Who would win this fight?

bubblebuttluv · 10-28-13, 11:49 AM

In an actual fight in a real life situation it would have to be Dez Bryant.

First off Bryant matches up well with Witten and secondly, and most importantly, brothas NEVER fight alone. If you've ever been in a fight with a black guy for whatever reason, it is like there is some mystical radar and for a few precious seconds you are fighting a dude one-on-one LIKE A MAN and the next thing you know it is you against 5 guys and you better think fast or a legit fight will turn into a jumping real fukkin quick.

White boys never stick up for their friends. I don't care who it is, white guys will stand on the sidelines and watch you in a one-on-one fight (whether you are fighting a white guy, black guy, latino guy, etc.) which is what someone should do because men who are in combat should settle differences one-on-one, but if the other guy's buddies jump in, YOUR buddies will continue to just observe that shit.

See it's not racist if you tell both sides of the story. I have a lot of white friends and black friends, but I just know that when it comes to a fight, that is how things are and always will be.

A big point is that in today's world, most guys of any race or creed whether they are boys, teenagers, or grown men, are afraid to stand up when their name is called. The vast majority of "men" in the world today are only considered that because of what is between their legs. When shit gets real most "men" today act like bitches. If your friend is getting ganged up on in a fight and you just watch, you're a bitch. If your friend is in a one-on-one fight and you join it for any reason aside from stepping in non-violently and trying to calm the situation down when your friend is clearly at the point of getting dangerously worked (like he could die or some shit), then you are a bitch.

So yes, Witten would lose. In an "NFL locker room" a fight between two guys of two different races (especially black vs white when we are talking about the National Football League) would turn into a prison style Race War real quick. Ware may be good friends with Witten, but you better believe the first guy throwing a punch at Witten aside from Bryant would be Ware, and Romo and co. would just watch it all happen. Witten would get worked by like 60-70% of the locker, ignorantly be labeled a racist afterwards even though EVERYONE IN THAT LOCKER ROOM PROBABLY WISHES THEY COULD PUNCH BRYANT IN THE FACE, and be off the team real quick. Production be damned and legit top 5 Tight End be damned, Witten would be GONE.

jjgold · 10-28-13, 12:00 PM

Blacks back down in fights of alone

Witten would kill him one on one

Dallas is poorly coached period

Popcorn Trick · 10-28-13, 12:00 PM

It didn't look like Witten was protecting Romo all that much, just trying to say the game is not over yet... 12 seconds left. Witten should have stepped in earlier.

stevenash · 10-28-13, 12:02 PM

Down south white's back each other up, good 'ole boys stick together.
Rebel mentality down there.

Saw a fight in Boston when I was working up there where a bunch of whites chimed in and got real ugly.
Those stupid townies know how to brawl too.

King Mayan · 10-28-13, 12:05 PM

A lot of you motherfukkers watch too many movies

Big Bear · 10-28-13, 12:06 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

Jason Whitten v. Dez Bryant?

Bryant "throw it to me, throw it to me"
Whitten (in Bryant's face) "This is the NFL junior, you don't do this shit"

My money is on big boy Jason

Romo to Whitten "I throw where the defense dictates slick"

Dez Bryant. White people cant fight.

Whitten just mad cause he washed up.

stevenash · 10-28-13, 12:08 PM

Originally posted by Big Bear

Whitten just mad cause he's a never was

Fixed

pulledclear · 10-28-13, 12:11 PM

Whitten for fun hes got 40 lbs on him and is way stronger. Bryant might land a shot but once Whitten got a hold of him it would be ALL OVER.

Popcorn Trick · 10-28-13, 12:15 PM

This would be a lot more accurate.

Originally posted by bubblebuttluv

First off Bryant matches up well with Witten and secondly, and most importantly, ~~brothas~~ Mexicans NEVER fight alone. If you've ever been in a fight with a ~~black~~ Mexican guy for whatever reason, it is like there is some mystical radar and for a few precious seconds you are fighting a dude one-on-one LIKE A MAN and the next thing you know it is you against 5 guys and you better think fast or a legit fight will turn into a jumping real fukkin quick.

