SBR'ers need a witty comback here...

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  • Iwinyourmoney
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-18-07
    • 18368

    #1
    SBR'ers need a witty comback here...
    Got stupid foreward message for the 32yr old. Whats my reply? One of thos goofy forewarded text messages. Need something sharp but not creepy.

    If I had a warning label what would it say?
  • fiveteamer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-14-08
    • 10805

    #2
    How many kids does this broad have?

    I'm guessing at least 3. We all know the type. She probably leaves them with some shitty babysitter she got off craigslist to go party.

    unfukkinreal.
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    • Shark79
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 11-19-07
      • 11211

      #3
      STD's Free
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      • Iwinyourmoney
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 04-18-07
        • 18368

        #4
        Originally posted by Shark79
        STD's Free
        SO that would get me laid correct?
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        • RogueScholar
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 02-05-07
          • 5082

          #5
          Warning: You must be at least "This High" to get on this ride.
          Originally posted by StraitShooter
          90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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          • tullamore
            SBR MVP
            • 07-17-07
            • 3586

            #6
            Use at own risk.
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            • Tsoprano
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 04-14-08
              • 26374

              #7
              Originally posted by RogueScholar
              Warning: You must be at least "This High" to get on this ride.
              That's actually pretty good

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              • Junkyard Dog
                SBR MVP
                • 03-12-07
                • 4552

                #8
                Expires March 18th 2002
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                • chikenkiwi2
                  SBR Sharp
                  • 07-16-08
                  • 318

                  #9
                  Piiyb?
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                  • Matt Rain
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 02-13-07
                    • 5001

                    #10
                    Originally posted by RogueScholar
                    Warning: You must be at least "This High" to get on this ride.
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                    • Shark79
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-19-07
                      • 11211

                      #11
                      Buy me another beer ... you still look ugly.
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                      • fiveteamer
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 04-14-08
                        • 10805

                        #12
                        txt her this: "can I smell UR cunt?"

                        girls love this type of talk. I call it sexy talk.
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                        • Iwinyourmoney
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 04-18-07
                          • 18368

                          #13
                          Originally posted by RogueScholar
                          Warning: You must be at least "This High" to get on this ride.
                          Im hungover as fuk, so its probably why, but I dont understand it
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                          • RogueScholar
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 02-05-07
                            • 5082

                            #14
                            Dude, it's like at the theme park. They have some goofy sign with its hand out saying "You must be this tall to board this ride." You're the ride, she must be "This High". Get it?
                            Originally posted by StraitShooter
                            90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                            • Iwinyourmoney
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 04-18-07
                              • 18368

                              #15
                              ahhh got it!
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