Most depressing holiday for gamblers= Valentines Day.

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  • Panic
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-06-08
    • 10367

    #1
    Most depressing holiday for gamblers= Valentines Day.
    Only 5% of the posters have women in their life. The rest of us are sorry single individuals that act like we have our shit together. No kidding. We suck. Would i really be posting on here tonight if I had a woman in my life tonight?
  • mmike032
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-11-08
    • 8905

    #2
    yes you would Panic, in fact you would be grateful.
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    • SlickFazzer
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 05-22-08
      • 20209

      #3
      hang in there panic. it will turn our way when we least expect it.
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      • Panic
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 01-06-08
        • 10367

        #4
        mike, this had to be one of the worse days of my life. Everywhere i looked was couples walking around. Rest of the year is great, but today is the worse.
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        • pavyracer
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 04-12-07
          • 82899

          #5
          Ramadan is. Not only you can't gamble but you can't drink or eat from dawn till dusk.
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          • mmike032
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 09-11-08
            • 8905

            #6
            Panic, you have it made you just dont know it.
            if only I knew then what I know now
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            • tullamore
              SBR MVP
              • 07-17-07
              • 3586

              #7
              Panic I know I dont have my shit together. You know you life sucks when you are betting on Hawaii BB games at midnight on the east coast
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              • Panic
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 01-06-08
                • 10367

                #8
                tull- you are right. I bet on it too.
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                • Bread
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-16-08
                  • 23726

                  #9
                  Panic...hold out for a good ass woman like Robyn...we don't give a shit about Vtimes day.

                  I drank and gambled all day and cashed big. Tonight I'll make sweet love to her, then we go to IHOP.

                  That's love my friend.
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                  • Panic
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 01-06-08
                    • 10367

                    #10
                    Gotta love the irony. Valentines Day= VD
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                    • smitch124
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 05-19-08
                      • 12566

                      #11
                      What if Cal hadn't covered?
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                      • Bread
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 03-16-08
                        • 23726

                        #12
                        Originally posted by smitch124
                        What if Cal hadn't covered?

                        No IHOP... Duh.
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                        • tullamore
                          SBR MVP
                          • 07-17-07
                          • 3586

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Bread
                          Panic...hold out for a good ass woman like Robyn...we don't give a shit about Vtimes day.

                          I drank and gambled all day and cashed big. Tonight I'll make sweet love to her, then we go to IHOP.

                          That's love my friend.
                          Boozing, gambling, sex, pancakes, thats a great day.
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                          • mmike032
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 09-11-08
                            • 8905

                            #14
                            forget the sex, just gimmie the pancakes
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                            • Panic
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 01-06-08
                              • 10367

                              #15
                              Am I the only one who recorded the Ihop commercial on Tivo and watches it over and over again? You know the one, where the pancake stack regenerates itself.
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                              • roasthawg
                                SBR MVP
                                • 11-09-07
                                • 2990

                                #16
                                I have a pregnant gf and she's at her folk's house tonight...and I'm a career winning gambler for what it's worth. All bad.
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                                • Bread
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 03-16-08
                                  • 23726

                                  #17
                                  I love food Panic. I make love to it.
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                                  • tullamore
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 07-17-07
                                    • 3586

                                    #18
                                    I fvcking want pancakes. Great stoner food.
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                                    • Panic
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 01-06-08
                                      • 10367

                                      #19
                                      flapjacks anyone?



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                                      • mmike032
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 09-11-08
                                        • 8905

                                        #20
                                        ummmm, bacon
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                                        • Bread
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 03-16-08
                                          • 23726

                                          #21
                                          Quit red meat and pork 2 weeks ago. No country fried steak for me

                                          I hungee.
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                                          • Panic
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 01-06-08
                                            • 10367

                                            #22
                                            Am I the only one who still gets the dollar fish sandwich at Wendy's during lent?
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                                            • mmike032
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 09-11-08
                                              • 8905

                                              #23
                                              quitters never win
                                              you cant make it without red meat
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                                              • mmike032
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 09-11-08
                                                • 8905

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Panic
                                                Am I the only one who still gets the dollar fish sandwich at Wendy's during lent?
                                                are you catholic?
                                                I didnt know wendys had a fish samwich
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                                                • Panic
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 01-06-08
                                                  • 10367

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by mmike032
                                                  are you catholic?
                                                  I didnt know wendys had a fish samwich
                                                  Yes. Priest told me it wont really save me, but I feel better about myself. Like I got a shot at it.
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                                                  • mmike032
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 09-11-08
                                                    • 8905

                                                    #26
                                                    me too, my mom used to be a nun before she met my dad.
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                                                    • Panic
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 01-06-08
                                                      • 10367

                                                      #27
                                                      Am I the only one who has had a priest say gluttony is a sin and yet they are 5 foot 2 and 280 pounds?
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                                                      • mmike032
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 09-11-08
                                                        • 8905

                                                        #28
                                                        I havent been to mass in a long time but when i did go as a kid we had 2 priest and they both were drunks
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                                                        • Slim
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 11-13-08
                                                          • 4722

                                                          #29
                                                          Valentines Day sucks when no one wants to fukk you.
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                                                          • Panic
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 01-06-08
                                                            • 10367

                                                            #30
                                                            Address please, mike. Free drinks. I'm in.
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                                                            • tullamore
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 07-17-07
                                                              • 3586

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by mmike032
                                                              I havent been to mass in a long time but when i did go as a kid we had 2 priest and they both were drunks
                                                              A life of celibracy, I be drinking too.
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                                                              • bbyhill
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 09-16-07
                                                                • 2991

                                                                #32
                                                                I am on a 3 day drunk and my Women and GF both are pissed off will see them when I sober up or at least see my GF
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                                                                • Chi_archie
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 07-22-08
                                                                  • 63172

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Had a real nice day/night out on the town with my girl and back to the house....and got my favorite desert Cheesecake!!!!
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                                                                  • wtf
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 08-22-08
                                                                    • 12983

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Chi_archie
                                                                    Had a real nice day/night out on the town with my girl and back to the house....and got my favorite desert Cheesecake!!!!
                                                                    no hair pie?

                                                                    fag
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                                                                    • Chi_archie
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 07-22-08
                                                                      • 63172

                                                                      #35
                                                                      WTF, I thought that was a given.... I mean do I really need to go into details for you sickos? lol

                                                                      actually, its all moot, since she is shaved and smooth down dere.... so yeah no hair pie....


                                                                      on a side note since you wanted details.... I got a new trick that helps her achieve multiples more easily.... as she starts to climax, I whisper the word "smitch" into her ear......drives her nuts....don't know why

                                                                      God Bless
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