TO ALL YOU JACKASSES MAKiNG MOVIES!!!!

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  • MilfDriller
    Restricted User
    • 11-23-08
    • 10186

    #1
    TO ALL YOU JACKASSES MAKiNG MOVIES!!!!
    Listen, do not make a focking 10 minute movie.

    You make a movie, you make it for 3 minutes MAXIMUM!!! GOT IT?

    3 minutes tops, fockers.


    EXCEPTION: IF YOU ARE JJ, YOU CAN MAKE A 10 MINUTE MOVIE
  • SlickFazzer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-22-08
    • 20209

    #2
    milf dont knock it untill you try it.

    grab a camera....
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
      LOL

      I even started making some shorter ones
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      • SamsNCharge99
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 10-22-08
        • 41242

        #4
        i don't respond well to peer pressure
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        • sickler
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 06-05-08
          • 15006

          #5
          Originally posted by MilfDriller
          Listen, do not make a focking 10 minute movie.

          You make a movie, you make it for 3 minutes MAXIMUM!!! GOT IT?

          3 minutes tops, fockers.


          EXCEPTION: IF YOU ARE JJ, YOU CAN MAKE A 10 MINUTE MOVIE

          Three minutes is pushing it. I say 1 1/2.

          Too often it's "have mundane thought, make vid"

          Soon we'll have someone doing a play-by-play while taking a dump.
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          • ryanspeer2001
            SBR MVP
            • 03-30-08
            • 3149

            #6
            Sickler what the hell is that in your avatar.
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            • sickler
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 06-05-08
              • 15006

              #7
              Originally posted by ryanspeer2001
              Sickler what the hell is that in your avatar.

              It's called art.

              I am cultured.
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              • MilfDriller
                Restricted User
                • 11-23-08
                • 10186

                #8
                absolutely nothing wrong with JJ's vids. they are focking excellent.

                and what's with all the dudes and the weird posturing? Go to the school of JJ.

                1. Face the camera
                2. Make it so we can hear wtf you're saying
                3. Be a showman

                I watch these other focking videos and I see this:

                1. Dudes are standing sideways to the camera
                2. Dudes are filming using the belly-button up to the chin angle
                3. Dudes aren't even in the picture... they talk while see some other shit in the background
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                • fiveteamvids
                  SBR Rookie
                  • 02-28-09
                  • 8

                  #9
                  make a video, then criticize, OK Corky? OK.

                  god bless.
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                  • MilfDriller
                    Restricted User
                    • 11-23-08
                    • 10186

                    #10
                    my representative will make a video for me in a few months
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                    • VegasDave
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 01-03-07
                      • 8056

                      #11
                      Haha, I just made a 3 min movie, hooray!
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                      • MilfDriller
                        Restricted User
                        • 11-23-08
                        • 10186

                        #12
                        5team has a good sense of humor. not 10 min tho
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                        • fiveteamvids
                          SBR Rookie
                          • 02-28-09
                          • 8

                          #13
                          I did not intend to make a 10 min video. Girl called so I answered. Did not want to stop the camera.
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                          • Nicky Santoro
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 04-08-08
                            • 16103

                            #14
                            i know where milfer is coming from. when i made my first 4 vids, they were close to 10 min long, and then i started wondering, who the fukk is going to have patience to watch 10 min of this.. then in my next 8 vids, they were like 6 min long.. then my final 5 or so vids, i cut them down to about 3 min..

                            it's very tough to watch a 10 min vid without fast forwarding through it.. i bet 1% of posters here watch the whole 10 min without skipping. impossible not to.

                            people have things to do and no one has time to sit through even 7 min of vid, imagine 10 min? looking back now, i am embarassed i even made those 10 min vids. i should hve edited them to 5 min, maximum..
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                            • RogueJuror
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 07-08-08
                              • 10010

                              #15
                              all this bitching is about fivey's 10 min vid? LOL

                              fivey how does your video ends? youtubes arent loading through my proxy

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                              • MilfDriller
                                Restricted User
                                • 11-23-08
                                • 10186

                                #16
                                actually, the last 5 min were better than the first 5 min...

                                the best line was the 'They're focking drinking Swish' or whatever it was.

                                also liked the part where he told a certain poster to fock off.... can't remember who it was, but it was funny
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                                • AMBlai01
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 09-16-08
                                  • 5882

                                  #17
                                  Mine was about 3 mins.....was that good for you?
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