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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Met Fighting Illini Today
    Caught up with him at racetrack in Freehold, NJ. I guess it was cool we met but I probably would not meet him again. The typical "he was not the same as on phone" type thing. I thought he was edgy and looked uncomfortable with me on other side of table. I did nothing to embarrass him and just told some knock knock type jokes to loosen him up and he did not even smile back. H actually barely talked an just nodded his head all the time. I would like talk about the posters and make jokes and he just to keep the same face. I do not know if he did not feel well or was nervous. I think it was nerves. I even went up to him and head slapped him as a joke and he flinched and backed away from me. I swear I do not bite guys. We bet a few races and I would yell and scream and he just sat there. I knew a few guys there and we fukked around shadow boxing and telling jokes but Illini just sat their like a Zombi. On the phone the guy is cool and talks a lot. I even when women walked by said shit like "you fat fuk", "hey babe", made girations at them and I thought this would loosen him up but again seemed out there and distant from me. I even threw beer on a guy I knew and wehad fun laughing about it. My friend Steve was there and I asked him in front of the whole area how big his cock was as a joke and Illini again just sat there. I just wore a regular tanktop and yellow designer sweats. This guys has seen in in vids and know I can get a little crazy and knew about my looks so he had an indea od me that should of made him comfortable. I do not get it

    He barely ate, I ate like a fukkin animal and enjoyed myself. I think maybe he thought I was too flamboyant or loud. People on the phone vs in person is a different ball game. I thought he would be different and talk about girls and shit. I even a few times talked about banging girls in the ass and he did not really want to talk about it.

    He asked my like 7 question for the 2.5 hours we spent together and all basics like are you married, what books do you play at, ect. Fuk he knew all that already. I thought we would do some coke at the track and just gamble and try to pick up ladies at the bar. I did one thing stupid as I tried to drag him to the bar with me by his feet and he got upset and the boys all laughed but he thought it was not funny so I aplogize guy, anyway thanks for meeting.

    This was my take
  • onthewhat
    Restricted User
    • 05-14-08
    • 15411

    #2
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    • Chi_archie
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-22-08
      • 63172

      #3
      longest post by JJ in a looooooong time.

      like some of the epic stories he used to tell at other boards, 2,3,4 years ago
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      • MonkeyF0cker
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 06-12-07
        • 12144

        #4
        That's one of your better posts in quite some time, jj.
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        • Nicky Santoro
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 04-08-08
          • 16103

          #5
          Did JJ really meet Illini today?


          NO -445
          YES +365



          but still a great story jjcole.
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          • pavyracer
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 04-12-07
            • 82899

            #6
            Who is Fighting Illini? I know a Flying Illini I met today at 1:00 pm at Woodbridge Diner, NJ for lunch and beer.
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            • tullamore
              SBR MVP
              • 07-17-07
              • 3586

              #7
              Nicky, I take no for the max.
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              • RogueJuror
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 07-08-08
                • 10010

                #8
                yeah coach we need more like this one

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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  I have no time to write long posts, I do too much shit like make videos, handicap games, maintain excellent spreadsheet records and sing a little on the side.
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                  • RogueJuror
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 07-08-08
                    • 10010

                    #10
                    more singing and less dancing, preferably Sinatra

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                    • Chi_archie
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-22-08
                      • 63172

                      #11
                      voice like a black
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                      • RogueJuror
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 07-08-08
                        • 10010

                        #12
                        some Barry White might not sound so bad

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                        • blittydeuce
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 06-11-08
                          • 5572

                          #13
                          Solid Story JJ. Although I doubt it ever happened with Flyer. Im sure it was very similar to a real life experience you have had before....

                          Except maybe you were the one in 'Flyer's' position
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                          • Bread
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-16-08
                            • 23726

                            #14
                            Why did you drag him by his feet? Was he shy?
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                            • Richkas
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 02-03-08
                              • 19396

                              #15
                              Originally posted by jjgold
                              Caught up with him at racetrack in Freehold, NJ. I guess it was cool we met but I probably would not meet him again. The typical "he was not the same as on phone" type thing. I thought he was edgy and looked uncomfortable with me on other side of table. I did nothing to embarrass him and just told some knock knock type jokes to loosen him up and he did not even smile back. H actually barely talked an just nodded his head all the time. I would like talk about the posters and make jokes and he just to keep the same face. I do not know if he did not feel well or was nervous. I think it was nerves. I even went up to him and head slapped him as a joke and he flinched and backed away from me. I swear I do not bite guys. We bet a few races and I would yell and scream and he just sat there. I knew a few guys there and we fukked around shadow boxing and telling jokes but Illini just sat their like a Zombi. On the phone the guy is cool and talks a lot. I even when women walked by said shit like "you fat fuk", "hey babe", made girations at them and I thought this would loosen him up but again seemed out there and distant from me. I even threw beer on a guy I knew and wehad fun laughing about it. My friend Steve was there and I asked him in front of the whole area how big his cock was as a joke and Illini again just sat there. I just wore a regular tanktop and yellow designer sweats. This guys has seen in in vids and know I can get a little crazy and knew about my looks so he had an indea od me that should of made him comfortable. I do not get it

                              He barely ate, I ate like a fukkin animal and enjoyed myself. I think maybe he thought I was too flamboyant or loud. People on the phone vs in person is a different ball game. I thought he would be different and talk about girls and shit. I even a few times talked about banging girls in the ass and he did not really want to talk about it.

