Best quotes from Pat Venditto thread

[Tsoprano]

Starting with:

Pico go eat egg rolls dickboy.Just cuz your daddy gave you 30k to gamble doesn't mean you know squadoosh.

AAO hookers make you pay double the regular rate. Meatball tax.

i'm saying i can see my reflection in your forehead kockboy.

There are so many more, too tired to go look em up.

[InTheHole]

[pat venditto]

T i finally made it. SBR wouldn't hire me because i'm not a billy. They were strongly considering onthewhat because of his southern accent but realized he didn't meet the weight (120 pounder) requirements 250 and up and than they realized dave would fit in better.

[InTheHole]

"I made it Pal"

[rm18]

I remember he said something like...

"Anytime you are betting the Spurs laying more than -1 it is a bad bet."

[pat venditto]

RM hence why im bankrupt anyone who listens to me is eventually going to be behind jjgold in the bank loan line.

[Slim]

RM hence why im bankrupt anyone who listens to me is eventually going to be behind jjgold in the bank loan line.

Instant classic.

[Slim]

I like this one from today. I laughed so hard.

pokerbeast celtics -6 didnt cash you fuking idiot.

[pat venditto]

slim the fuking guy puts 2 money bags up i mean what else can i say?

[Tsoprano]

[Slim]

Soprano you haven't even been here 10 months and you got over 13k posts. What are you doing with yourself. Venditto signed up a year before you and he doesn't even have half the posts you got. Venditto's got 6,666 posts.

[pat venditto]

sopranos a professional gambler hes got time to post im too busy stocking shelfs at your local grocery store.

[Tsoprano]

tacomax i thought you were going to get a haricut or atleast shower you greasy fuk. I'll tackle you into a concession stand loaded with fish n chips you prick.

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[blittydeuce]

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