I want to marry Audrey Bitoni.

[AMBlai01]

One of my favorites is Teagan Pressley

[MonkeyF0cker]

Why on Earth would you want to marry a dumb broad who wants to fvck everything in sight? You need your head checked.

[AMBlai01]

[Tsoprano]

Why on Earth would you want to marry a dumb broad who wants to fvck everything in sight? You need your head checked.

Because I want to put my dick in her ass every second of every day.

[AMBlai01]

[WestsidePete]

True story guys...I was a cameraman in the 90's and covered the LA Erotica show for all the porn stars...I met some want a be porn star hired as a hottie for the weekend show...she actually was a "dancer" I mean stripper....we dated a little...total fukking nut case ....I went into the liquor store one time and happened to look at the magazine rack..and who do I see on the cover?? My girl Shawnee..so I open it up and she's in the fukking centerfold...3 pages...with her ass in the air going down on another hot chick...now, she never told me this shiit and I never told her I saw it...things got weird fast anyways...she had a kid and Shawnee was a shiit mother so after a couple months I bailed....but was a crazy two months...

[WestsidePete]

Why on Earth would you want to marry a dumb broad who wants to fvck everything in sight? You need your head checked.

Hey..in today's job market these biatches are now paid as much as the CEO's in most companies

[Tsoprano]

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[WestsidePete]

Because I want to put my dick in her ass every second of every day.

No..no...patience my friend...one second vagina...two seconds ass...3 seconds vagina....one second mouth...must treat her like fine wine

[Tsoprano]

True story guys...I was a cameraman in the 90's and covered the LA Erotica show for all the porn stars...I met some want a be porn star hired as a hottie for the weekend show...she actually was a "dancer" I mean stripper....we dated a little...total fukking nut case ....I went into the liquor store one time and happened to look at the magazine rack..and who do I see on the cover?? My girl Shawnee..so I open it up and she's in the fukking centerfold...3 pages...with her ass in the air going down on another hot chick...now, she never told me this shiit and I never told her I saw it...things got weird fast anyways...she had a kid and Shawnee was a shiit mother so after a couple months I bailed....but was a crazy two months...

[MonkeyF0cker]

So what? My sanity is worth more than any amount of money in the world. And would you wanna go send your wife off to work to go fvck seven other dudes? I've dated several strippers before and they're big enough head cases. No fvcking way I'd want a "relationship" with any one of those broads.

[MonkeyF0cker]

That's actually a fairly common occurance, WSP. How could a stripper or porn star ever be a good mother? And the vast majority of them have kids...

[ryanXL977]

that bree chick isnt REMOTELY attractive
not even close

[WestsidePete]

That's actually a fairly common occurance, WSP. How could a stripper or porn star ever be a good mother? And the vast majority of them have kids...

It was so bad I had to leave...she'd smoke pot in front of her kid who was like 8 years old.. at a recording studio where she worked in the daytime...no parenting done at all...her son would call me at work during the week to take him to Disneyland and stuff...kinda felt bad for the kid...

[Tsoprano]

WTF Ryan, ARE U CRAZY????

She is ****ing Dynamite!!!

Wtf is wrong with you????????????



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Bree, i'm sorry he said that.

[WestsidePete]

that bree chick isnt REMOTELY attractive
not even close

dude stop talking shiit about my wife!!

[Tsoprano]

Your wife???

Pete i'll track you down brothaaa.

[MonkeyF0cker]

It was so bad I had to leave...she'd smoke pot in front of her kid who was like 8 years old.. at a recording studio where she worked in the daytime...no parenting done at all...her son would call me at work during the week to take him to Disneyland and stuff...kinda felt bad for the kid...

Yup. I've dealt with the same shit. They are, almost always, either too stupid, stoned, and/or self-involved to be decent mothers.

[WestsidePete]

Your wife???

Pete i'll track you down brothaaa.

We can share....with 52 weeks a year....I'm sure we could work something out...

[JJ Putz]

Well before you marry her im goin to bang her when she comes into chicago next month.
Thats gonna cost me for sure, ouch

[wtf]

i am sure your parents will be so proud you married a porn star!