Poster of the Week: Knock konck, who's there?

[BennyBigNuts]

Sarunas is currently the only poster on my IGNORE list.
Guy talks about cokks more than most of you flames on here and whenever you read a post of his, you become just a little bit dumber.
The Borat movie is like 10 years old now, get over it.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Sarunas is currently the only poster on my IGNORE list...
...whenever you read a post of his, you become just a little bit dumber.

Well you're entitled to your opinion, sir... but according to our latest SBR Consensus Poll numbers, 90% agree that Sarunas has helped konck's posting by 100%

[theclutch7]

theclutch7

LOL I made the cut!

Take the Dog Stanford plus the ten buy it up to 10 half

[konck]

Well you're entitled to your opinion, sir... but according to our latest SBR Consensus Poll numbers, 90% agree that Sarunas has helped konck's posting by 100%

Shut up and go back to workand get ya another taste of that Giant

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Shut up and go back to workand get ya another taste of that Giant

JoJo and I are "workin" right now in the vid dept but I guarantee it won't be posted on SBR

xhamster, maybe... but def not here

BTW konck... while it's clear to everyone w/ a sense of humor that The Giant was joking, Loshak tells me he finds it "cute" that you adopted Benny's lil sayings like "stain" and "flame" etc just like a little boy tries to mimic his favorite player's batting stance, fer example.

Loshak insists you doing this reveals something (and I quote): "That reveals something deep, dark, REPRESSED and twisted about that kinda hero worship of another man." When I asked Loshak to elaborate as to what he really means, all he'd say is:"Well, it's clear Benny is hetero so what the fuk you THINK it means regarding konck?"

Ya know... luv him or hate him, no one can deny that Loshak is... FUKKIN... SHARP.

[Jayvegas420]

Probably the greatest back-handed compliment I have ever been paid.
Hear the way my name rolls off her lips.
Maybe it's just me but, I think there were some sparks there.
5,000 posts & finally things are looking up for jay.

I guess my sarcasm escapes JoJo sometimes. We'll work on this together JoJo.
Awwww, our 1st fight!





Only 2 more to go!

[konck]

JoJo and I are "workin" right now in the vid dept but I guarantee it won't be posted on SBR

xhamster, maybe... but def not here

BTW konck... while it's clear to everyone w/ a sense of humor that The Giant was joking, Loshak tells me he finds it "cute" that you adopted Benny's lil sayings like "stain" and "flame" etc just like a little boy tries to mimic his favorite player's batting stance, fer example.

Loshak insists you doing this reveals something (and I quote): "That reveals something deep, dark, REPRESSED and twisted about that kinda hero worship of another man." When I asked Loshak to elaborate as to what he really means, all he'd say is:"Well, it's clear Benny is hetero so what the fuk you THINK it means regarding konck?"

Ya know... luv him or hate him, no one can deny that Loshak is... FUKKIN... SHARP.

Nobody here takes the time to read your crap...you write books for no reason stick to writing for SBR. I would love to meet you one day because I promise I will punch you right in the fukin mouth no waiting. But we will never know who you really are so thats only a dream. You always talking to Horseshak lol thats like putting your foot in your mouth.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Nobody here takes the time to read your crap...

Ah, yeah, uh huh ... nobody except YOU, obviously.

I would love to meet you one day because I promise I will punch you right in the fukin mouth no waiting.

I got ya THAT worked up... huh, Nancy?
I'm THAT inside your head.

Uh... don't look now konck but everybody can see who's pwning who here, you mental midget you.

But we will never know who you really are so thats only a dream.

I've talked to you before at a Bash, you moron!

Just come up to me at the next one (they will resume) and reintroduce yourself, you goofy lookin fukk you!!!

[konck]

Ill find you one day You never talked to anyone at a bash including me. Post your picture hero Im sure we would be looking at a worm. And your a classy guy....I win an award and you come in the thread with anti gay crap and basically ruining the thread with other gay comments. But thats just showing your ass and how classy you really are.

[BennyBigNuts]

I would love to meet you one day because I promise I will punch you right in the fukin mouth no waiting.

Im sure we would be looking at a worm.

I had to laugh out loud at both of these comments because in all reality they are most likely 100% true. Konck's crazier than I am. And I used to be pretty out there back in the day.

Biteme is always doing some sort of trolling he rarely posts anything worth of reading.
Let's just let it go and go back to posting. Probly in both parties' best interests.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Ill find you one day

THAT important to ya, huh? I've so manipulated you into a frenzy (not hard, you're mentally weak) that what exactly are ya gonna do now to "find" me, konck? Are ya gonna hire a Private Dick (uh, not the kind you usually hire, of course, but the other kind) to track me down?


