UFC 95: Sanchez vs Stevenson
Is anyone else a little freaked out because the headliner of UFC 95 involves "Nightmare" and "Daddy." No Daddy, don't touch me there! AHHHH! Well the UFC is back in London again for a lackluster card. Thank goodness this one is a freebie on Spike. Here we go...
JOE STEVENSON +255
DIEGO SANCHEZ -315
This is going to be the loudest fight ever in the UFC. Does anyone grunt and umph more than these two? There will be more UGGHHHS than a fight with your porcelain bowl after a night of Taco Bell topped off by White Castle.
JOE STEVENSON +255
DIEGO SANCHEZ -315
This is going to be the loudest fight ever in the UFC. Does anyone grunt and umph more than these two? There will be more UGGHHHS than a fight with your porcelain bowl after a night of Taco Bell topped off by White Castle.
Makes me poo
They should just mute the sound on this fight and do the old Adam West Batman effects. BAM! POW! ZAP! and ZING!
SANCHEZ -315
DAN HARDY -115
RORY MARKHAM -115
For action, mystery, and cliff-hanging suspense, read The Hardy Boys mystery series featuring the thrilling adventures of America's favorite detective duo. Millions of young readers have teamed up with the Hardy Boys in their quest to bring criminals to justice.
SANCHEZ -315
DAN HARDY -115
RORY MARKHAM -115
For action, mystery, and cliff-hanging suspense, read The Hardy Boys mystery series featuring the thrilling adventures of America's favorite detective duo. Millions of young readers have teamed up with the Hardy Boys in their quest to bring criminals to justice.
Here's a few questions. Where are the police? These two boys go around solving a shit-ton of mysteries and law enforcement is nowhere to be found. Do these boys go to school? Apparently not, because their too busy solving the Secret of Pirate Hill. Girlfriends????? Nowhere to be found.
DAN HARDY -115
NATE MARQUARDT -275
WILSON GOUVEIA +215
The World Health Organization estimates that one-third of the world is well-fed, one-third is under-fed, and one-third is starving. Since you've read this at least 200 people have died of starvation. Over 4 million will die this year.
DAN HARDY -115
NATE MARQUARDT -275
WILSON GOUVEIA +215
The World Health Organization estimates that one-third of the world is well-fed, one-third is under-fed, and one-third is starving. Since you've read this at least 200 people have died of starvation. Over 4 million will die this year.
Don't worry, Wilson Gouveia is not going to be one of those 4 million. This boy's love of food is apparent by him coming in at 4 pounds over weight the last time he fought. Haha chubby-fat-ass!
MARQUARDT -275
CHAEL SONNEN +215
DEMIAN MAIA -275
Damion... No it's Demian... Huh? Damon? No. Demian. Huh? OK, whatever. Who is he fighting? Cael.. No its Chael... What? Kale.. No, it's Chael... That's what I said.
Demian is a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. A three time World Cup Champion. A two time World Champion. The Pan American Champion 2006. The ADCC Champion 2007. A four time Brazilian Champion.
This is all MEANINGLESS to Chael. Because he doesn't believe that you can rank toughness. Oh but there's no doubt that he still gets his ass kicked.
DEMIAN MAIA -275
PAULO THIAGO +375
JOSH KOSCHECK -455
Koscheck was fighting on the "Fight for the Troops" card back in December. This was a great event that raised money for soldiers with a Traumatic Brain Injury (TBI).
Unfortuantley Koscheck didn't get the memo. The idea was to donate and raise money for TBI, not to give someone a TBI. KOSCHECK -455
MARQUARDT -275
CHAEL SONNEN +215
DEMIAN MAIA -275
Damion... No it's Demian... Huh? Damon? No. Demian. Huh? OK, whatever. Who is he fighting? Cael.. No its Chael... What? Kale.. No, it's Chael... That's what I said.
Demian is a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. A three time World Cup Champion. A two time World Champion. The Pan American Champion 2006. The ADCC Champion 2007. A four time Brazilian Champion.
This is all MEANINGLESS to Chael. Because he doesn't believe that you can rank toughness. Oh but there's no doubt that he still gets his ass kicked.
DEMIAN MAIA -275
PAULO THIAGO +375
JOSH KOSCHECK -455
Koscheck was fighting on the "Fight for the Troops" card back in December. This was a great event that raised money for soldiers with a Traumatic Brain Injury (TBI).
Unfortuantley Koscheck didn't get the memo. The idea was to donate and raise money for TBI, not to give someone a TBI. KOSCHECK -455