My Bum Made The Post Of The Century Last Night

isetcap · 09-13-06, 01:49 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Here it is boys and 100% correct. This man will live to 100!!

Excellent stories JJGOLD.I personally don't have any worries in my life as I am 41,never married and no kids.I live a life of leisure,stay up till 2am,get up just before noon.I work as a waiter in a fine dining restaurant 4 nights a week from 6pm to 11pm.So thats only 20 hours a week.I simply don't trust women and have chosen to stay single and am very happy for making that decision.My average tips per night are between $100 to $200,was $130 tonight.It is much cheaper to pay a woman for casual visits than it is to have a wife.It is also stress free.I find in general that women cannot be trusted.

Oh yes, that's the "good" life.

rolemand · 09-13-06, 01:53 PM

Personally I think MY BUM is wasting the best part of the day - the morning is a great time to get out do some fun stuff while everyone is at work. Like GOLFING. You got the whole course to yourself.

jjgold · 09-13-06, 01:54 PM

You know what sucks about marriage is when your wife makes it look like she is doing you a favor to have sex, like a gift or getting lucky.

I love when married men say I got "lucky" last night thinking they meant gambling but they meant they got laid by their wives Unfukkin real, that is what marriage has come too. It is a fukkin chore to wives to have sex and they do not even like it. I remember my wives use to just lay there and I would pound away and they just wanted to get it over with. What kind of shit is that??

Heck I pay for it now and at least they pretend to like it and I can pick who I want whether an East Indian women or a white women.

MrX · 09-13-06, 02:04 PM

When I saw the title of this thread I thought that JJ was literally posting with his ass...

which, I thought, actually explained a lot.

Turns out 'My Bum' is actually someone's username. My mistake.

isetcap · 09-13-06, 02:08 PM

Originally posted by MrX

...which, I thought, actually explained a lot.

Turns out 'My Bum' is actually someone's username. My mistake.

Are you suggesting that JJ often speaks out of his Ass?

tomcast · 09-13-06, 02:16 PM

I love women.

Melkiavez · 09-13-06, 04:05 PM

it all changes when you marry who you really love...it does not matter if you are 78 and she 75, if you love her she will always be the one!!

when it comes to the kids, man!! that's you in little, mini me...
it's incredible how you can help their lives out, as long as you love them... otherwise.... you are screwed, they are screwed.

pags11 · 09-14-06, 04:09 AM

I love women as well, tomcast...just don't want them around when I'm handicapping football...

jjgold · 09-14-06, 05:58 AM

Most women are just nasty after you get to know them, I know no one that is happily married. The ones that say they are just lie.

Look at all the women customer service agents offshore...they are mad at the world when you call.

Melkiavez · 09-14-06, 08:48 AM

I am really happy with my marriage, I know her since 1995, got married back on the change of century, it is hard sometimes... you know, but worth it, hasn't been always like this ... we split it once for like 5 months, I started a relation with 3 different women at the same time... I AM A JEDI PIMP!!!

each of them completely different in every sense, well, after going out, have sex, meet their parents, blah, blah, blah, I completely understood that the woman that really moves my heart towards love is my wife... the one and the only.... could it be cause the years we've spent together?? Maybe...

Probably she is really a witch...

...hehehe

Sex is great, she begs for it... a 45 year old lady once told me, as long as you get to really see her in the eye, you will never miss her youth and as long as you can give her orgasms whatever way... she will be always yours... in La Beautiful Costa Rica, we have a MACHO problem…most of the girls here don’t get sexually satisfied that often, the guys here usually do the “Bam Wham Thank You Madam” without considering the chick’s orgasm….probably that’s why the are mad at the world….

Bless.

jjgold · 09-14-06, 11:09 AM

Melker strong post, I actually do not even like sex anymore, too much of a hassle.

I also have heard reports that if you do not give a woman oral sex she will never be totally satisified and might leave you.

I am too macho to do that act.

Melkiavez · 09-14-06, 11:58 AM

That report is true!!!

I got my tongue pierced already. HAHAHAHA, she was like : " UGLY!!! " first time she saw it and after it got completely healed, she was like " OH MY GOD!!! "

MY BUM · 09-14-06, 01:43 PM

Thanks for the fine compliment JJGOLD.People are all different and there are some who really enjoy being married with kids and I think that's great.I am just somewhat of a different sort who really enjoys the freedoms of never having to get up with an alarm clock,or screaming kids and nobody moving my things around so I can't find them.I quite enjoy being home alone where I have tons of different things to do to keep me occupied.I live in a condo with an indoor pool and weight room.I really hope to live to 100 and the funny thing about it is that I don't smoke or drink as I just detest the taste of any kind of alcohol.I work out with heavy weights and swim regularly.I find that women can also be quite a drain financially and my goal has always been financial freedom.I want to retire and live off interest income.Put your money to work for you,whether by gambling or buying stocks and bonds.I also run a business where I make and sell hockey fight videos.

isetcap · 09-14-06, 03:53 PM

Originally posted by MY BUM

...I also run a business where I make and sell hockey fight videos.

