I just thought of the greatest scheme to make money.. eat ur heart out Brock Landers!

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  • daggerkobe
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-25-08
    • 10744

    #1
    I just thought of the greatest scheme to make money.. eat ur heart out Brock Landers!
    Buy life insurance for the SBR stiffs.

    I can take out $1,000,000 life insurance policies on known stiffs such as patty, Dac & Richkas. Anyone interested can join up and contribute to the monthly premium for a % of the prize.

    Then we make their e-lives (their only social lives) as miserable as possible that they get so depressed that they off themselves on Justin TV.

    We then collect a cool $1,000,000 and throw a party at the Venetian in Vegas.

    Easiest money ever made.
  • fiveteamer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-14-08
    • 10805

    #2
    Patty is clear and free, he doesn't owe Jerky anymore.
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    • Boner_18
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-24-08
      • 8301

      #3
      I think suicide invalidates life insurance policies...
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      • sickler
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 06-05-08
        • 15006

        #4
        Wouldn't work.

        Guys who stiff and hang around to take abuse are masochists. They probably enjoy the attention.
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        • daggerkobe
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 03-25-08
          • 10744

          #5
          I've been looking around for quotes... and it seems that in the event of a suicide in the first two years, only the premium is refunded.

          Well, just means we have to be nice to them for 2 years, then turn on them, which is probably the better plan. Build them up and make them feel like SBR royalty, then tear them down. Kinda like how the Aztecs treated one like a king for a year before sacrificing them.
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          • daggerkobe
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-25-08
            • 10744

            #6
            Originally posted by sickler
            Wouldn't work.

            Guys who stiff and hang around to take abuse are masochists. They probably enjoy the attention.

            That's true.......

            Well, I do have plan B. We can hire whores to cozy up to them and become their girlfriends. They would send them sexy pics, cyber with them and make them fall in love.

            Then after 2 years, break up with them. Hopefully sending them in to a deep depression and leading to their demise.
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            • Boner_18
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-24-08
              • 8301

              #7
              I like where this is going.
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              • daggerkobe
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 03-25-08
                • 10744

                #8
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                • Iwinyourmoney
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 04-18-07
                  • 18368

                  #9
                  Dagger I like u. U are as real as it gets around here.
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                  • Immortality
                    Restricted User
                    • 12-20-07
                    • 4599

                    #10
                    Originally posted by fiveteamer
                    Patty is clear and free, he doesn't owe Jerky anymore.
                    Bullshit. JJ paying it off doesn't give Venditto a pass. He is a fvcking stiff.
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                    • pavyracer
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 04-12-07
                      • 82899

                      #11
                      Got stiffed?
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                      • daggerkobe
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 03-25-08
                        • 10744

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Iwinyourmoney
                        Dagger I like u. U are as real as it gets around here.
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                        • daggerkobe
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 03-25-08
                          • 10744

                          #13
                          Originally posted by pavyracer
                          Got stiffed?

                          Years ago.

                          But it was a book.
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