It's tonight's highly anticipated MAAC showdown between powerhouses St. Peter's and my hometown beloved Fairfield Stags.
Both teams 0-4 in MAAC
Fairfield 3 and 11 oveall, pretty much dead fukking last in scoring ranked 343th in the nation, averaging a litlle over 60 points per games. There are only 345 teams.
Stags are 342nd in the nation if FG percentage also shooting lights out percentage of 38 percent and couldn't rebound if you handed them the rock.
Jersey City Peacoks equally bad
4 and 9 overall, they too, are offensivly challenged ranked 301st in the nation in scoring averaging 65 points a game and also sucks assists and rebounds too.
This is how the game will go.
Peacocks win the tip, dribble for 23 seconds, pass off to the shooting guard, shoots a 21 footer from the corner
BRICK
Stags rebound, dribbles up court as slow as Grandma Plopwells Frozen Yogurt, wastes 12 more seconds trying to develop a shot, and then pass the ball out of bounds, turnover, ball back to St. Peters...
Game has all time epic ugly written all over it.
This matchup for the ages is up the street from me tonight in Webster Arena at Harbor Yard in beautiful down town Bridgeport Ct. where they'll draw a paid attendence of thirteen, leaving me wondering, what did Webster Bank Arena ever do to deserve such an event.
Total is 124.5, figures to be a 57-54 nail biter.
Side is now Fairfield 3.5 (steamed down?) from 4.5
If I had to bet the side (and I don't) take the points with the Jersey City NJ kids who suck a little less than the Fairfield kids do.
"MAAC basketball, where nothing happens"
Both teams 0-4 in MAAC
Fairfield 3 and 11 oveall, pretty much dead fukking last in scoring ranked 343th in the nation, averaging a litlle over 60 points per games. There are only 345 teams.
Stags are 342nd in the nation if FG percentage also shooting lights out percentage of 38 percent and couldn't rebound if you handed them the rock.
Jersey City Peacoks equally bad
4 and 9 overall, they too, are offensivly challenged ranked 301st in the nation in scoring averaging 65 points a game and also sucks assists and rebounds too.
This is how the game will go.
Peacocks win the tip, dribble for 23 seconds, pass off to the shooting guard, shoots a 21 footer from the corner
BRICK
Stags rebound, dribbles up court as slow as Grandma Plopwells Frozen Yogurt, wastes 12 more seconds trying to develop a shot, and then pass the ball out of bounds, turnover, ball back to St. Peters...
Game has all time epic ugly written all over it.
This matchup for the ages is up the street from me tonight in Webster Arena at Harbor Yard in beautiful down town Bridgeport Ct. where they'll draw a paid attendence of thirteen, leaving me wondering, what did Webster Bank Arena ever do to deserve such an event.
Total is 124.5, figures to be a 57-54 nail biter.
Side is now Fairfield 3.5 (steamed down?) from 4.5
If I had to bet the side (and I don't) take the points with the Jersey City NJ kids who suck a little less than the Fairfield kids do.
"MAAC basketball, where nothing happens"
