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  • VegasDave
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 01-03-07
    • 8056

    #1
    Is this a Texas thing or were these two just weird?
    I go to Wendys to get a burger and fries for lunch.

    I sit down at my table and hear country music blaring through the place. Not thrilled about this, but not surprised at all.

    Then these two girls sit down in my line of vision; both are a little heavy. One is cute, one not so much. But their looks are irrelevant anyway.

    They each had a chocolate shake, chicken nuggets, and fries.

    They proceeded to eat all of their fries, dipping every single one of them into their chocolate shake.

    Chocolate Shake + French Fries... Texas Delicacy or two girls just finding new creative ways to ingest more calories-per-bite?
  • InTheHole
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-28-08
    • 15243

    #2
    Very common
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    • onthewhat
      Restricted User
      • 05-14-08
      • 15411

      #3
      Glad to see you are eating healthy
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      • Francis Sollozzo
        SBR MVP
        • 11-15-07
        • 2381

        #4
        Originally posted by VegasDave
        I go to Wendys to get a burger and fries for lunch.

        I sit down at my table and hear country music blaring through the place. Not thrilled about this, but not surprised at all.

        Then these two girls sit down in my line of vision; both are a little heavy. One is cute, one not so much. But their looks are irrelevant anyway.

        They each had a chocolate shake, chicken nuggets, and fries.

        They proceeded to eat all of their fries, dipping every single one of them into their chocolate shake.

        Chocolate Shake + French Fries... Texas Delicacy or two girls just finding new creative ways to ingest more calories-per-bite?
        This gave me a semi woody
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        • The Seer
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 10-29-07
          • 10641

          #5
          Dave, no offense but from what I have seen, u are not ready for the cover of Men's Fitness yourself. Weren't u eating a burger and fries. I assume you were drinking a sugar loaded drink too.
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          • SlickFazzer
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 05-22-08
            • 20209

            #6
            Dave, do you live near Luckenback?

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            • onthewhat
              Restricted User
              • 05-14-08
              • 15411

              #7
              Dave how many burgers and fries did you consume exactly?

              Nicky we need odds here
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              • The Seer
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 10-29-07
                • 10641

                #8
                supersize me
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                • SlickFazzer
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 05-22-08
                  • 20209

                  #9
                  Dave can take down quarter pounders like its nobodies business. If we ever have a burger
                  eating contest, I want VegasDave on my squad.
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                  • daggerkobe
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 03-25-08
                    • 10744

                    #10
                    I remember seeing these in supermarkets several years ago....

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                    • Robust
                      SBR MVP
                      • 09-13-08
                      • 3254

                      #11
                      Originally posted by VegasDave
                      I go to Wendys to get a burger and fries for lunch.

                      I sit down at my table and hear country music blaring through the place. Not thrilled about this, but not surprised at all.

                      Then these two girls sit down in my line of vision; both are a little heavy. One is cute, one not so much. But their looks are irrelevant anyway.

                      They each had a chocolate shake, chicken nuggets, and fries.

                      They proceeded to eat all of their fries, dipping every single one of them into their chocolate shake.

                      Chocolate Shake + French Fries... Texas Delicacy or two girls just finding new creative ways to ingest more calories-per-bite?
                      nope.. just two girls hogg'n.. you shoulda said hi.. coulda slept warm tonight! fat girls in texas give it up FAST!



                      Robust
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                      • fiveteamer
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 04-14-08
                        • 10805

                        #12
                        God bless America.
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                        • SlickFazzer
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 05-22-08
                          • 20209

                          #13
                          For the love of plump women.
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                          • Robust
                            SBR MVP
                            • 09-13-08
                            • 3254

                            #14
                            oh.. and i posted in another thread for you to go to CHESTERS hamburgers.. they are damn good.. also, WHATABURGER is a must have.. shit.. I am gonna get one right now..

                            bbiab..

                            Robust
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                            • AMBlai01
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 09-16-08
                              • 5882

                              #15
                              I have seen a lot of people do that with Frosties from Wendys, so it isn;t just a Texas thing. It has to do something with the Frosty. People say it tastes good, I have never been able to get myself to try it.
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                              • SlickFazzer
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 05-22-08
                                • 20209

                                #16
                                frosty is just like a shake right? fukk i'm getting hungry now. wendy's only 3 miles away....
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                                • VegasDave
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 01-03-07
                                  • 8056

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by The Seer
                                  Dave, no offense but from what I have seen, u are not ready for the cover of Men's Fitness yourself. Weren't u eating a burger and fries. I assume you were drinking a sugar loaded drink too.
                                  I didn't talk crap about them being heavy... I even said one of them was cute.