                              He asked my like 7 question for the 2.5 hours we spent together and all basics like are you married, what books do you play at, ect. Fuk he knew all that already. I thought we would do some coke at the track and just gamble and try to pick up ladies at the bar. I did one thing stupid as I tried to drag him to the bar with me by his feet and he got upset and the boys all laughed but he thought it was not funny so I aplogize guy, anyway thanks for meeting.

                              This was my take
                              How old was he?
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                              • j0hnnyv
                                SBR MVP
                                • 01-06-09
                                • 3620

                                #16
                                jj next time u come to borgata lemme kno pal. i guarantee u i will talk
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                                • sickler
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 06-05-08
                                  • 15006

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Bread
                                  Why did you drag him by his feet? Was he shy?

                                  He has a full head of hair.

                                  (mop up a spill...)
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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388179

                                    #18
                                    He was like 40
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                                    • Tsoprano
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 04-14-08
                                      • 26374

                                      #19
                                      Flyer's reply should be interesting.
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                                      • Richkas
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 02-03-08
                                        • 19396

                                        #20
                                        Lets see, he's a loud mouth tough guy on the internet but not in person


                                        makes sense
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                                        • Tsoprano
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 04-14-08
                                          • 26374

                                          #21
                                          Richie, go steal from your local supermarket, we don't like you pal.
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                                          • RogueJuror
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 07-08-08
                                            • 10010

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Richkas
                                            Lets see, he's a loud mouth tough guy on the internet but not in person


                                            makes sense
                                            uncle richie you know this story is as real as you going to jail, you know it, flyer is a cool dude

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                                            • SlickFazzer
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 05-22-08
                                              • 20209

                                              #23
                                              interesting thread.
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                                              • Richkas
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 02-03-08
                                                • 19396

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Tsoprano
                                                Richie, go steal from your local supermarket, we don't like you pal.
                                                Believe me the feelings mutual.

                                                And I am not here to make friends.
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                                                • Richkas
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 02-03-08
                                                  • 19396

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by RogueJuror
                                                  uncle richie you know this story is as real as you going to jail, you know it, flyer is a cool dude
                                                  oh, I thought he really met the guy.
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                                                  • Tsoprano
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 04-14-08
                                                    • 26374

                                                    #26
                                                    Richkas is hated from everyone on here. Maybe 3% like him at best, most people won't actually post their opinion of him on here but the masses think this guy is a scumbag loser.

                                                    Flyer is a solid person with a good head on his shoulders.
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                                                    • sickler
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 06-05-08
                                                      • 15006

                                                      #27
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                                                      • Casperwaits
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 08-25-06
                                                        • 5042

                                                        #28
                                                        JJ, we still down for Wednesday at the Meadowlands?
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                                                        • flyingillini
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 12-06-06
                                                          • 41219

                                                          #29
                                                          JJ, what are you talking about? I have never even been to NJ you ****...Unreal, more stories more stories...
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                                                          • flyingillini
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 12-06-06
                                                            • 41219

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                            Who is Fighting Illini? I know a Flying Illini I met today at 1:00 pm at Woodbridge Diner, NJ for lunch and beer.
                                                            Pavy, I appreciate you picking up the tab buddy! Next time it's on me!
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                                                            • RogueScholar
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 02-05-07
                                                              • 5082

                                                              #31
                                                              This Illini retard should be way more hated on SBR than Uncle Richie. I'll take a pothead over a tweaker anyday of the week. At least Richie nevers changes his story, you can't believe a word out of Illini's lying Jew mouth.

                                                              Originally posted by StraitShooter
                                                              90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                                                              • flyingillini
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 12-06-06
                                                                • 41219

                                                                #32
                                                                Unreal, Unreal
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                                                                • flyingillini
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 12-06-06
                                                                  • 41219

                                                                  #33
                                                                  It makes sense now, he is talking about a poster named Fighting Illini, I am Flying Illini named after the 1989 team, a completely different poster I assume.
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                                                                  • TheRussianMob
                                                                    SBR Hustler
                                                                    • 02-02-09
                                                                    • 61

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by RogueScholar
                                                                    This Illini retard should be way more hated on SBR than Uncle Richie. I'll take a pothead over a tweaker anyday of the week. At least Richie nevers changes his story, you can't believe a word out of Illini's lying Jew mouth.

                                                                    haha Illini go change some more adult diapers
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                                                                    • jjgold
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                                      • 388179

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Illini of curse you were here, your froze Son when we met.

                                                                      Anothe guy afraid of me, I swear I want to meet these college kids no instead of the older guys. I mean thanks for coming but your not who I thought you were.
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