Do gamblers ever shower??????????

[Nicky Santoro]

Boys, i read in a magazine that the avg person that works in an office with people, showers 4 times a week. i also read that the avg drug/alcohol/gambling addict showers an avg of 1 time every 2 weeks..


i hardly shower, unless i leave the house to go out for a chore, which is about 3 times a week. who knows if i never left the house if i'd ever shower more than once a week. i never smell bad at all.. I'm also too lazy to shower.. and i am scared to shower in case i might miss a good bet to put in during a big line move.


Is this magazine right? Is it possible that most sbr posters here shower once every 2 weeks?

so are you guys like this, those who stay home all day and gamble? how many times a week on avg do you shower? and be honest, no lies. if i hear someone here say 2 or 3 times a day, i will smack him.

[pat venditto]

2-3 Times everyday. The feeling of not showering in some time is disgusting.

[SlickFazzer]

2x a day on this end.

[RogueScholar]

When I spend all day at home betting and don't get sweaty, I just take one shower a day, usually before bed. If I've been working and get sweaty then I'll shower twice during the day. I couldn't imagine that some people shower less than once a day, it just doesn't seem right to me. How do these people get girlfriends and boyfriends?

[fiveteamer]

once a day. am I a gambler though?

[THEGREAT30]

Sleep would be the better ?

[Nicky Santoro]

in summer heat, it's everyday for me cause i sweat a bit. but in the cold winter when you sit home all day and post and gamble, you dont get dirty, so i can go 3x a week some weeks.

what a bunch of liars so far here. not one person admitting to less than 1 a day and some even said 2 to 3 times a day.. come on boys, stop lying.

[Matt Rain]

Gross, Nicky. At least once a day here, no exception.

[pavyracer]

Do gamblers ever clip their toes nails?
Do gamblers ever trim their nose hair?
Do gamblers ever use the bidet to clean their balls?

[fiveteamer]

Nicky have you ever held a real job in your adult life?

[Nicky Santoro]

Nicky have you ever held a real job in your adult life?

i was a security guard at age 17 for 11 months.. and at mcd's from 15 to 16..

[konck]

Nick im sure your women love giving you head and smell rat bone...wtf!!!!!!! get in the shower right now you hick stain pig

[fiveteamer]

17 is not an adult!

[Nicky Santoro]

i shower always before i get intimate with her. i am good for 3 to 4 a week, sometimes 5 times a week and in summer, 7 to 11 times a week..

[jjgold]

Nicky I will be real graphic here


1 shower per day
shave my cock like the porn stars once per week
wax my back every 2 weeks
shave my legs once per month
shave my arms 1 every 2 months
shave weekly under my arms

[RogueScholar]

Do gamblers ever clip their toes nails?
Do gamblers ever trim their nose hair?
Do gamblers ever use the bidet to clean their balls?

Yes to all of the above. Personal hygiene shouldn't suffer just because is able to interact with people through the anonymity of a computer screen. It's important to remember that a lot of time that you're looking at lines and posting that you have the opportunity to look after yourself as well.

Ever try hanging a mirror up on the wall so you can see yourself as you sit at the computer? It's a good reality check and I think it might help some posters remember to just be themselves more often instead of telling sensational stories.

[Mudcat]

How many variations can there be of this gamblers are sadsacks theme?

[chrisharvard01]

depends if I win

[dwaechte]

I'll go on record as saying I shower not nearly enough. Luckily I go to a university where not showering is practically a requirement of all math/engineering students. All in all, I'd say about 4 times per week.

[pavyracer]

I'll go on record as saying I shower not nearly enough. Luckily I go to a university where not showering is practically a requirement of all math/engineering students. All in all, I'd say about 4 times per week.

I graduated from an engineering school 12 years ago. When I was in school I noticed that I was getting sex from broads more often when I showered frequently.

[sickler]

Shave, shower, shit.

Morning ritual, never miss a beat...

[pavyracer]

Shave, shower, shit.

Morning ritual, never miss a beat...

I do the same in the reverse order.

[MonkeyF0cker]

How many variations can there be of this gamblers are sadsacks theme?

Exactly, Mudcat. Some of us actually lead fairly normal lives. In fact, I'd say most here do. Take some fvcking Prozac, Nicky. Seriously.

[sickler]

I do the same in the reverse order.

Smart move. That way you don't have to wash your asshole a second time.

[SlickFazzer]

Chicks seem to enjoy the sex more when guys are well showered, as well
as having the balls and pecker tightly groomed.

[pavyracer]

Smart move. That way you don't have to wash your asshole a second time.

I also like to clean the juices from eating pussy before I shave.

[sickler]

I also like to clean the juices from eating pussy before I shave.

Yeah, that stuff is corrosive on sink enamel but not tub.

[007Fatty]

not gonna lie wen i wake up to late to have a shower ill leave it
im 18 i dont have trouble with girls at all.
and im not saying that because im behind a computer screen haha
sometimes i may shower 3-4 times a week i dont really ever smell bad unless i forget to put on deodorant haha
but im a pretty lazy guy
but watever you only live once

[Nicky Santoro]

not gonna lie wen i wake up to late to have a shower ill leave it
im 18 i dont have trouble with girls at all.
and im not saying that because im behind a computer screen haha
sometimes i may shower 3-4 times a week i dont really ever smell bad unless i forget to put on deodorant haha
but im a pretty lazy guy
but watever you only live once

finallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.. someone finally honest.. i'm just like you fatty. 3 to 5 times a week and if i go out, it's everyday,.. if not, 3 to 5 times a week..i never stink etiher.. never.. finally a guy who is not a hypocrite..

but all the liars here are coming out.. no one will admit it like you fatty, and the ones that are like us are hiding here. and the ones that say 3x per day is lying too..

[The General]

Yes, Gamblers shower.

lol

[Nicky Santoro]

not according to a magazine i read this week, genny. they said gamblers shower 2 times a month.. but not at SBR.. the posters here at sbr are special.. they shower 3 times a day.. what a bunch of hypocrites.

i can't believe we only had 2 guys out of 342 posters that admit they shower only 3 to 5 times a week, and that includes myself because we don't get out as much as the avg guy.

[SamsNCharge99]

5-6 times a week....for me

[AMBlai01]

I usually shower at least once a day, if I go to the gym then 2 times a day because i smell after I work out.

Everyone has seen my vids....do I look like a guy that would go a day without shower? Come on...

[compaqDikk]

does richkiss's shower even have running water? my guess if he only washes up when he's in the pen

[tullamore]

I haven't taking a shower today. I got up took a shit, ate some food and started watching the lines.