so boys after a shitty 2013 luck it starting to turn around...got super sloppy drunk on friday night after losing all 5 of my $100 deposits during the week...chasing stupid bets live (first down, touchdown on drives...)had 50 bucks left in the acct...threw it all on raptors+3...
so that got me to 96 bucks...during my drunkness my buddy says he has free tix to the sabres/devils game last night...row 18...i say sure as its a free ride free tix and being from Toronto it makes it tough to get to any Buffalo game....so i say what the hell buffalo has been playing decent and Brodeur isnt in net so I throw it all on Sabres ML at Even...
Get to the game get totally shit faced blow 80 on beers and i had 14 bucks left right before the 3rd period started...i figure I'm not gonna bother to bring 14 bucks US back with me, so i spend it all on 50/50 tix....she prints the tix out and im way to drunk so 30 secs later i don't even hear the winning ticket number...so as the 3rd period is almost over my buddy wants to leave because of traffic and shit...so we leave im pumped cause its looking like my ML bet will hit....im walking out and see the winning number on a TV....i check it and no shit i win just under 12k.....penetrating unreal....so boys how much will i actually get and will i need to pay any tax (im a Canadian Citizen).....
Heres to a promising 2014 boys
so that got me to 96 bucks...during my drunkness my buddy says he has free tix to the sabres/devils game last night...row 18...i say sure as its a free ride free tix and being from Toronto it makes it tough to get to any Buffalo game....so i say what the hell buffalo has been playing decent and Brodeur isnt in net so I throw it all on Sabres ML at Even...
Get to the game get totally shit faced blow 80 on beers and i had 14 bucks left right before the 3rd period started...i figure I'm not gonna bother to bring 14 bucks US back with me, so i spend it all on 50/50 tix....she prints the tix out and im way to drunk so 30 secs later i don't even hear the winning ticket number...so as the 3rd period is almost over my buddy wants to leave because of traffic and shit...so we leave im pumped cause its looking like my ML bet will hit....im walking out and see the winning number on a TV....i check it and no shit i win just under 12k.....penetrating unreal....so boys how much will i actually get and will i need to pay any tax (im a Canadian Citizen).....
Heres to a promising 2014 boys
