Vodka, Sleemans, one Cohiba, 5 dark chocolates from Laura Secord and the Battle of Ontario on the tele. That's the plan for now, Fazzer! Very mellow evening. Maybe I'll whack off later but that's about as excitin' as it will get tonight. I banged the stuffing out of a chick I picked up in a pub after sushi last night and am resting my very tired schlong.