Oh man, this is a JJ ghost. He's awarding himself The Post of the Century. Come on JJ, you've got to switch up the style a little bit!

jjgold · 09-14-06, 04:20 PM

Icer it is not me, too busy to ghost

mods will confirm

isetcap · 09-14-06, 04:30 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Icer it is not me, too busy to ghost

mods will confirm

You're too busy ghosting to ghost! I know you're not still busy selling those damn laptops since you said you couldn't give me a deal on the one I bought because you only had 2 left. By the way, is the monitor portion of the laptop I bought from you going to be coming any time soon? I'm also missing the 'J', '$', '@', and 'ENTER' keys from my keyboard. You said it was "lightly" used JJ! You said it was probably the laptop some little dainty sorority girl from Louisville used for her senior year. I'm not so sure about that. It smells like old cheese.

spliff · 09-14-06, 09:54 PM

I couldn't live like that, way too boring. Give me my screaming child and draining wife any day of the week.

pags11 · 09-15-06, 03:42 AM

melkiavez,

I like what you're bringing to the forum bud...I like this talk of women...

Mudcat · 09-15-06, 07:50 AM

Originally posted by isetcap

Oh man, this is a JJ ghost. He's awarding himself The Post of the Century. Come on JJ, you've got to switch up the style a little bit!

Right on the money. Exact same style. Clearly a jj ghost.

Congrats on Post of The Century, Bummer. That must be a very rewarding feeling.

Originally posted by jjgold

Icer it is not me, too busy to ghost

mods will confirm

This is exactly what he said last year when he was first busted for being "Slugger." I was a mod at the time and I can state for 100% certainty that jj was Slugger.

jj claiming to be too busy

Stumpage · 09-15-06, 08:54 AM

Man, what a bizarre thread. Kinda depressing actually lol.....Regardless, I love my family and, of course, wagering. Really no problem to enjoy both as long as you keep them in that order...

pags11 · 09-16-06, 02:16 AM

great thread...

isetcap · 09-16-06, 05:34 AM

In all seriousness, living life without a partner to share your dreams and happiness is an emptiness that is hard to comprehend when you truly sit down and think about it. Those that feel differently may be sincere, but likely they have neglected to give enough thought to the subject in question, which tends to be the primary problem humanity seems to have as a whole.

imgv94 · 09-16-06, 05:43 AM

A Woman will either MAKE or BREAK a man. And thats that.. Very simple

Dark Horse · 09-16-06, 07:38 AM

No idea for how many men I'm speaking, but I can hardly imagine I'm the only one.

Marriage. I have a very good wife. Beautiful, stunning. But to me there's very little difference between monogamy and monotony. Each person is like a mirror, in which we see ourselves reflected. Why would I always want to see the same reflection of myself?!

It must have slipped my mind when I voted for monogamy, because I couldn't have been born into a society that is obsessed with it, could I? Without a doubt my natural 'state' is polygamy. I'm also good at being single. But I suck at monogamy. I just don't have the kind of attention span that lasts fifty years. It's not that I'm bad at attention span. I can watch three football games in a row.

Here's what really pis*ses me off. Homos can marry now, in some states, but I can't have four or five wives?! WTF?!! I know that there are plenty of women who would be into this. I've had good friends telling me, with my wife in the conversation, that they'd love to be my 2nd and 3rd wives. Why would some corrupt pricks in DC get to decide if that is legal or illegal?

Anyway, feels good to get this off my chest once in a while.

imgv94 · 09-16-06, 07:45 AM

Wow Dark Horse I never thought of you to be that kind of person.. Mr.Big Love himself.

Dark Horse · 09-16-06, 07:55 AM

I forgot to add that many societies, throughout history, have been into polygamy. So this is not some strange idea.

Not intended sexually, IMG, if that is what you mean. In fact, it takes a level of sex control to make it work. Sorry to disappoint you.

Dark Horse · 09-16-06, 08:01 AM

You're still up, man? lol

Me too.

This is sick.

imgv94 · 09-16-06, 08:03 AM

I have heard that there would be alot of fraudulent marriages if this was allowed..

imgv94 · 09-16-06, 08:05 AM

Originally posted by Dark Horse

You're still up, man? lol

Me too.

This is sick.

I know why I am up. I drank Caffeine Free Pepsi at my friends house. I swear that stuff still has Caffeine. Everytime I drink I am wired.. what are you doing up?

Dark Horse · 09-16-06, 08:42 AM

I had coffee at 2 AM. Time for another one. lol

Good luck today!

imgv94 · 09-16-06, 08:45 AM

Yeah you too man. I have alot of games to watch

JoshW · 09-16-06, 10:17 AM

Based on the title, this thread was actually better than I thought it would be LMAO. I like the polygamy talk Dark Horse. Not sure if it would work for a whole society, but don't see why it should be illegal.

Dark Horse · 09-16-06, 11:02 AM

Just for those who are so inclined. All based on free will; nothing forced. To me it would be much more dynamic than the constant energy exchange between two people. Not even close. The idea that a government can tell me that I'm allowed to marry only one woman (at a time) is so foreign to me, I can't even begin to explain. Look at the divorce rate. What is it? 60-something percent? It's not like monogamy is a huge success.

pags11 · 09-18-06, 03:53 AM

isetcap,

I like living alone...had a broad over after football last night, and am alone again capping tonight...I like having company when I want it...