The Official Countdown to Kelly Clarkson's New CD!

**onthewhat** · 03-01-09, 08:45 PM

You could have just played the American Idol angle...I like most artists that come off the show.

**Bread** · 03-01-09, 08:49 PM

I'd touch her. Even without make up on.

**VegasDave** · 03-01-09, 08:57 PM

Originally posted by Bread

I'd touch her. Even without make up on.

Agreed 100%. They put out these pictures of her and say mean things about her. They just don't understand that her singing overrules anything society deems "unattractive".

My girlfriend allowed me to pick one celebrity for my "list" not to get in trouble with (aren't lists supposed to have 5 or so?). I picked Kelly.

**pavyracer** · 03-01-09, 08:57 PM

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**rjt721** · 03-01-09, 09:00 PM

This emoticon was created with threads like this in mind:

**VegasDave** · 03-01-09, 09:01 PM

Apparently you do enough to stop in and post, pavy

**rjt721** · 03-01-09, 09:01 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Teenage girls and homosexuals.

**ryanXL977** · 03-01-09, 09:11 PM

fag

**raydog** · 03-01-09, 09:14 PM

this could be the result of over dosing on that grape drink dave!

**RogueJuror** · 03-01-09, 09:18 PM

fuk you all, my dave ain't a teenage girl nor a homosexual

its fuking SBR, we don't fuking judge

**VegasDave** · 03-01-09, 09:25 PM

Originally posted by raydog

this could be the result of over dosing on that grape drink dave!

Nah, I've been a Kelly fan for years, grape drink has only been in my life for a week

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I'm telling you, took my girlfriend to a Kelly concert, this is a slam dunk for extra-curricular-activity in the evening. I mean the range of emotions that girls feel when they hear these songs... you can't screw the post game up after one of these things

**pavyracer** · 03-01-09, 09:29 PM

Your girlfriend gets off listening to a girl singing? She is a lesbo son.

**VegasDave** · 03-01-09, 09:31 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Your girlfriend gets off listening to a girl singing? She is a lesbo son.

And according to this thread, I'm gay...

No wonder why our relationship works so well

**SBR Lou** · 03-01-09, 09:31 PM

SBR mods do stick together and all, but afraid I'm not following Dave on this one.

**RogueJuror** · 03-01-09, 09:33 PM

lou may have giving up on you dave but i never will

**VegasDave** · 03-01-09, 09:34 PM

Originally posted by CrazyLou

SBR mods do stick together and all, but afraid I'm not following Dave on this one.

Thats okay Lou. With Rogie and Bread on my side, I don't need your support on this one

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**ryanXL977** · 03-01-09, 09:34 PM

if he likes the music, more power to him. plus he can twist his arms different ways, which i cannot

but vegasdae, you knew posting this thread was basically asking dudes to call you a homo, so you cant complain

it reminds me of the time back in 1998 when pavy posted a thread

"i love interior decorating, purse shopping, and baking"

he got what he deserved then as you shall now, sir.

**Broke Sport Guy** · 03-01-09, 09:36 PM

even Rogue Schola doesnt like kelly clarkson u nitwit

**pavyracer** · 03-01-09, 09:41 PM

Originally posted by ryanXL977

if he likes the music, more power to him. plus he can twist his arms different ways, which i cannot

but vegasdae, you knew posting this thread was basically asking dudes to call you a homo, so you cant complain

it reminds me of the time back in 1998 when pavy posted a thread

"i love interior decorating, purse shopping, and baking"

he got what he deserved then as you shall now, sir.

**VegasDave** · 03-01-09, 09:48 PM

Originally posted by ryanXL977

if he likes the music, more power to him. plus he can twist his arms different ways, which i cannot

but vegasdae, you knew posting this thread was basically asking dudes to call you a homo, so you cant complain

it reminds me of the time back in 1998 when pavy posted a thread

"i love interior decorating, purse shopping, and baking"

he got what he deserved then as you shall now, sir.

Agree 100% ryan, I'm not complaining at all, I asked for it.

Everybody has guilty pleasure songs/artists they enjoy. No one would ever admit to liking the Backstreet Boys, but blare one of their songs at a college party and every person at the damn thing sings it word for word.

