A pound to piss?

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  • Willie Bee
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-14-06
    • 15726

    #1
    A pound to piss?
    Oh man, couple of great quotes in this article. As strange as it would be to see pay toilets on an airplane, it certainly wouldn't surprise me much. Comforting to know that the CEO just 'makes stuff up.'


    Ryanair’s chief executive said Europe’s largest budget carrier might start charging passengers for using the toilet while flying, but his spokesman cautioned Michael O’Leary often just made things up at will.

    “One thing we have looked at in the past and are looking at again is the possibility of maybe putting a coin slot on the toilet door so that people might actually have to spend a pound ($1.43) to spend a penny in future,” O’Leary told BBC television.

    He said this would not inconvenience passengers traveling without cash. “I don't think there is anybody in history that has got on board a Ryanair aircraft with less than a pound.”

    A spokesman said the airline had considered the fee as a possible source of extra revenue since passengers had the option of not using the toilet on board, but added that “maybe O’Leary was just taking the piss this morning.”

    “Michael makes a lot of this stuff up as he goes along and while this has been discussed internally there are no immediate plans to introduce it,” Stephen McNamara said in a statement.
    O’Leary has a reputation as a cost-cutter, expanding Ryanair by offering low headline fares and charging extra for items such as additional luggage.

    Last week, Ryanair announced it was to shut all check-in desks at airports and have passengers check in online instead.

    We’re all about finding ways of raising discretionary revenue so we can keep lowering the cost of air travel,” he said.
  • sickler
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 06-05-08
    • 15006

    #2
    Whenever the idea of pay toilets comes up, I always think of that old poem:

    Here I sit brokenhearted,
    Paid a dime and only farted.
    Yesterday I took a chance,
    Saved a dime and shit my pants.
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    • AMBlai01
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 09-16-08
      • 5882

      #3
      I bet this leads to people soiling themselves on the plane because they are trying to hold it too long....They will realize its a mistake when they are spending twice what it takes in on cleaning these planes...
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      • Hells Kitchen
        SBR Sharp
        • 02-11-09
        • 383

        #4
        Originally posted by AMBlai01
        I bet this leads to people soiling themselves on the plane because they are trying to hold it too long....They will realize its a mistake when they are spending twice what it takes in on cleaning these planes...
        Just shit in the barf bag
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        • VegasDave
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 01-03-07
          • 8056

          #5
          I first read this "A pound of piss" and was thinking that just didn't seem like a very appropriate thread to start, Willie Bee.
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