Absolutely crushed the poker game

raydog · 03-07-09, 12:39 AM

does this mean that you can pay your debt?

onthewhat · 03-07-09, 12:40 AM

bmw530i · 03-07-09, 12:40 AM

That a way Patty...score

Bread · 03-07-09, 12:40 AM

you not only have a good poker face, you have a great poker head.

I'll raise you my wassie melon.

Immortality · 03-07-09, 12:41 AM

Originally posted by pat venditto

We played 3 $10 tournaments. 6 people me being the youngest of course.Won 2 of them. Was running over the table it was rape. Feels good to win. On a side note 4-0 in my last 4 bets also up over 28 units.

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sallysnax8 · 03-07-09, 12:41 AM

you sandbaggin son of a bitch. did u bluff?

wtf · 03-07-09, 12:43 AM

guess patty found a game for the blind

pat venditto · 03-07-09, 12:44 AM

Let's put it this way. I didn't just get hands all game. Was putting the right people to the test constantly. Sick power poker along with sick calls. I don't lie immortality. If I got burried I would tell you all.

Bread · 03-07-09, 12:45 AM

Patty youre a true professional. Let's fukk.

Immortality · 03-07-09, 12:48 AM

Originally posted by pat venditto

I don't lie immortality..

Originally posted by pat venditto

1-2 is a 3 game sample size iwin. This is what i'll do. I will document every play starting from 1-2 on the spreadsheet. Will document everyone of my plays and after 1000 plays if im not turning a profit i'll never come back to sbr..

Why did you erase your spreadsheet then.

Jshap1515 · 03-07-09, 12:50 AM

Originally posted by Immortality

Why did you erase your spreadsheet then.

pat venditto · 03-07-09, 12:52 AM

I didn't lie i just got burialed.

ItchyHooHoo · 03-07-09, 01:03 AM

Originally posted by pat venditto

I didn't lie i just got burialed.

Pat...you seem to have a bad rap on here.

being a man of mad skills...you take it so well.

pat venditto · 03-07-09, 01:05 AM

I try itchy.

smitch124 · 03-07-09, 01:06 AM

Talk to me when you win $1,600 like our boy Vegas Dave did tonight

Immortality · 03-07-09, 01:08 AM

I agree he takes it well.

Just stop calling people idiots for being on the opposite side of you and I will stop busting your balls.

Oh and pay your fvcking debts too.

ItchyHooHoo · 03-07-09, 01:09 AM

Originally posted by smitch124

Talk to me when you win $1,600 like our boy Vegas Dave did tonight

smitch...he won 2 games of 20 buy in. not sure they had 110 players in his friends dining room.

Jshap1515 · 03-07-09, 01:09 AM

Originally posted by ItchyHooHoo

Pat...you seem to have a bad rap on here.

being a man of mad skills...you take it so well.

Thats cause he constantly belittles people and their picks without giving evidence at all. Always saying he's the smartest. Always saying he's got the right picks. I remember him starting a thread

"Anyone betting on the Celtics and Louisville are idiots"

Guess what, both teams won their respective games and the kid still wouldnt admit defeat. When you're wrong, you're wrong and you admit it like a man.

pat venditto · 03-07-09, 01:10 AM

Did I deny losing? No. I just said that those bets were -ev.

Jshap1515 · 03-07-09, 01:14 AM

You still said it was a bad bet. If it's a winner, it's a good bet.

Bread · 03-07-09, 01:18 AM

Patty Venditto your head is SO big, that is has smaller Patty Venditto heads orbiting around it.

Unreal.

Immortality · 03-07-09, 01:20 AM

Originally posted by Bread

Patty Venditto your head is SO big, that is has smaller Patty Venditto heads orbiting around it.

Unreal.

pat venditto · 03-07-09, 01:21 AM

Bread I didn't make it in the head size department.

ItchyHooHoo · 03-07-09, 01:24 AM

Originally posted by pat venditto

Bread I didn't make it in the head size department.

or the biceps.

pat venditto · 03-07-09, 01:26 AM

Calling mark mcgwuire now he will fix that.

ItchyHooHoo · 03-07-09, 01:28 AM

Originally posted by pat venditto

Calling mark mcgwuire now he will fix that.

u going 4 for 4 in the grapefruit league again tomorrow?

wtf · 03-07-09, 01:28 AM

i often wondered about the actual physics involved with the size of his cranium, any sudden movement would start huge momentum and could cause the head to disconnect from the torso

Bread · 03-07-09, 01:31 AM

Patty, I need your cell number.

The next time my game comes down to a last second free throw or field goal kick, I want you to shake you head violently from side to side at that exact moment.

I pay well.

pat venditto · 03-07-09, 01:32 AM

Bread I am capable of a disastrous catastrophy doing such things.

Robyn · 03-07-09, 01:35 AM

I don't appreciate it when people make jokes about my patty venditto. thank you.

pat venditto · 03-07-09, 01:36 AM

I think they are enjoyable.

Robyn · 03-07-09, 01:38 AM

Well, I don't. Thank you.

pat venditto · 03-07-09, 01:41 AM

Anytime.

ItchyHooHoo · 03-07-09, 01:43 AM

Originally posted by Robyn

Well, I don't. Thank you.

LMAO