Top 10 Failed Fukin Athaletes at SBR

[AgainstAllOdds]

Poster Name - Sport failed at


1. Deuce (Hockey)
2. Pat Venditto (Baseball)
3. Peter Loshak (Figure Skating)
4. Bread (Badmitton)
5. Nicky Santoro (Hockey)
6. RougueScholor (Womans Tennis)
7. WillieBee (Football)
8. Ganch (Basketball)
9. AgainstAllOdds (Dodgeball)
10.Robyn (Wrestling - Mens Division)


All were failed ****ing athaletes.

[jjgold]

Did Nicky really play hockey?? I did not know this.

[pico]

do we have a failed jockey?

[Chi_archie]

good list

[Chi_archie]

Adding

OntheWhat- competitive eating
pavyracer-nascar
richkas-chess
JJ=synchronized swimming

[Bread]

Funny you sat that..I'm actually a great badminton player son! Come get some!

[topgame85]

Bread made it playing Jai alai

[Bread]

Chula!!

[SlickFazzer]

Bread is actually quite knowledgeable in the Jai alai.

[PuckOff]

Poster Name - Sport failed at

5. Nicky Santoro (Hockey)
All were failed ****ing athaletes.

Nicky only plays Ball Hockey in a tennis court with teeagers.

[pavyracer]

I was a failed MotoGP athlete in 500cc. Never tried NASCAR.

[ryanspeer2001]

failed Nascar Driver here boys, vision too bad to be allowed to drive legally. Mortal lock for not driving.

[AMBlai01]

I want to learn how to play Jai alai

[Bread]

The jai alai groupies are unrivaled. Some even have teeth!

[Willie Bee]

All were failed ****ing athaletes.

Yeah, but I was very good at spelling --- A-T-H-L-E-T-E --- and in the end the ability to string together sentences with correct spelling, punctuation and grammar put a lot of money in my pocket. God bless

[ryanspeer2001]

Yeah, but I was very good at spelling --- A-T-H-L-E-T-E --- and in the end the ability to string together sentences with correct spelling, punctuation and grammar put a lot of money in my pocket. God bless

Fixed*

[AgainstAllOdds]

Background Storys on each.


1. Deuce (Hockey)

Tried out for the Redwings. They hit him so many times during tryouts they felt bad and gave him the waterboy spot.

2. Pat Venditto (Baseball)

Got caught drinking in the dugout and booking action.


3. Peter Loshak (Figure Skating)

Was going for a triple twisty toe looper and broke his knee. To make matters worse, he was also wearing pink tights at the time.


4. Bread (Badmitton)

Had the most potential out of all the people on this list. Suffered too many concussions and had to retire. One was by getting closelined by the net, the other he completely missed the birdy and it smashed him right in the fuking head. (Only bread could pull these two stunts off)


5. Nicky Santoro (Hockey)

The guy played Pro Hockey for a while. He got in one fight with Eric Lindros (and was beaten serverly) and no one ever heard from him again.

6. RougueScholor (Womans Tennis)

Learned he didnt fit in with the other girls after he didnt have the same kind of "bulges" as them.


7. WillieBee (Football)

Willie played for Texas Tech. He got caught putting Jack Daniels in the Gatorade bottles. Unreal.

8. Ganch (Basketball)

Ganch is really a robot.

9. AgainstAllOdds (Dodgeball)

Was the fat one who was always out first. Still has nightmares.

10.Robyn (Wrestling - Mens Division)

Robyn was the allstar the the mens wrestling team. She got busted for taking roids and extra doses of testosterone.

[Bread]

I'm allowing this Loshak talk to happen right now because it's barely staying within the bounds of decency.

But I'm monitoring it very closely. Tread lightly AAO.

[wild willy]

I failed at life ,and still diden't make the top 10.

[Bread]

wild willy just wants to make a list, even if it is as a failure.

AAO hook him up!

[AgainstAllOdds]

Bread this guy is nuts but let me give it a try.

11. Wild Willy (Ping Pong)


Willy was one of the best Ping Pong players in the U.S. Then it sadly all came to an end. He went over to China where competition is much tougher. There he was, in the championship,and finally he had his big moment. He eventually went on to get beat in straight sets by Ting Tang Tow and never even scored a point. He snapped and now takes his anger out on people at SBR.

Thats why I didnt include him...Sad story really, but none the less a failed fukin athalete - wasted talent they call em.

[Bread]

I think he'll like that AAO.

[Nicky Santoro]

very accurate list. spot on.. good job.

[RogueScholar]

What can I say? I just love the spandex and those cute little skirts. And they're always stuffing balls up their skirt, I didn't think mine would be an issue! Anyhow, they may have kicked me out of the WTA, but I got to keep the outfits and I get quite a few dates with them at the gay bars.

[Robyn]

Went to see The Wrestler tonight. Randy 'The Ram' Robinson's real name happens to be Robin Ramzinsky. I did some detective work and put two and two together. AAO...you are not slick like Deuce.

[reno cool]

How about vegas Dave's sumo career?

[tacomax]

the ability to string together sentences with correct spelling, punctuation and grammar put a lot of money in my pocket.

$8 an hour as a filing clerk isn't a lot of money. You didn't make it. God bless.