Guys, it's time for me to COME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • MilfDriller
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    • 11-23-08
    • 10186

    #1
    Guys, it's time for me to COME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    This is very serious. I've been thinking about this for a while. I am an Asian, about 5'1 and a half, and I love sushi.

    Well, growing up it's always been tough on me. People make fun of me because of my eyes and how small I am and try pick fights with me.... now, since I'm really tiny, I pretend I know Bruce Lee moves. Well, after I throw a few chong-chings at em and karate slice thru the air.... they just laugh at me and then not want beat me up.

    So I now decide I want be ... I want to COME OUT!!! I want to come out of my race and be a black man. I want to be a Tyrone or LaShankton or DeFelon.

    How can I go about achieving this? Michael Jackson achieved his goal to become white. Now I'd like to become black.

    Please, help a Chan out.
  • Iwinyourmoney
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-18-07
    • 18368

    #2
    rosol takes 1st set 6-1
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    • InTheHole
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      • 04-28-08
      • 15243

      #3
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      • Tsoprano
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 04-14-08
        • 26374

        #4
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        • ijustwant2bpaid
          Restricted User
          • 11-11-08
          • 3706

          #5
          shoe polish, but a bunch of asians already act black and i cannot stand any of em... 1 great thing about asians though is fried rice.
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          • Shortstop
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 01-02-09
            • 27281

            #6
            Who is Lela Star?
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            • MilfDriller
              Restricted User
              • 11-23-08
              • 10186

              #7
              fock you guys making fun of my small thimble twinkie.... make me cry, cry long time... me cry long time

              Lela Star
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              • Shortstop
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 01-02-09
                • 27281

                #8
                Thanks Milf
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                • MilfDriller
                  Restricted User
                  • 11-23-08
                  • 10186

                  #9
                  looks just like her
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                  • Dante799
                    SBR Sharp
                    • 08-21-08
                    • 349

                    #10
                    stop pretenting to be asian, you cant be like them...lol
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                    • BestPlay2day
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 08-25-08
                      • 5794

                      #11
                      Wow, did someone hack into milfdriller's acct and is posting as him?
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                      • wild willy
                        SBR MVP
                        • 11-20-08
                        • 1298

                        #12
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                        • sickler
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 06-05-08
                          • 15006

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ijustwant2bpaid
                          shoe polish, but a bunch of asians already act black and i cannot stand any of em... 1 great thing about asians though is fried rice.

                          I went blackface years ago while messing around on a forum. Not shoe polish but black makeup. Posted the pic but all it accomplished was people thought I was weirder than they previously thought, if that was possible.

                          I still have the pic somewhere on a disk. Will freak you guys out if I find it.
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