Seaweed knows Columbo personally so maybe he can hook ya up?

BTW, just how many hours in a day do I occupy your thoughts, konck?

Loshak thinks SBR should set the line in the book at o/u 12 hours

You never talked to anyone at a bash including me.

Wanna bet?

Im sure we would be looking at a worm.

Wanna bet?

And your a classy guy....I win an award and you come in the thread with anti gay crap and basically ruining the thread with other gay comments.

You mean, like this one:

and get ya another taste of that Giant

Oh wait... hmmm... oh, that's right... that was YOU.

I had to laugh out loud at both of these comments because in all reality they are most likely 100% true.

Don't bet too much on that one, Benny... wouldn't want ya losing your 'roll.

Konck's crazier than I am. And I used to be pretty out there back in the day.

Do you two even realize how mentally weak and ridiculous you guys sound? Don't answer... it's rhetorical.
Benny... weren't you gonna hunt down Opie and beat him up?Uh, yeah... that was you. All over words on a screen on the Interwebs. Now, here's your lapdog konck running the same mentally weak-sauce playbook.

Hey you two... if words on a 'puter screen hurt you THAT bad... maybe it's time to reassess just how rough & tuff you both imagine you are?

Biteme is always doing some sort of trolling he rarely posts anything worth of reading

Don't look now lil Ben but many on SBR would disagree w/ you.

Let's just let it go and go back to posting. Probly in both parties' best interests.

Here's the factual dealio: I had never said ONE WORD to konck, ever, about anything... UNTIL, out of the blue, he began running his diarrhea mouth trying to disparage my poker stuff here (SBR lets him win yadda yadda more retard stuff yadda yadda). Prior, I never paid any attention to the moron. BUT, it's like I think I mentioned to ya before: I don't START anything... but I'll damn sure FINISH. Think Mariano Rivera.

One last thing, Benny, before we all just "go back to posting": The tone you strike in this thread is considerably different then the tone you convey in the PM you sent me ---

"Calm down with Konck why are you always on his ass?"

It's the ol chicken or egg thing, Ben. If konck never ran his diarrehea mouth.....

And hey, stop trying to be like konck's daddy like the guy that knocks on the neighbor's door cuz his kid's being "picked on"

Let him go... he's a big boy... let konck fight his own battles

[Jayvegas420]

Kock, you're getting your A$$ handed to you in your own POTW thread.
WTF?
You have over 8000 posts. You're a somebody. You're important.
Do something.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Kock, you're getting your A$$ handed to you... Do something.

He IS gonna do something, Jay.

He's gonna hire "The A Team" to ferociously track me down cuz he's mentally weak and I've hurt his feelings with words on the screen.

Poor, poor konck. I'm feeling kinda bad now I made him curl up in the fetal position and he now feels compelled to flex his e-muscles and threaten to beat me up to "save face".

He better hurry up tho, Jay... cuz Mr. T ain't really got that much time left to go on many more missions.

[konck]

Kock, you're getting your A$$ handed to you in your own POTW thread.
WTF?
You have over 8000 posts. You're a somebody. You're important.
Do something.

not really the guy is a low class loser and a fake he spends his day writing books and fairy tales who cares Im done wasting any time responding to that idiot I said my piece ...still no picture like I figured. Of course my haters say owned ...but did you really read his page long post? I'll doubt it

[manny24]

holy balls biter just choke-slammed koncker on his own shit

never seen anything like this before kid got his dikk knocked in the dirt here

konck didn't anyone ever tell you not to shake a stick in the cage of a madtiger?

[konck]

holy balls biter just choke-slammed koncker on his own shit

never seen anything like this before kid got his dikk knocked in the dirt here

konck didn't anyone ever tell you not to shake a stick in the cage of a madtiger?

Like I said only my haters will jump in here and say owned. But who cares have your fun lawn mower man it really doesnt bother me Time to pick some football winners for me

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Im done wasting any time responding...

You always say that... every time I BURY you.
But then a lil time passes, you start running your diarrhea mouth again and I end up kickin ya so hard ya start wearing your ass for a hat.

still no picture like I figured.

Sorry pal... you're gonna have to get your wank material from the usual sites ya go to

Of course my haters say owned

Well, yeah, sure... them and just bout EVERYONE else. ('cept your daddy)
It's just what happens when you're... well... actually OWNED.