Just having some fun.

I really do like her stuff, I think she's got a lot of talent.

**RogueJuror** · 03-01-09, 09:58 PM

Originally posted by Broke Sport Guy

even Rogue Schola doesnt like kelly clarkson u nitwit

actually dave this made lol

**VegasDave** · 03-01-09, 10:08 PM

Originally posted by RogueJuror

actually dave this made lol

Me too

**ryanXL977** · 03-01-09, 10:12 PM

i like "the Rock" and own every movie he does and see them all in theatres.

possibly could be called gay i guess, but i like the guys charisma

reminds me of me when i was young and able

**Bread** · 03-01-09, 10:13 PM

Kelly Clarkson > The Rock

**ryanXL977** · 03-01-09, 10:15 PM

Originally posted by Bread

Kelly Clarkson > The Rock

in what sense? id rather bury my bone in her vagina, yes
but id rather watch the rock **** people up in oscar snubs, "the rundown," and "walking tall."

if you guys havent seen those, then youre really not living much of a life. i am fairly certain the number of guys on sbr that have touched actual

(not at a strip club) is less than 50%.

the rock will instill confidence in them, take that to the bank

**VegasDave** · 03-01-09, 10:19 PM

Originally posted by ryanXL977

i like "the Rock" and own every movie he does and see them all in theatres.

possibly could be called gay i guess, but i like the guys charisma

reminds me of me when i was young and able

Good stuff man

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The whole "gay" thing got out of hand in the 90s. This is gay, thats gay. I was once told that frosted flakes were gay. How can a delicious cereal have a sexual preference? Now if he'd have said Tony the Tiger, that'd be a different story.

If a straight guy liking Kelly Clarkson makes him gay, does a gay guy liking sports cars make him straight?

**ryanXL977** · 03-01-09, 10:20 PM

liking kelly clarkson is not the issue VD, the issue is, "countdown to kelly clarkson cd"

if you had said countdown to seeing her beaver or rubbing her teats, then im with you

**VegasDave** · 03-01-09, 10:21 PM

And I agree the Rock is a badass.

**VegasDave** · 03-01-09, 10:21 PM

Originally posted by ryanXL977

liking kelly clarkson is not the issue VD, the issue is, "countdown to kelly clarkson cd"

if you had said countdown to seeing her beaver or rubbing her teats, then im with you

Duly noted

**ryanXL977** · 03-01-09, 10:27 PM

trust me, im the last guy who wants other people not to like shit that makes them happy
it makes you happy right? then pump up that gay shit and knock your socks off dude. you only live once. its gay as ****, but who the **** cares what other people think.

i remember when me and pavs were shopping for shoes and pavy says "i only like penny loafers, and i like putting the penny in the."
the salesman at sears told pavs he was a queer

pavs took two steps, i dont know what happened next, but the sears guy has one less working lung, 6 less teeth, and half his scalp ripped off his head in something like 5 seconds.

lesson you ask? live and let live.

**Bread** · 03-01-09, 10:29 PM

The Rock isn't a real action hero. JCVD, now that is an action hero. I could watch that guy butcher movies every day.

**ryanXL977** · 03-01-09, 10:31 PM

i watched jvcd with the chinawoman last week. not a bad movie. check it out. the rock is way better than jvcd, watch your fuccing mouth.

**VegasDave** · 03-01-09, 10:33 PM

Originally posted by ryanXL977

trust me, im the last guy who wants other people not to like shit that makes them happy
it makes you happy right? then pump up that gay shit and knock your socks off dude. you only live once. its gay as ****, but who the **** cares what other people think.

i remember when me and pavs were shopping for shoes and pavy says "i only like penny loafers, and i like putting the penny in the."
the salesman at sears told pavs he was a queer

pavs took two steps, i dont know what happened next, but the sears guy has one less working lung, 6 less teeth, and half his scalp ripped off his head in something like 5 seconds.

lesson you ask? live and let live.

This post made the whole thread worth it.

**daggerkobe** · 03-01-09, 10:36 PM

Suddenly I am embarrassed to be seen with VD.