White boys never stick up for their friends. I don't care who it is, white guys will stand on the sidelines and watch you in a one-on-one fight (whether you are fighting a white guy, black guy, latino guy, etc.) which is what someone should do because men who are in combat should settle differences one-on-one, but if the other guy's buddies jump in, YOUR buddies will continue to just observe that shit.

Bet10Heinekens · 10-28-13, 12:18 PM

Witten without a doubt, Dez is a prima donna bitch

Ra77er · 10-28-13, 12:18 PM

Steve can we get a line here pal, I think I would take Witten myself

bubblebuttluv · 10-28-13, 12:22 PM

Now in a one-on-one cage match where it would be a legit fight, Witten wins hands down...and then gets shanked by Dez's mom (still sporting fresh bruises from when her son beats her) when he leaves.

jjgold · 10-28-13, 12:24 PM

Wittem -125
Bryant +115

stevenash · 10-28-13, 12:26 PM

Originally posted by Ra77er

Steve can we get a line here pal, I think I would take Witten myself

Whitten -180
Dez +160

Ra77er · 10-28-13, 12:26 PM

at bubbles,

I would have to agree on Dez if crews were involved.

JM17 · 10-28-13, 12:28 PM

LOL Whitten would win. why is this even a thread.

Ra77er · 10-28-13, 12:28 PM

I'd crush goldies line with Witten, prolly take Dez on Steves.

bobaphet · 10-28-13, 12:31 PM

Originally posted by stevenash

Saw a fight in Boston when I was working up there where a bunch of whites chimed in and got real ugly.
Those stupid townies know how to brawl too.

That's because all the Irish love to do is drink and fight!

stevenash · 10-28-13, 12:45 PM

Originally posted by bobaphet

That's because all the Irish love to do is drink and fight!

Dude! One of the worst beatdowns I ever saw in real life.
Crackers were smacking heads into walls and shit.
Though one guy was on crystal though, took 3 cops to finally take him down

BustinNutz · 10-28-13, 12:55 PM

BustinNutz-1500
Field +2000

InTheDrink · 10-28-13, 01:04 PM

Dez would destroy whitten

Next matchup?

Russian Rocket · 10-28-13, 01:08 PM

Whitten by 1st round KO...no question about it...I do expect Dez to be more active, primarily with his mouth, during the 1st minute of the opening round...

greenhippo · 10-28-13, 01:13 PM

I've spent a few hours watching World Star Hip Hop street fights on youtube. It's never a 1 on 1 fight.

bubblebuttluv · 10-28-13, 01:35 PM

World Star is a badass site for fight vids.

Crazy shit on there.

cutter341975 · 10-28-13, 01:35 PM

Mike Tyson would beat Muhammad Ali in their day

cutter341975 · 10-28-13, 01:36 PM

Mike Tyson would a whip that man.. all over the Ring

cutter341975 · 10-28-13, 01:37 PM

Muhammad Ali would have had to make him a grill. to sale.. to make money because Mike Tyson would a whipped him

cutter341975 · 10-28-13, 01:38 PM

Tyson would have broke his jaw in half

mikeya2k · 10-28-13, 01:38 PM

dez would give him the clappers

Deuce · 10-28-13, 01:44 PM

Blacks are savages that stomp on heads of people unconscious and yell world star. Boxing Witten would win.

bubblebuttluv · 10-28-13, 01:45 PM

At 1:12, bat to the dome in the front yard.

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhg8Ka8d23aJ1EWG0U

pulledclear · 10-28-13, 02:12 PM

Heba deeba doo doo

DOO!

freeVICK · 10-28-13, 03:16 PM

Next matchup. Romo vs the kicker

Untied · 10-28-13, 03:37 PM