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  • SplitAces
    SBR Sharp
    • 09-22-12
    • 434

    #1
    Tout called me today
    Not sure how these guys get my number but they did. I also been receiving texts with bullshhit offers. I hate this and thinking of changing my cell number.
    Today the guy says he knows things I do not because he is in vegas. I give him the JJ and said never heard of your pal.
    I Tell him not interested and he should be paying me because I actually win. Said if you guys were any good you should keep your mouth shut and bet and win and smile all the way.
    Anyways, he tells me let me proof to you I know things you do not. Sure, I say.
    Did you know Troy Aikman had a boyfriend? We did. i said no I did not but do not really care.
    Then he says did you know Florida Seminoles deflate their footballs so WR's can catch them? I paused to make sure I heard him correctly, I said who as to make him repeat it. He says Florida Seminoles. I said no such team realizing this guy is a big clown. He sticks to it and say yes there is I am reading it off my monitor.
    I said it is the Florida Gators or the FLorida State Seminoles. I was dying laughing and he hung up.
  • Seto
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-16-11
    • 12906

    #2
    Was his name Seaweed?

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    • BeatTheJerk
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 08-19-07
      • 31794

      #3
      That's some funny azz s h i t with his big f u c k i n g clown shoes on ....
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      • Chi_archie
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-22-08
        • 63172

        #4
        lol

        Florida Seminoles
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        • downsouth
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 01-13-11
          • 11580

          #5
          Usually when they call I will give them a run around if Im not busy. Pretend to be interested, asks a bunch of stupid questions and when they asks for my CC I tell them to hold on that I have to asks my mom. That generally gets them to hang up.
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          • SplitAces
            SBR Sharp
            • 09-22-12
            • 434

            #6
            Originally posted by downsouth
            Usually when they call I will give them a run around if Im not busy. Pretend to be interested, asks a bunch of stupid questions and when they asks for my CC I tell them to hold on that I have to asks my mom. That generally gets them to hang up.
            lol...yeah I do same thing. The last time I told them I bet 10$ a game and he was pretty quick to get off.
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #7
              good one Aces

              These guys are fukkin jerkoffs with no clue

              Just salesman
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              • BriGuy
                SBR MVP
                • 12-06-11
                • 1556

                #8
                I have gotten texts and the occasional call from touts. Based on whom I have given my number to, I believe - and I mean honestly believe - the touts got my contact info from my online Sportsbook, which just goes to show how frightened the books are of those touts.
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                • Big Bear
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 11-01-11
                  • 43253

                  #9
                  saloon this please.
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                  • tony_come
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 03-31-10
                    • 21695

                    #10
                    Ask for free play and meet in person
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                    • Smoke
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 10-09-09
                      • 48111

                      #11
                      Tony ate the sour cream
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                      • tony_come
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 03-31-10
                        • 21695

                        #12
                        Smokiest ate the wonton soup
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                        • Smoke
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 10-09-09
                          • 48111

                          #13
                          Tony ate the whiz cheese
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                          • tony_come
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-31-10
                            • 21695

                            #14
                            Smokiest ate the chow fun
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                            • Smoke
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 10-09-09
                              • 48111

                              #15
                              Tony ate the fortune cookie wrapper
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                              • tony_come
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-31-10
                                • 21695

                                #16
                                Smokiest ate the cake noodle
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                                • Smoke
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 10-09-09
                                  • 48111

                                  #17
                                  Tony ate the twizzler
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                                  • tony_come
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 03-31-10
                                    • 21695

                                    #18
                                    Smokiest ate sweet sour pork
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                                    • Smoke
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 10-09-09
                                      • 48111

                                      #19
                                      Tony ate the ravioli
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                                      • tony_come
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 03-31-10
                                        • 21695

                                        #20
                                        Smokiest ate the chow mien
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                                        • Smoke
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 10-09-09
                                          • 48111

                                          #21
                                          Tony ate the hebrew national
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                                          • tony_come
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 03-31-10
                                            • 21695

                                            #22
                                            Smokiest ate chicken fried rice
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                                            • artyfudgepacker
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 01-06-13
                                              • 2205

                                              #23
                                              chinesse food dont get u full
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                                              • Smoke
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 10-09-09
                                                • 48111

                                                #24
                                                Tony ate the collard greens
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                                                • Smoke
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 10-09-09
                                                  • 48111

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by artyfudgepacker
                                                  chinesse food dont get u full
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                                                  • tony_come
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 03-31-10
                                                    • 21695

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by artyfudgepacker
                                                    chinesse food dont get u full
                                                    Yes it does
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                                                    • Smoke
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 10-09-09
                                                      • 48111

                                                      #27
                                                      No it doesn't
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                                                      • Big Bear
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 11-01-11
                                                        • 43253

                                                        #28
                                                        Big Bear had pesto pasta for breakfast with 4 cups of coffee
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                                                        • Minnesota Niice
                                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                                          • 03-27-13
                                                          • 641

                                                          #29
                                                          Wow salon this horse shiit you sound like 13 year old girls
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                                                          • tony_come
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 03-31-10
                                                            • 21695

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Minnesota Niice
                                                            Wow salon this horse shiit you sound like 13 year old girls
                                                            Not cool
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                                                            • Smoke
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 10-09-09
                                                              • 48111

                                                              #31
                                                              Minnesota ate the frog legs
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                                                              • tony_come
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 03-31-10
                                                                • 21695

                                                                #32
                                                                Minnesota ate the subway sandwich
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                                                                • Smoke
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 10-09-09
                                                                  • 48111

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Minnesota ate chicken nuggets
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                                                                  • tony_come
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 03-31-10
                                                                    • 21695

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Minnesota is balls deep with his J
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                                                                    • Big Bear
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 11-01-11
                                                                      • 43253

                                                                      #35
                                                                      The Mods at SBR are fukkin retarded.

                                                                      They saloon my World Cup thread and let this shit stick around
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