**Smitch for MOD rally @ 6:45EST in chat**

[Sforz]

SMITCH FOR MOD RALLY IN CHAT AT 6:45
FREE FOOD AND PICKS
SMITCH WILL GIVE A 'STATE OF SBR' SPEECH

Get your popcorn ready

[sickler]

Why?

What can Smitch give us that the others can't?

[Sforz]

show up an find out.

[sickler]

I don't do chat.

It interferes with my multi-tasking.

[Sforz]

I don't do chat.

It interferes with my multi-tasking.

Thats what people said about cell phones in the 80's... get with the times bro.

[sickler]

Thats what people said about cell phones in the 80's... get with the times bro.

I only have two hands. Find a way to get me a couple extra and I'm in.


Hands aren't needed to talk on the phone.

[Sforz]

show up tonight, smitch once grew an extra hand on his back to give to a 7 year old girl who lost her's in a fire.. .

maybe he can help you too.

[AgainstAllOdds]

I'll vote for smitch if you say no to stiffs.

[sickler]

show up tonight, smitch once grew an extra hand on his back to give to a 7 year old girl who lost her's in a fire.. .

maybe he can help you too.

Guy knows magic.

If he can do that, maybe sprouting a money tree in my backyard wouldn't be a stretch.

I'll have to consider this chat.

[AMBlai01]

I once saw Smitch turn water into wine.....

[sickler]

New avatar has been selected for Smitch.

[compaqDikk]

sbrchat will be down for maintenance this evening sir

postponed until further noticed

[ryanspeer2001]

Smitch also has a 105mph fastball.

[smitch124]

sbrchat will be down for maintenance this evening sir

postponed until further noticed

They're interfering with my campaign!!

[Mudcat]

Smitch can strangle a guy with a cordless phone.

[fiveteamer]

Smitch ****ed my gf in the ass without lube and made me watch.

[AMBlai01]

Smitch can impregnate a woman just by thinking about having sex with her.

[Bread]

Dead or alive, you're coming with Smitch!

[pavyracer]

Smitch knows hockey...
Smitch knows art...
Smitch is smart...

[Sforz]

There is no 'Ctrl' button on Smitch's keyboard, Smitch is always in control.

[smitch124]

I think this avatar is more appropriate for me

[AMBlai01]

Smitch is not politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

[Chi_archie]

Aliens come down to earth to ask smitch to probe THEM

[ryanspeer2001]

Smitch gets his payouts from sportsbook.com in under 24 hours.

[konck]

I think he is a packer

[RogueScholar]

Smitch once beat the slots for $500,000 in a single year!

[Mudcat]

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.

Smitch gave him a roundhouse kick to the head for being uppity.

[AMBlai01]

If at first you don't succeed, then you aren't Smitch.

[RogueJuror]

holy shit, great thread

smitchy you made it

[Sforz]

smitch for mod rally in chat at 6:45
free food and picks
smitch will give a 'state of sbr' speech

[AMBlai01]

Smitch invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

[Sforz]

smitch for mod rally in chat at 6:45
free food and picks
smitch will give a 'state of sbr' speech

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SMITCH IS IN CHAT RIGHT NOW SMOOZING IT UP WITH MEMBERS!!!!!!

[pavyracer]

Mods,

Can we sticky this?

[Chi_archie]

Smitch is the sole reason that Roguescholar became Bisexual.... If smitch woulda smiled at RS, he'd be totally gay and woulda dropped the girls altogether....


moral of the story.... if you wanna keep liking women...don't look smitch directly in the eyes......or at his ass

[AMBlai01]

Smitch Rally is going on NOW!!! Be there or be Square!