me, and for that I will forever be grateful

**daggerkobe** · 03-10-09, 08:37 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

The Prick = Willie Bee
tacomax = Ganchrow
Bread = Smarmy
SBR_John = Immortality
BigBoyDan = BadNina
jjgold = ronald = mathdotcom = 100 other guys too lazy to list

**pavyracer** · 03-10-09, 09:09 PM

Hey...when you fish you don't expect every fish that bites the bait to also bite the hook.

**RogueJuror** · 03-11-09, 05:27 AM

-SlickFazzer is our resident sex addict

-Curious is a couple of wars vet and American hero

**Mudcat** · 03-11-09, 09:21 AM

Originally posted by daggerkobe

1. mudcat used to be a mod here

It is one of the prime facts of my personal history.

That and the time I went on a blind date with a girl who it turned out was muslim so we were incompatible due to my pork eating habits.

When I look back on my life, those will be the things I remember first.

**Chi_archie** · 03-11-09, 10:44 AM

this list reminds me of casper's top ten list.... cept some of his were funny