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  • gauchojake
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 09-17-10
    • 34131

    #1
    Kind of Bummed
    Was supposed to be at the Fresneck St game tonight. Kids ruin everything. I would have made a vid with killer demo.
  • The Giant
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-21-12
    • 21480

    #2
    Kids are the worst.

    This is why I got a vasectomy when I was 15.

    I saw the future, pal.
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388208

      #3
      Each kid is basically a $200,000 gambling debt

      That's why I only fuk hookers.
      Also I don't not use covers so it feels like a real girl
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      • boeing power
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 03-23-10
        • 9698

        #4
        Originally posted by The Giant
        Kids are the worst.

        This is why I gave seaweed a vasectomy when He was 15.

        I saw the future, pal.
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        • gauchojake
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 09-17-10
          • 34131

          #5
          Originally posted by The Giant
          Kids are the worst.

          This is why I got a vasectomy when I was 15.

          I saw the future, pal.
          My kids really aren't the problem

          My buddy Joe who works for FSU impregnated my wifes friend and she had the kid later than expected

          OPK - Other peoples kids

          oh well

          I look on the bright side...I didn't have to drive to Fresno
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          • The Giant
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 01-21-12
            • 21480

            #6
            Originally posted by boeing power
            I love penis, I'll never have kids.
            I don't judge.
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            • boeing power
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 03-23-10
              • 9698

              #7
              Originally posted by The Giant
              don't judge my gay relationship with seaweed
              This could go on for a very long time.
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              • The Giant
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 01-21-12
                • 21480

                #8
                Originally posted by boeing power
                This could go on for a very long time, but luckily I have to get my makeup on for the gay parade tomorrow morning. I'm the grand marshal this year.
                Congratulations, man. I know it's been a long time coming.
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                • gauchojake
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 09-17-10
                  • 34131

                  #9
                  my ass literally smells like Fresno
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                  • ParlayininHTown
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 06-27-10
                    • 7561

                    #10
                    Cheer up, gaucho.

                    At least you're not me.
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                    • gauchojake
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 09-17-10
                      • 34131

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ParlayininHTown
                      Cheer up, gaucho.

                      At least you're not me.
                      I'm good. My ass just smells.
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