...but did you really read his page long post? I'll doubt it

He did... just like YOU and many others did.
Who you zoomin'?

Say konck... FYI: George Peppard is dead.

[pavyracer]

Konck konck koncking on a heaven's door

What a powerful ballad!

[PAULYPOKER]

So this is what poster of the week really means............Lol

[konck]

Ah, yeah, uh huh ... nobody except YOU, obviously.



I got ya THAT worked up... huh, Nancy?
I'm THAT inside your head.

Uh... don't look now konck but everybody can see who's pwning who here, you mental midget you.



I've talked to you before at a Bash, you moron!

Just come up to me at the next one (they will resume) and reintroduce yourself, you goofy lookin fukk you!!!

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I actually have been to 2 bashs both were before your join date. So unless you were working for SBR your a fake. And if you were working for SBR your a fake so either way GFYWanna betOWNED

[konck]

Write another book hereYour still owned for being a fake to bad about the hire date

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

GreaT STUFF!

Lots of funny stuff in here but without question the funniest is konck actually believing he won some kind of prestigious award here. Read what he wrote... he's deluded nuff to think POTW really means sumpthin'. How pathetic is THAT?

What's also funny is the PROOF POSITIVE of how much I've manipulated him and how much I OWN his brain (ah, what little he has of one, of course). He says THIS early yesterday:

Originally Posted by konck
Im done wasting any time responding...

BUT... as everyone can see, HE... JUST... CAN'T... HELP... HIMSELF. This is how much I control him. He thinks about me ALL THE TIME and can't control himself, it's obvious. He doesn't even have the ability to do what he says he's gonna do.

And he needs his daddy Benny (who's more than willing) to come in and SEND ME PM's to help fight his battles. How sad is THAT? Even ran the same playbook as Benny when gettin his ass kicked in a thread (Benny was gonna hunt down and fight Opie when Opie was handing it to him, too). How MENTALLY WEAK are these 2 clowns?
Maybe they can team up and fight me 2 on 1? Afterall... they're both "crazy" ya know... ooooh... scary shit

Ya know... my experiences as an Army Vet has taught me to spot mental weakness from miles away

Has either konck or Benny put on a uniform to fight & defend their country? Ahhh... didn't think so.

BUT... they both have the ability to hunt down and fight posters on the Interwebs who are kickin their ass in threads. Real ruff & tumble guys these 2

And lastly... hey konck, wasn't it YOU that said I worked for SBR? Ah, yeah... thought so numbnuts
Cue konck & Benny "tag-team" in 3... 2... 1....

[konck]

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[konck]

End of thread for me. Im not going to sit here an Ebattle a fake. He got caught ln a lie couldnt respond to it wrote another book. And really I was thinking I dont want to lower myself to and Ebattle with a kid who is a fraud.

[manny24]

biter thank you for your service to our great country

koncker thank you for getting served here also

[Jayvegas420]

What I find most confusing is that when Kock posts, he seems genuinely surprised that he is treated this way. It's confusing because it's hard to believe that someone who conducts themselves in this manner, hasn't been served before. It's almost like Kock is unawre that he's an A$$ HOLE, and that's what I find most perplexing about him.

There's just no way he's made it this far in his life & we're the only ones who have called him on his BS?
There's just no way, unless he really never leaves his house. But he claims to work in a casino so, even more confusing.
Either way, this is an example of what can happen to you when you take the opinions of stragngers too seriously.

GL Kock, it appears you are well on your way to POTM!

[RudyRuetigger]

it was funny, but i erased it due to the new bully policy.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

End of thread for me.

Whoa... kocker... FYI: It was the end for you ~40 posts ago


Btw... where I am a fraud?

Army vet =

Date last Halloween =

Oh... you mean the JoJo shtick and being an SBR employee?
Well, numbnuts... anyone with a brain knows it was just my way of manipulating you... being at one time you were so convinced I was an employee here.

Kinda like THIS, kock:

Manny... TY for the sentiments, sir, and let's remember all are Active Duty especially on this Veteran's Day.


Oh, and konck :

[El Nino]

Happy Veteran's Day, Biteme

[Jayvegas420]

Happy V-Day Bite.......Unless this is just another hook for Kock!
Even if it is, Happy V-Day anyway!

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Thanx guys... and Jay, lol... nope, not another hook for the dumbest POTW ever... I'm a Vet and proud of it.

Ya know, a lot of things piss me off bout my country (hence my username, of course) BUT I love the good ol US of A and YES, absolutely it's the BEST G-DAMM COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.