                                  And Diet Coke sir; no calories or sugar! (Just loads of artificial garbage )
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                                  • daggerkobe
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 03-25-08
                                    • 10744

                                    #18
                                    You're going to be seeing a lot of weird shit in Texas.....

                                    If you catch Willie and a farm animal in the SBR bathroom, don't be shocked. They've been going out for a few years.
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                                    • Teela
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 07-19-08
                                      • 2551

                                      #19
                                      When I was in college, one of my friends used to eat her fries dipped in her Frosty.

                                      I tried it, but I found it disgusting.
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                                      • compaqDikk
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 10-08-05
                                        • 5699

                                        #20
                                        TexanDave, i heard your bicycle is being safely guarded by a lactacting latino at the alamo

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                                        • Francis Sollozzo
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 11-15-07
                                          • 2381

                                          #21
                                          dip fries in ketchup unless you're Dutch then it's mayo.
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                                          • blittydeuce
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 06-11-08
                                            • 5572

                                            #22
                                            Frosties are quite different that milkshakes....I know a few girls that are known to do that in socal.
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                                            • Tsoprano
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 04-14-08
                                              • 26374

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by onthewhat
                                              Glad to see you are eating healthy
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                                              • mmike032
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 09-11-08
                                                • 8905

                                                #24
                                                just a fat girl thing
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                                                • so im zach
                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                  • 01-07-09
                                                  • 585

                                                  #25
                                                  This is pretty common.

                                                  What part of Texas you in Dave? I'm in DFW area.
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                                                  • pavyracer
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 04-12-07
                                                    • 82899

                                                    #26
                                                    You ain't seen nothing yet. Next time order fried ice cream.
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                                                    • CaneDawg
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 08-25-08
                                                      • 6256

                                                      #27
                                                      dave

                                                      try and stay out of McDonalds

                                                      awful for you

                                                      go to subway instead
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                                                      • Robust
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 09-13-08
                                                        • 3254

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Robust
                                                        oh.. and i posted in another thread for you to go to CHESTERS hamburgers.. they are damn good.. also, WHATABURGER is a must have.. shit.. I am gonna get one right now..

                                                        bbiab..

                                                        Robust
                                                        god dammn!! whataburger NEVER dissappoints! that was GOOD!!!

                                                        Robust
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                                                        • Willie Bee
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 02-14-06
                                                          • 15726

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by daggerkobe
                                                          You're going to be seeing a lot of weird shit in Texas.....

                                                          If you catch Willie and a farm animal in the SBR bathroom, don't be shocked. They've been going out for a few years.
                                                          Like my uncle told me years ago, there ain't nothing like a good stump-trained heifer.

                                                          Dipping fries into shakes is not something I've seen though, that's weird.
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                                                          • Teela
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 07-19-08
                                                            • 2551

                                                            #30
                                                            It must be the sweet/salty combination, but I don't think soggy fries would be very good.
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                                                            • pico
                                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                              • 04-05-07
                                                              • 27321

                                                              #31
                                                              do they have deep fried lard filled donuts in texas? yum yum
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                                                              • pavyracer
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 04-12-07
                                                                • 82899

                                                                #32
                                                                I believe that was a phallic symbol the girls improvised to seduce VegasDave. Since he is fat they figured he has a short and skinny pecker so they used the fries symbolizing his pecker and the dipping into shake symbolizes intercourse since milk is produced by women and also looks a lot like vaginal fluid.
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                                                                • ZBOIZ
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 06-22-08
                                                                  • 21464

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Sounds like a DOWN SOUTH thing to me
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                                                                  • mmike032
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 09-11-08
                                                                    • 8905

                                                                    #34
                                                                    sweet and sour and frys is alright for McDs
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                                                                    • VegasDave
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 01-03-07
                                                                      • 8056

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                                      I believe that was a phallic symbol the girls improvised to seduce VegasDave. Since he is fat they figured he has a short and skinny pecker so they used the fries symbolizing his pecker and the dipping into shake symbolizes intercourse since milk is produced by women and also looks a lot like vaginal fluid.
                                                                      Hey, if I didn't have a girlfriend I'd have gone and worked my magic on them. Like I said, the one was cute... maybe her friend would have been too with enough alchy
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