Maria Sharpova Is Flat Chested

[jjgold]

I pass

Get implants Miss and maybe I would consider making love to you

Thanks

[Justin7]

JJ-

you can't post something like that in good conscience without photos to back your claim.

[jjgold]

I am watching the match Justin, she is flat. I pause it when shots of her chest and study it and I know beleive me.

Although she looks tough with her game, hitting very hard.

Justin

[onlooker]

Although she looks tough with her game, hitting very hard.

With that being said, Id still hit her hard.

[jjgold]

Onlooker I will pass Pal.

Whoever beats her will have to play extremely well

[Illusion]

I pass

Get implants Miss and maybe I would consider making love to you

Thanks

If she did get implants would you wear the rug while banging her jj?

[tacomax]

Her camel toe is in good working order, though.

[mad]

Roddick has bigger .

[jjgold]

I probably would but it backfires when making love to a woman. A few times years ago when I was with some hot black chicks from Panama they were feeling my hair like chicks do at times and I was nervous that they would find it and of course they did and walked out on me saying it was disgusting and a turnoff.. It is main reason now I stay away from women, fear of them finding out I wear a rug and dumping me. I just fantasize now and watch porn and play with myself. I can say I am somewhat depressed with my failures with women.

[tacomax]

A few times years ago when I was with some hot black chicks from Panama

Did you then wake up and find out that your bedsheets were sticky?

[pags11]

other than her boobs, she's pretty legit...

[jjgold]

We like Maria but strongly feel she needs implants

[Hulu]

Silly jj...Tits are for kids.

Seriously...there's not a whole lot to do with them anyway when compared with other more...ahem...servicable parts. And I'd rather have a woman who is on the small chested side but has enough self-confidence to wear them proudly then have someone who has so little to offer the world that she feels the need to surgically mutilate herself to feel more acceptable.

And anyway, I wouldn't kick Sharapova outta bed for eating crackers no matter what her boobs are like.

PS...Taco...thank you for that pic. Made my morning.

[freebie]

did anyone notice her camel toe in the above picture?

[Hulu]

Anyone see the Sharapove Nike commercial they are playing during the US open? It focuses on how everyone is obsessed with her looks and ignores the fact that she's a decent player. She ignores everyone telling her she is pretty and just goes out on the court and takes care of business.

My question is this...If she's so unconcerned with her looks why the hell does she wear ear rings and a necklace on the court? That looks ridiculous to me. She knows damn well that once her tennis career is on the slide, she will have a career as eye candy just like that other russian blonde from a couple years back.

[imgv94]

Maria Sharapova is hot, pretty face,nice figure etc..

JJ how can you!! of all people, even attempt to knock her?

[isetcap]

Somebody's been loosening that thing up. Great pic, Taco.

The catty girls of the tennis world are quick to point out that she has terrible skin and that does much more to keep me away than a small chest. I'm with Hulu when he says the important stuff is down south.

[mad]

New noddies are the order of the day.

[Scorpion]

Sharapova doesnt like BOYS!

[dcheng]

speaking of women's chests...how the hell does serena williams serve?

[SBR_John]

Her camel toe is in good working order, though.

Defintely NOT a she-male

[pags11]

nice little camel toe there...is it confirmed that she doesn't like boys?...

[HAPPY BOY]

MMMM, Sharapova..... ARRRGHHH

[onlooker]

Sharapova is playing well against Mauresmo right now. I hope Shara beats that he-she.

[diamond]

Sharapova is playing well against Mauresmo right now. I hope Shara beats that he-she.

That "he-she" you are referring to happens to be the most sympathic person on the whole WTA tour..In my opinion..facing Sharapova, a spoiled whining pathetic player..really hopes Mauresmo takes care of her.

[jjgold]

Maria is really playing well, I think she can beat Henin

I see Sharpova dominating the game in the next 4 years or so, not much competion other than maybe 3-4 players that are her equal.

[pags11]

I just want to know if she'd play well with me...

[moses millsap]

If Sharapova wins, it will be only because Justine's injuries are hurting her more than she's letting on.

[jjgold]

Sharpova looks easy tonight

[Seattle Slew]

Maybe flat-chested but now the U.S. Open champion.

Anyone else hate this player? She's so frecking annoying, with the shrieking and the robot-style of play. I want to yell at the TV "Hey there's no hair on your ear" when she brushes back her hair on each side before EVERY frecking serve.

[Relentless]

but the media keeps telling us how pretty she is.

[goldengoat]

her looks are WAY overrated

average at best

body is very average

[jjgold]

Sharp will dominate the womens game, very few on her same level anymore, Henin alwys hurt as is Cljisters.

Some decent Russians can give her decent matches

Williams is done

[Seattle Slew]

Unfortunately, I agree. Hopefully, some younger players will emerge to keep her at bay.

I also think her looks are overrated. Her face is not that pretty, but her body is nice. With this win, we'll only being seeing more of her in commercials. Yuck.

Plus, who wants to see her stupid father every point? OK, you helped your daughter be a champion, now get a life.

Sharp will dominate the womens game, very few on her same level anymore, Henin alwys hurt as is Cljisters.

Some decent Russians can give her decent matches

Williams is done

[pags11]

she looks pretty damn good in the ESPN commercial too...