In-Game Oscars Thread

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Sure why not!

Anyone have some wagers to root in?

I laid off, but I know who I think will win.

Robyn did a few bets.

[pavyracer]

Only queers watch the Oscars. Real men watch sports and gamble.

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Good point Pavy. I'm abandoning this thread and going to lose more money on bball.

[pavyracer]

Good point Pavy. I'm abandoning this thread and going to lose more money on bball.

Atta Boy!

[j0hnnyv]

mickey rourke best actor for the wrestler -185

LOCK IT UP!!

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If Rourke doesn't win that award, he is robbed bigtime.

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Someone PLEASE make Goldie Hawn put on more clothes!!

[Panic]

Can they cut the show down to 1 hour? This 3 hour bullshit has to go.

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What did Penelope just say???? I have no clue.

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I dont know. I was hoping a tit would pop out.

[Robyn]

I don't know what she said but she makes me angry. Before I placed a bet against her, I should have friggin remembered that she was in a Woody Allen movie!!!!!!!! Of COURSE she was going to win by being in a Woody Allen movie! FUK!@

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Robyn you're about a good a gambler as me.

Someone named Courtney Hunt just got a nomination for something.

Do her friends call her Chunt?

[Panic]

Is this shit gonna be a cryfest allnight? Trying gambling, pal. You'll really know crying.

[smarmy]

I know I haven't posted for a bit but you just know that this thread was going to attract me.

Bread, you are a homo for watching this shit. Let alone betting on it.

homo.

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Oh Panicballs...just wait til the Heath Ledger moment! Gonna be a bunch of millionaires jerking ea other off using tears as lubricant.

I CAN'T FREAGGIN WAIT!!!

[tullamore]

What did Penelope just say???? I have no clue.

Everytime I see her I think off the movie Blow. Man it would great to blow lines off her ass.

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I take pleasure in the fact that Anniston has to sit there and look at Pitt and Jolie holding hands in the front row.

I live off others' pain.

[Panic]

Jack Black may be the most overrated comedian to ever live. How this guy made it in movies is one of lifes great mysteries.

[fiveteamer]

Wow, pico just won an Oscar guys!

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Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto.

[Robyn]

The Asian who just won was absolutely precious. PRECIOUS I SAY!

"uh, sank you"

[Panic]

*note to self* If you ever win an Oscar, workout before hand. The award is heavy.

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Note to self...keep my wife and my mistresses away from Hugh ****in Jackman.

[Panic]

No thank you to Brad Pitt for turning that piece of crap into an Oscar winner.

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Sarah Jessica Parker could be shot with a rifle, and a hunter wearing a flannel cap come out and drag her corpse off stage, and I would not be shocked.

I would understand that the hunter had to do it to protect the humans there.

[Panic]

A young Tarantino. Perfect.

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WHO ARE THESE TWO METH HEADS?!?!

[Panic]

They could not haved created less energy had they just come out there and stood without speaking for that entire minute.

[Casperwaits]

Would somebody please tellme why Billy Crystal is not hosting this? Hugh f*king Jackman? Jeesh. I need beer.

[Robyn]

Why wasn't Dustin Hoffman nominated for that shitty movie where he meets some woman in the airport? That is the kind of crap the Academy loves.

[Robyn]

Would somebody please tellme why Billy Crystal is not hosting this? Hugh f*king Jackman? Jeesh. I need beer.

What happened to Jon Stewart? Did he just stop trying now that Obama won?

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I would rather watch Hugh Jackman anyday over Billy Fckin Crystal. Jeezus Jelly Sticks!!!

[Panic]

Why wasn't Dustin Hoffman nominated for that shitty movie where he meets some woman in the airport? That is the kind of crap the Academy loves.

Because to many people actually went to see it.

[Panic]

funny shit. Stiller.

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Natalie Portman is stunning.